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Dear teachers.

Dear students.

H: Good afternoon, everyone.

A: First of all, I wish all teachers good health.

B: Then I wish all the teachers all the best.

I said hello to the teachers.

I bowed to the teachers.

A: I wish the teachers well.

I salute the teachers.

A: I wish the teachers again.

Then I will kowtow to the teachers.

Come on, let's clap for him.

B: What a kowtow!

A: Just kidding! I want to ask you a question!

B: Go ahead.

Are you asleep yet?

B: I ... nonsense, everyone is asleep!

Oh, I mean, did you sleep during the exam?

B: I dare not sleep during the exam!

Don't you dare?

B: That's right!

A: I dare!

Really?

A: It feels good to sleep during the exam!

B: Tell us about it!

Answer: In the last English exam, the teacher handed out the paper, so I quickly scanned it with my bladder. ...

B: What do you use to sweep?

A: Side lights.

That should be called sidelight!

A: Yes, sidelight! I quickly swept it with the sidelight and then put the paper away. Oh!

B: You fell asleep.

You must be a pig! Who can sleep so fast! Let me take a deep breath first!

B: Oh, this is preparation!

A: Hoo! ...

B: Take another deep breath!

A: I am asleep now!

B: It's a pig!

A: I feel someone calling me from behind!

Who told you that?

I looked up and found a bird standing beside me!

B: Go to hell.

A: He has a pair of big wings, half man, half bird, bird man!

B: That's how Birdman came!

A: Then the bird man spoke.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: Don't be afraid. I am an angel. You helped an old lady cross the street this morning. God is very happy to see it. He specially asked me to meet your requirements!

B: that's very thoughtful of you.

A: I said you gave me the answer to this exam.

I know this is what you want.

A: With a stroke of his pen, the answer appeared on the paper and disappeared with a whoosh! Hum! I didn't get 100 in this English exam, and I have no place to argue!

B: Oh!

A: Just when it was too beautiful, suddenly a big hand fell from the sky and an idea suddenly came to my mind.

How do you think?

Is this the legendary Tathagata?

Hello!

A: I just blocked it with my hand and heard a bang.

How?

I fell off the stool!

B: Huh?

A: I looked up and the invigilator was standing next to me, holding a blank piece of paper. Looking at my watch, the exam has only been going on for ten minutes, so I am dreaming!

B: Seeing angels is not a dream!

A: What should I do? I can't do anything!

B: I regret not studying at ordinary times!

A: I suddenly had a brainwave and thought of it!

How?

A: I still remember the angel's answer. With a stroke of my pen, I brushed it, took it, and made it in one go!

B: That was quick!

A: the paper will be sent in a few days, haha, it's really the devil takes the hindmost!

B: You got 100!

A: Yes 100!

B: You are really good!

A: It's just that there is no zero after it.

B: I only got 1.

A: The score of 1 is not bad, and the score of 0.5 still makes the teacher breathe a sigh of relief!

B: That's terrible!

A: I don't understand. How can the answer given by the angel be wrong?

It was just a dream. Don't take it seriously!

I saw an angel that night!

B: Dreaming again!

Why don't you let me get a hundred points? You are a big bad guy. I won't help the old lady cross the street next time.

I lost my temper.

The angel spoke.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: I'm really sorry. I only got 2 points in English that year!

Hello!

A: I get angry when I think about it. I don't think about it. I want to ask you a question!

B: You ask!

Do you usually listen to the teacher?

B: Nonsense, it is students' duty to listen to the teacher in class!

Do you dare not listen to the teacher?

B: I dare not! I listen carefully!

Don't you dare?

B: That's right!

A: I dare!

Really?

A: It's great not to listen to the teacher in class!

Then what do you do in class?

A: I have done many things.

Tell me!

A: (Song of Childhood) "The teacher on the podium is still trying to talk about calculation problems. I have everything on my desk, mobile phone novels and big bread. "

B: Why is there bread?

A: "I can hear my stomach growling as soon as I attend class." Read the novel, send a text message and have a bite of my big bread! " "

B: I'm really busy! What are you doing?

A: (Welcome to Beijing) "deskmate, listen to me, you are really disloyal."

B: Talk to you later!

A: "I'm worried if you don't pay me back the money!" "

Someone owes him money.

Answer: "Give it back to me quickly anyway. Don't cheat. "

B: What if he doesn't return it?

A: "If you don't make me angry. ...

B: How about that?

A: "It doesn't matter if you owe it!"

