Funny and weird copywriting

1. "Your palms are big. You must be very lonely" "Ah, you can see it all, why" "Because, the bigger your palms, the lonelier you are"

2. Your advantage is that you are useless at critical times.

3. "What is it called when the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you?" "Imagination."

4. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is A group of little monsters who were beaten in silence.

5. Think about it, I will be happy immediately from an old woman in the third grade of junior high school to an elementary school girl in the first grade of high school.

6. When I was doing laundry that day, I said, "I put too much washing powder." My classmate asked, "What? Your brother has too many wives?"

7. Hope is like fire. Disappointment is like smoke. Life is like

Seven places are lit with fire,

Eight places are smoking...

8. The world is missing you. Quite a few, and you will make me noisy.

9. My crush changed her hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt like I had a change of heart. 10. You can’t please everyone. Because not everyone is human!

Eleven. "Brother, bring my earphones over." "I think you should say please." "Brother, bring over my earphones."

Twelve. Care about you People will reply to your messages no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you don't even have a good signal in their graves!

13. What is the head teacher? Just one person who will completely destroy your friendship! Destroy your love again! The terrorist who won’t let go of your family affection!

14. Recently, cash is not allowed in the cafeteria. A friend went to get food and took out a

20 yuan note. The aunt who was preparing the meal waved her hand and said no. The guy was stunned for a moment, said "thank you", took the food and left...

15. Some people say that my photo is ugly. I laughed. That's because you haven't seen me in person. That is unsightly ugliness!

16. "Are you still alone on Valentine's Day?" "Nima, will I turn into a dog!"

Seventeen. When you get married in the future, get married If the person is not me, I will move next door to your house and be a quiet Lao Wang.

18. Don’t fall in love with someone just because your brain is full of water. What if one day the water dries up?

19. I never bully the weak. I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

20. Don’t have too high demands on your wife. She is beautiful and good at doing things. For rice, that’s Midea’s rice cooker!

Twenty-one. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I must eat at least a pair of whales.

Twenty-two. You don’t have to watch people everywhere. When you go out on the street, you don’t have to enter flower shops, jewelry stores, or famous brand fashion stores. You don’t have to be dragged to the women’s world like a dog. Brothers started to act like siblings, and they would get drunk with their friends until dawn. There was no need to keep an eye on the text messages, and there was no need to always worry that the phone would suddenly lose signal, because no one would care about you.

23. My day

Three questions about myself: Where did I put my keys? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?

Twenty-four. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

Twenty-five. I asked the top student: "How can I test

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8?" The top student replied to me: "One less step to fill in the blanks." I feel the deep malice of this world.

Twenty-six. Every time when doing homework, when I touch my mobile phone, it’s like eating Xuanmai chewing gum and I can’t stop at all.

Twenty-seven. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I worked so hard to raise is being eaten.

Twenty-eight. Autumn pants last forever, and one pair will be passed down forever.

Twenty-nine. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because you will only get scolded when you fail to win, and you will only get beaten when you win.

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10. There is no banquet in the world that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while.

Thirty-one. I really hope that I will get a call suddenly and ask me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of net worth.

32. Life is like shit. Even though you have worked very hard, what comes out is still shit.

Thirty-three. Don’t ask me how I did in the exam. I can only say that it was burnt.

Thirty-four. I discovered that I have a superpower called "successfully avoiding all correct answers."

Thirty-five. I hate it the most when someone talks to me about the southeast and the northwest! You don't know how to tell the way. Bad guy!

36. If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, just say to the teacher: "Teacher, just think of me as a fart and let it go."

37. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week. I often forget, so I had to change the fish once a week.

38. The Chinese teacher said, "Mulan has been disguised as a man for so many years but has not been discovered. What does this mean?" I answered leisurely, "It means Mulan is an airport."

Thirty-nine. Human potential can be stimulated. I may not be able to carry 100 kilograms of stone. If it weighs 100 kilograms of RMB, I guarantee it! If you resist, run away.

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10. It’s time to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a bath.

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11. If a tree does not need bark, it will surely die; if a person has no shame, he will be invincible in the world.

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Twelve. One day in the dormitory, my roommate looked in the mirror and said, I am so handsome. Suddenly another roommate said, you are so cruel, even yourself. cheat.

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Thirteen. During this exam month, don’t call me by my name. Please call me Guoer.

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Fourteen. If you don’t study hard today, every brick you move will become a wall for others when you grow up.

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Fifteen. If you have a heart to learn, you will end up failing the exam; if you have a heart to lose weight, you will end up being a foodie.