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I'm just a secretary

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? Xiao Wang sat by the window, smoking a cigarette and not lighting it.

? This is his first day at work, and the personnel department has arranged for him to be an assistant in the general manager's office. This just joined the company, and I haven't met the boss yet. The boss texted him to go to Pinxuan to buy breakfast. As a secretary, running errands is the basic job. Xiao Wang dared not neglect, put on his clothes and left directly.

? As soon as the shopkeeper saw the well-dressed young man, he became interested "Hey, sir, is this your first time?"

? "Yes, please give me two omelets, two cups of soybean milk and one fried rice noodle." Xiao Wang looked at his watch.

? The shopkeeper looked at Xiao Wang again and felt a pang in his heart: "Alas, there is another person."

Xiao Wang is puzzled. He only knows that if he doesn't hurry, he will be late. "Boss, I am in a hurry to go to work!" "

? "Okay, okay, I'm coming." The shopkeeper packed the breakfast and handed it to Xiao Wang helplessly. "Take care!"

? Xiao Wang didn't care, just thinking about how to get to the company as soon as possible. It's 7: 26 in the morning, 0.4km from the nearest bus stop, and the next bus is expected to arrive in 4 minutes. Navigation software shows that there is a serious traffic jam ahead. Take the bus to the company at 8: 27 at the earliest, seriously late! Then take the high-speed train. Just get there. From the subway station 1.6km. You don't have to worry. Who knows to buy breakfast this morning?

? Xiao Wang didn't care so much, so he ran to the subway station and caught the unexpected one.

? When I was together, a child who looked like a fifth grader offered his seat. "Uncle, sit down."

? Xiao Wang took out his mobile phone, turned on the selfie function and turned off the beauty. "I'm only 27 years old. Am I that old? "

? Xiao Wang thought. A middle-aged man said, "Hey, the teacher gave him homework. Please give your seat to a stranger."

? Xiao Wang still sat down uneasily. After all, he is going to see Xu You, the head of a branch and the general manager of Xu Technology Co., Ltd. ..

? After a while, Xiao Wang arrived. Xiao Wang greeted the security guard from the door until he called his colleagues outside the office. But the atmosphere is still depressing. Just last week, Chen Ling, Xu You's number one assistant, passed away.

? The answer given by the police is suicide! Xiao Wang has seen the news and knows it, but he is just a secretary. He had no choice.

? Xiao Wang walked to the door of the general manager's office, and a woman politely said to him, "Hello, who are you looking for?"

? Xiao Wang replied, "Hello, I'm looking for Mr. Xu. I am his assistant. Today is my first day at work. "

? "My name is Allen. It's also my first day at work. I'm Xu's assistant. Nice to meet you! "

? "Nice to meet you!" "Xu has been waiting for you inside for a long time. Go in quickly. " Allen said with a smile.

? "ah? Um ... good. "Xiao Wang was at a loss. He has never been with such a diligent boss. It's only 7: 52!

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? "Knock, knock ..."

? "Please come in!" The rich voice was obviously not loud, but it shocked Xiao Wang from beginning to end.

? "Hello, Mr. Xu, this is Wang Yu." Xiao Wang pushed open the door and squeezed out a business smile.

? "Ha ha, wang, don't be nervous. I have heard your name for a long time, others may not know it, but I know I can't ... "

? Little Wang Xiaoxiao: "Teacher Xu, just say what you want to say."

? Xu You stopped laughing. At this moment, Allen came in. "Report to Mr. Xu, the underground conference room has been arranged, the participants have basically arrived, the funds have been prepared, and the anti-eavesdropping device has been fully activated."

? Xu nodded with satisfaction and motioned for her to step down. "Xiao Wang, your last boss Dege is still in prison. Want to save him? " Xu asked mysteriously.

? "Xu, to tell you the truth, I don't want to. I'm just a secretary. Now he has fallen down. I lost the opportunity to realize the meaning of my work and had to accept the arrangement of the personnel department. Yes, Mr. Xu, I did plan a lot of drug dealing cases for him, and I really don't want to do it! I was also forced ... "Wang reluctantly touched his forehead. "Mr. Xu, why don't you record our words and give them to the police, and I'll turn myself in, okay?"

? "Xiao Wang!" Xu suddenly stood up, "you know, you are my assistant now, I'll give you a chance! Otherwise, you can appear in front of me safely. The police are still looking for you, and so are your enemies outside. You are not safe outside the company. You have no choice but to vote for me! "

? Wang was speechless. Xu took a deep breath and sat down slowly. "Since you left the house at 7: 03, my people have been following you, asking you to taste the Xuan and help you avoid your enemies. You are in the subway with 15 people, 9 of whom are from our company. Tell you the truth, you have no choice, planning can be handed over to Allen, but your customers ... "

? "Ah, how did Chen Lin die? If I give my customers to you, I am worthless. In this way, I'll give you the list and I'll resign as your assistant! " Xiao Wang is carrying a short tube and has a little smell of gunpowder.

? "Sit down!" Allen shouted. Xiao Wang sat down again, and Allen put away his gun.

? Manager Xu smiled again and continued, "Xiao Wang, we don't take drugs. That thing hurts people." Then he took out a bill from the drawer.

? "Counterfeit money?" Xiao Wang was frightened to disgrace.

? "No, it's called' Super Euro'. We will hold a meeting later to discuss the "revival" plan with the deputy finance ministers and wealthy businessmen of eastern European countries. We will first pilot in the west of the Middle East, and then expand to West Asia. My goal here is to expand the western continent. Rest assured, the scope of circulation will not affect China's finances. " Xu explained.

? "That ... that has nothing to do with me!" Xiao Wang's hands are shaking.

? Xu lit a cigar. "I don't know if this is the meaning of Xu Dong or that sentence. You have no choice. "

? Seeing that he was still hesitating, Mr. Xu took a drag. "Don't think about it. Starting from tomorrow, you can draft the transaction process of' Super Europe' with Allen. "

? There was a long silence in the office. Allen looked at his watch. "Mr. Xu, it's time for the meeting."

? "Ok, you are responsible for the minutes of the meeting." Mr. Xu got up and put on his suit and jacket. Youngor is noble everywhere.

? "Wang, let's go. Oh, yes, there is a speed recorder in the conference room. You don't have to bring it yourself. "

? Xiao Wang struggled to get up from his chair and finally woke up. ......