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Please help me translate Mandarin into Cantonese, thank you!

1 When will you meet Michaelis? I don't care (Cai) me (e)?

See you (Wu) go running in the dark at night and freeze yourself.

I seem to have hung up on you before!

You smile, when I am free, I would rather you cheer for me!

I give (BI) everyone should be nervous about you and care about you!

The people and places I meet, I know I care about you!

After telling you the truth, we will go back to the previous karma, and we will give up the karma.

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Your short message makes me sad every day!