Hey, what nonsense!

A: I get angry when I mention it.

How much does he owe you?

A: Fifty cents!

B: Only 50 cents!

A: Forget it. I get angry when I mention it! Let me ask you one more question!

B: Go ahead!

Do you often argue with your teacher?

B: Huh? I quarreled with the teacher during the debate!

You misunderstood me. I'm talking about debating whether to make a mistake!

B: talk back to the teacher? I dare not! This is a sign of disrespect for the teacher!

Do you dare?

B: That's right!

He: I dare!

How do you know I dare!

B: I knew it was this sentence!

A: It feels good to argue with the teacher! Once in physics class, I was studying hard!

B: Oh!

A: Suddenly the teacher told me to stand up and punish me!

B: Why?

I also want to know? Why did he punish me? Teacher, I didn't sleep, did I?

B: That's right!

A: Teacher, did I say anything?

B: That's right!

A: Teacher, I haven't read the novel, have I?

B: That's right!

Teacher, are you wrong?

B: That's right! (Reaction) No!

A: I did nothing. Why are you punishing me?

B: The teacher must have punished you for a reason!

A: I refuse to accept it! More importantly, I study politics in physics class. How diligent I am, right?

About what is right! You should be punished, no matter what class you take!

A: I think it is almost the same. For example, Chinese math, math English and English geography are all different.

Is that how you study?

A: Yes, don't tell me. I studied like this for a while, and my study.

B: How about that?

A: Yes, Cheng Cheng. Go down!

B: No!

A: I get angry when I think about it, and I don't think about it. Let me ask you one more question!

B: Don't ask, stop here! I see, you are typical naughty students in school, and you have a short name for such people.

What's your name?

B: unruly!

A: Not bad!

B: that sounds good!

A: I've been stimulated recently

Oh, you fell into an ice hole.

I met my former classmate.

B: What excites you to meet your former classmates?

A: Because he has lost weight!

Hello!

I went to kindergarten when I was a child, and so did he. I go to primary school and he goes to primary school; I went to junior high school and he went to junior high school; I am in high school and he is still in junior high school.

B: Repeat!

To be exact, he left school to work in Shanghai.

Oh, Shanghai is a good place.

A: I stayed in Shanghai for one year and engaged in a job with certain scientific and technological content.

What job?

A: Wash the dishes!

B: Is there any skill in washing dishes?

A: I missed the economic crisis, so I was laid off and went home early.

B: Oh.

A: They made the immortals cry as soon as they met!

Tell me!

I called out his name! I even called out his name!

His name?

A: Happy!

B: Are you happy?

That's his nickname.

What's your nickname?

A: Wolf!

Have you seen two animals?

A: "My dear friend, I miss you and have something to say to you."

B: Yes!

A: "Because of my junior high school education, my life is not very smooth, and I have no ability to work as a coolie outside. Now I want to persuade you! " "

B: give me advice!

A: "You, you, you, it's no use wasting time. If you go on like this, you will be abandoned by society! " "

B: That's right!

A: "If you work hard now, you will have no problem getting into college!"

How well they speak!

A: I feel a lot of pressure after listening to his story and life!

B: It's long overdue!

A: What should I do?

B: I was told that from now on, you can study hard and get into college!

Can I do it?

You left out the word "horse"!

A: But my present performance is a poor student in the eyes of teachers, let alone study!

You're so good. Didn't you help an old lady cross the street last time?

A: You're welcome. The old lady doesn't want to cross the road. I forced her to go through it!

B: You are too bad!

A: I can't see anything good about myself, let alone look down on myself. I'm sorry for the teacher's teaching and my parents who gave birth to me and raised me. I'm so useless!

B: Confess now!

A: If this continues, I will be finished. If I don't study well, I won't get my diploma. If I can't get my diploma, I can't graduate. If I don't graduate, I won't be admitted to the university. If I can't find a good job, I can only do the dishes. Anyway, I have to wash dishes after I don't study hard. "Wash, wash, wash, oh! ! "

B: Come on, come on, work hard from now on if you don't want to wash the dishes!

I've decided!

What have you decided?

From now on.

B: What do you want?

A: (singing) "Sweat more, don't shed tears, don't feel sad when you encounter difficulties, study hard, be bitter and tired, and have ambition in life. The teacher will teach you to keep it in mind, and then pay attention to your parents when the college entrance examination is successful! "

He: When we succeed in the college entrance examination, we will pay attention to my parents in the mirror again! "

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