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How to write a tweet about the company recruiting new employees during the epidemic?

Painting cake series

We need an intern to become a CEO.

We need an intern, because the former one has become CEO.

2, don't 996, we let you live a real nine to six.

Local flavor recruitment series

There are one hundred ways to be sweet, and the most important one is to see you in the company every day.

4.- that's very kind of you Do you know what I want to do to you? Do what? -Pay you.

5. Did I know you before? -I don't think so. -Then why do I think you are my dream candidate?

6. "The pain in the workplace is boundless. As long as you look back, you will find (company name) always behind you. "

7. "It's cloudy in Karen Mok, it's cloudy in Stephanie, and it's sunny in Jay Chou. It's better to come to our company to chat with me."

8. "Let me read your palm." "What do you see?" "My job is missing in your life."

9. A warm young man who has lived up to his original intention, I would like to be the guide of your future career planning.

10, gold is easy to get, but confidant is hard to find. I am willing to be your most intimate HR.

1 1, "Let me read your palm" "What do you see?" "My job is missing in your life."

Do you like our company? If you don't like it, I'll think of something else ~

13, "Why did you hurt me?" "What is hurting you?" "I really want to recruit you!"

14, the first day you didn't come, I missed you; The day after you didn't come, I missed you; On the third day, you didn't come ... why didn't you come to the company for an interview ~

Direct series

15. Let's get this straight. We need your money, so let's have a look. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal is not to go to work.

16, everyone knows, don't fool around. I've never had such a frank job advertisement.

17, are you incompetent? It happened that our boss was short of money.

18, xx company, exclusive handling failed.

19, we give you money and affection, poetry and distance.

20. There are many companies that only give you soup, but few companies are willing to let you eat meat together. Join us, we don't play fake big sky, and we don't play deep routines in the city.

2 1, 13 salary, 15 days annual leave, go out twice a year.

22, find someone! ! Find like-minded people, loyal and wise people, considerate people, diligent and sincere people!

23. Join us and create dreams together.

If you want to fly, xx will give you a pair of wings!

Heart-wandering series

25. I know you are not simple. If you have nothing to talk about in your present job, come and talk to us.

26. I am serious about recruitment. I have never been so serious about falling in love. Please treat my interview invitation gently.

27. You should know that most people in this world are looking for jobs from "might as well try" to "have to", such as xx position in our company.

28. For the same job, our company has high salary, good welfare, good colleagues and great development prospects in Nice. Can it be the same?

29. There are many possibilities in life. As long as you are brave once, you can often gain much more than you think. For example, now that you are hiring, have you bravely submitted your resume?

We always think that life owes us a "satisfaction", but in fact we owe life a "try". I heard that XX company is hiring. Are you sure you don't want to send your resume?

3 1, finding a job is not a one-day thing, but a lifetime thing.

Intimate series

32, 30 years old is not terrible, but 30 years old day after day is terrible.

33. Do you have the heart to live in a small house less than 10 square meter? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite? Can you bear to watch your parents tighten their belts and go on a diet and use their little pension to help you pay off your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dreams! ! !

34. The most terrible thing in life is not a monthly salary of 3,000! Three thousand last year, three thousand this year, three thousand five years later, with a monthly salary of three thousand, which is busier than thirty thousand! Poor and busy work is the most hopeless! Join us, break through yourself and enjoy the future!

35. Is the blind date over? Tired of playing cards?

So, are you satisfied with yourself? Confused about the future? Do you have a job?

If not, please contact me! ! !

36.20 18 is far away. 20 19 What are you hesitating about? Find a reliable job and make money quickly! How can you talk about poetry and distance without money?

37. The Spring Festival is over. Friends who are interested in finding a project or a job can contact me.

Not looking for a job is in March and April, and the salary is in May. Two more months of study and growth, 20 19 is already halfway through! This year's goal will be stranded again! For those who haven't found jobs, it's time to get ready. If a friend changes jobs, you can contact me!

39. No year-end bonus? No holidays? Our company has them all!

40. Some people buy a BMW at the age of 27, while others play games at the age of 27. Some people save 800 thousand at the age of 30, and some people can't find a job at the age of 30. Too many people are picky, work too hard, work too embarrassed, sell goods too shamefully, and you have no money, ability, career or anything. This is the most shameful thing. You want to refuel, you want to be better, and no one will stop you. In fact, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and laziness. .....

Incentive series

4 1, please be the boss and do something big. Will you come?

42, young man, you lack Bole in five elements ~

43. Do you have high morale? We provide a platform for you!

44. how awesome are you Try it!

45. We are digging and won't let you bury it!

46. We are waiting for you to enter the top 500!

47, the world is so big, you don't come, who knows you are awesome?

Your joining can bring us new vitality, and we can also give you unlimited development space.

49. Don't always ask the meteor why you have no talent. Come on, let's be your bole!

50. I came to Guangzhou just to work overtime until I can see Guang Zhouta.

5 1, although our xx company is rich and capable, we are just waiting for you in the vast sea of people!

