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Send me a limerick about Teacher's Day, thank you!

The day begins with the first crow of the rooster. Check health, counseling and self-study;

Who is absent from class and who gets up late? Who is sick and unwell?

Ask carefully and investigate clearly. In thirty minutes, breakfast will be over.

Don't brush the pot first, and don't wash the dishes. In a hurry, go to work.

Draw water first, then sweep the floor. N piles of homework, waiting for your approval.

Tick √ on the right and write a comment. I have to praise it as an encouragement.

Wrong x, where is wrong? Context, point out one by one.

Analysis in place, explain the truth. The slightest bit, not sloppy.

After reading the homework, give the test questions. Unit gap, chapter test.

Yesterday's monthly exam, today's bottom. By the end of the term, there are countless more.

The amount of questions is moderate and the difficulty is moderate. Check the web page and the question bank.

Finish it today and print it tomorrow. Finish the exam quickly and work overtime.

Statistical results, write analysis. Who is the second and who is the first?

Zhang Si, Wang Qi. What's the difference between these two contrasts?

Give comments to everyone in class. I'll find you alone after class.

What is the reason for the low ranking? Knowledge level, psychological factors?

The source of thought, the degree of effort? Move with emotion, understand with reason.

Teachers expect, parents enjoin! Look ahead, full of thorns.

How can you play with your future? Zhang San wept bitterly, and Li Si wept bitterly.

Make amends. Look at me next time. No music, no TV.

Whether it's windy or rainy. Single-minded, single-minded

Memorize more words and do more exercises. Find your place in the next monthly exam.

The teacher listened and smiled. The midterm is up to you!

The bell will ring when the conversation is over. Pick up the lesson plan and run to the classroom.

After the ceremony between teachers and students, the class begins. Evaluate the homework first. I made it yesterday.

General questions, everyone's attention. Individual errors should be handled separately.

Learn the history of China today. In the Cultural Revolution section, there are no exam questions.

Let's delete this content. Half a class passed quickly.

Do it now and consolidate the exercise. Choose the answer, a b c d.

The answer is good, you can learn it. Assign homework and exercises after class.

Review and consolidate, preview before class. Write the paper another day.

After two classes, it was nearly noon. Dry mouth, weakness of limbs.

Hot leftovers, to satisfy hunger. The head of the bed is tilted, so you have the right to rest.

As soon as I fell asleep, the bell rang again Cheer up and go to work!

I had a bad temper at the meeting yesterday. To be a teacher, be a fool first.

Try, don't take it. Less than the last one, more than the next one.

I can't keep you alive and I won't starve to death. If you don't want to do it, you can quit.

A few bad ones, I won't hire you. Doctors are hard to find, bachelors are everywhere!

There will be a class tomorrow, and we will learn while watching. The headmaster also listened, and all the teachers went.

Prepare carefully and handle it carefully. Make courseware and print exercises.

Sliding computer, modern tools. You can't be short of one.

All the above items are ready. The telephone suddenly rang.

The director of the student affairs office wants you to go. There is a classmate in your class.

I didn't go home all night, in the internet cafe. Talk to them and inform their parents.

Write a check and wait for processing. Unconsciously, the western hills are already sunset.

After dinner, cram school and study by yourself. Learning methods are instructive and difficult to explain.

If you have any questions, just ask. But for the college entrance examination, it must be beneficial.

After tutoring, I'm leaving. It suddenly occurred to me that there was another thing.

Some people report that students have little discipline. Flirting with female classmates.

Critical period, this also get? Call Xiaoji and go to a place where no one is there.

I brought you here. What can I tell you? Tell the truth, don't shy away.

Student Xiaoji, prevaricated: I don't know, the teacher made it very clear.

Youth is bathed in sunshine. The seed of love, this is not surprising.

But be clear about the purpose of learning. Everything revolves around academic performance.

This is an obstacle to further study and must be given up. He will be on the list and succeed.

Why doesn't a man's husband have a wife? School rules, gains and losses.

Analyze them one by one. Xiaoji listened and burst into tears.

Make amends and change your mind. From now on, concentrate on your studies.

If I do it again, I will be an idiot! In the blink of an eye, the students all left.

Take a sip of water and catch your breath. After ten o'clock, check the night again.

The water pipe has been turned off, and so has the porch light. Snoring is loud in the dead of night.

The day's work is over. Quiet, go home.

When I closed my eyes, it was already in my dream. It's either a class or an exam.

It is the same as waking up. Suddenly, everyone gathered.

In the notice column, a notice was posted: Teacher Lao Lu, seven out of forty.

Sudden illness, let go! Tomorrow at the hospital, farewell ceremony.

If there is no class, you must go. Look at it and sigh, feel sorry for Lao Lu!

Hard all your life, die young. The house is small, with no car and no savings.

Wife and children are helpless, and parents are helpless. High morals and bright festivals are famous for thousands of miles.

Say goodbye today, what will happen in the future? Sadness welled up in my heart and my heart ached like tears.

I woke up suddenly, tears streaming down my face. It was twilight and the bell rang again.

A new day has begun.