52. I know you can do it; Come to (company name), don't go alone.

53. Only with the determination to put all your eggs in one basket (company name) can you walk faster and run farther than others.

54. Learn more, choose more, choose the wrong one, and try to find a partner.

55. Only companies with poor money will detain employees. Our company only needs people.

56. Youth is still there. Don't wait for your dream. Join us to realize your dream.

57, looking for a job = looking for an object, just looking for what you want!

58. High salary is not a problem, but do you dare to come?

Literary series

59. Do you still remember the oath to conquer the stars and the sea?

The stars and the sea have been asking: why haven't you come yet?

60. Youth is irretrievable water, which disappears at the fingertips in a blink of an eye, wasting hard and regretting hard. Don't dwell on the past, accept a new life, a new self and a new team! Here, you gain not only high salary, but also skills, knowledge and affection! Pack your bags, find a new self, and join us!

6 1, we wait for you all year round.

Seasonal series

62. A good job is like wearing a warm cotton-padded coat in winter.

63. I wait for you in winter all the year round.

64, and then he disappeared at the corner, and xx left a good position.

65. Winter is coming. Will you come?

We keep warm, not only this winter.

Festival series

67. The Chinese New Year will be celebrated without finding a job!

68. Miss Beauty who is looking for a job after the year: I can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife and classmates in this life. Can you give me a chance! Be my candidate, I miss you! ! !

69. Seeing that the pace of the New Year is getting closer and closer, in order to meet you in the new year, we are looking for extraordinary you, here! There's room for you!

Interactive series

70. () Go your own way

It doesn't matter ()

Trouble from ()

The uncanny workmanship ()

The combination of heaven and earth

Send me the answer and our story will begin.

7 1, recruiting people

Recruit strong people

Recruit young people

Recruit enthusiastic people

Recruit someone better than me

Recruit new people who want to be strong

Recruit simple, direct and real people

Recruit people who stand up straight and make money

Recruit people who act immediately and put them into action.

Give yourself a new chance to change.

20 19 we set sail for our dreams together.

Champion wins

72. Bole knows a good horse, and the master is looking for talent.

73. Your choice is absolutely correct.

74. Please come here if you want to buy a house in Guangzhou.

75, recruitment venue, travel thousands of miles a day, why worry about no bole.

76. You have the ability and I have the space.

77. Good pay, high salary and quick promotion.

78. We can lose at the beginning of life, but we must never lose at the turning point of life.

Key breakthrough

79. If you can't find a reason to stick to it, find a reason to start over.

80. Life is not only "enough" in front of us, but also immeasurable distance.

8 1, can't understand what they are saying? We will have all kinds of training to make you know everything!

How hot is the world? Earn enough in XX company and you can enjoy the wave!

83. Are you coming? Don't smoke koi fish, our studio has a real pool of koi fish.

84. Don't think you are not a swift horse. In fact, you just lost a bole.

85. We are enthusiastic, not only to our customers; We standardize, not only in the system. Like me, with dreams, we started our lifelong career in the right place.

86. Some people may never know where their potential lies. It is better to work in xx than to waste talents.

87. Join us this year and there will be three results:

(1) Worst result: leaving, but having a thorough understanding of the comprehensive knowledge of the industry;

(2) Intermediate result: Not bad, the monthly income is higher than before, the time is free, and the circle of friends is expanded;

(3) The best result: self-achievement, brilliant life, helping others and changing fate.

Let's go! Let's do it! Let's shine!

89. Who is free ~ Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, elder sister, relative, elder, younger generation, primary school classmate, junior high school classmate, senior high school classmate, college classmate, comrade-in-arms, card friend, big cousin, little cousin, female best friend ... If you want to find a job and love the sales industry, please come to me.

90. Miss Beauty who is looking for a job after the year: I can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife and classmates in this life. Can you give me a chance! Be my candidate, I miss you! ! !

9 1, high commission, high bonus and high dividend; Business trip in the province, not running all over the country; Perfect training helps you grow; Enough market for you to play; Show you a fair platform!

92, monthly awards, quarterly awards, year-end awards, and soft hands; Team travel at home, abroad and swimming nonstop; Same job, different happiness.

93, share dividends, let you work for yourself (you are the boss).

94. We are seriously recruiting xx (post). You can start paying wages. As long as you are good enough, the boss is at your disposal.

95. Give you room for promotion, so that you can find your own work goals and directions in about two years.

96. There are four days in a month, plus legal holidays every year (no matter which holiday, you have to take time off or not come to work). All employees will regularly organize games (domestic and foreign), various games, expansion and sports meetings (everything).

97. I am so cute, can my younger brothers and sisters who are interviewing not stand up?

98. It is said in the Jianghu that "some people are shiny on the surface and can't even afford cherries behind their backs." Here you can not only experience the freedom of cherry, but also the freedom of Starbucks.

99. Whether you come or not, our conditions are all there; Whether you like it or not, our high salary is in your hands.

100, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death! But I'm talking and you don't know!