Classic funny confession sentences

1: Hey, bring some salt. I said, shall we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get the red notebook after dinner? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing. Who says you can't propose while cooking? I haven't said those three words yet. What three words, four words? Hey, get a pot of oil!

Let's have a baby, shall we?

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

5: Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

6: Good flowers insert cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

7: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

8: Even if it is the end of the world, I will still love you.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

10: No house, no car, no status and no courage to chase you; I miss you so much that I can't sleep, and I miss you so much that my heart is withered; Send a message to ask you, can you give me a chance?

1 1: I can't cook. Stay away, I'll cook for you later!

12: Do you want to make a mistake? Here comes the opportunity.

13: Girl, you have to follow my uncle.

14: Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

15: Honey, I'm sick. After seeing many doctors, I finally came to a conclusion that I must love you all my life, because I have lovesickness, so I let you know specially.

16: If my life is a lifeless desert, you are the only oasis left in the desert; If your life is a dazzling starry sky, I am the loneliest fireworks in the night wind. Do you know I'm thinking about you?

17: If I am hungry, I will fill my stomach with thoughts. If I am tired, I will rest with love; If I fall asleep, I will meet you in my dream; If I miss you, I will use this short message to tell you what I think.

18: If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

Funny confession sentence

1, I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for. Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

4. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland.

It is not difficult to be indifferent to the world. For example, I will have a quarrel with you.

6. I want to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I want to be the wind blowing beside your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

7. You asked me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

8. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

9. Oh, you seem to have a good time when you scold me. If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!

10, if you want to cry one day, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.

12, first love, goodbye infatuation, worrying all day, trying to win the heart, taking pains, trying to rush the heart, don't you understand my heart!

13, I can be sure that from now on, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love.

14, if you want a lovely baby, if you are still hesitant about it, then I will give you a little advice-marry me!

15, distance can separate people, but it can't separate heart from heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

16, I can miss the rising sun, I can miss the afterglow of the sunset, only you and I can't miss it, you are my choice without regrets in this life!

17, I miss you. My acacia grows in the spring rain and dew, like a green vine winding around a tree, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

18, once met, once fell in love, once reflected on each other's lives, remember that beauty, that sweetness, although missed, is unshakable.

19, I haven't seen your beautiful face for a week. It's really like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

20. It's my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.

2 1. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. Looking at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

22. Passion is a hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. Passion means pain and change. When hope is dashed, passion is over.

23. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

24. I don't like beautiful but illusory rainbows; I like you, you are so real, you are like a jumping stream, clear and bright, clear and bottomless.

25. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

Before I met you, my heart was like a stream. After meeting you, it's like the sea in Wang Yang. It's rough! It will never calm down.

27, my love fell into your sea, splashing a blue moonlight. My heart is slowly rippling with the waves in the moon. This ripple rises for you.

28. Fate; Let me meet you; Happy: let me know you; Happiness: Let me be your friend; Care: Let me miss you; Message: I have to send it to you.

29, willing to be a winged bird in the sky, air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!

30. There is a kind of pain that I dare not look at. This kind of love is still buried in my heart, which makes me miss you more and more, but I can only keep you in my heart.

3 1, no house, no car, no status and no courage to chase you; I miss you so much that I can't sleep, and I miss you so much that my heart is withered; Send a message to ask you, can you give me a chance?

Don't follow me! I told you to stay in a cool place, didn't I hear you? I can hear you, but don't you think you sound cold?

33. It's late at night, and I'm still writing to you from my desk: I count your return date with my fingers every day, but the days seem to be against me, and I hesitate to leave with measured steps.

34. If one day I fall in love with you, will you accept my true feelings? I hope to see you again next time. We didn't just meet by chance.

35. Although it is predestined friends, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

36. Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care is not connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!

37. I know you and I are doomed to endless melancholy, but I don't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

38, just follow your aunt! Tell me all your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all your cards and passwords, and let me take care of them for you, including your people.

39. The morning sun is red and our love is empty. The midday sun is as red as fire. Why do I always get hurt? The sun sets at night, all because of women!

40. Let's play games and guess coins. If you lose, give me one of you and be my boyfriend. If I lose, I will give you a me to be your girlfriend. It's fair to you and me.

4 1, there are flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn; There is a cool breeze in summer and listening to study in winter; If there is no trouble in your heart, it is a great time in life; May you have leisure in the morning and leisure in the curtain; Dreams follow your heart! The heart follows the dream.

42. No matter how long the night is, don't forget that I am an eternal flame around you, igniting every hope in your heart and dancing for you all my life. Do you know I'm waiting for you?

43. A gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

There are many customs in the world, but I have a special liking. As long as my heart is still beating, it is beating because of you. Having you is the best part of my life. My confidence comes from your charm.

45. Love is the pleasure of pain and injury. Let me love you and be loved by you, let me stare into your eyes, let you be eternal, and let us be lovers for life!

46. When words travel through time and space, they bring Valentine's Day wishes. Let every word dissolve into your heart quietly! I am silently blessing your smile, so write down my kind expectations.

47. Think of me when you are lonely, and come to see me when you miss me. When you see me, pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.

48. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

49. Thinking of you alone in a quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

50. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

5 1, met, can't help but believe that this is fate. You never know how deep this feeling is until you dream. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the next life.

52. After the enthusiasm, we will burn each other. What business do we need? But after a long time, cooled love needs sincere maintenance and management from each other, so that love will not deteriorate.

53. Recently, the gold shop has been bargaining heavily. Buy one get one free with the same ring. Where can I find such a good thing? No, buy one get one free, and I'll give you another one. Come and get married as soon as you receive the text message.

54. At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!

55. With love, life will blossom, and this flower must have honey; With the nourishment of love, life will be motivated and life will not be tired. Congratulations, my friend, love is beautiful. Love with your heart!

56. Look at your poor food and clothes. Really, let me take care of your life I really don't trust you to leave others. What? Time limit. Well, hundreds of years should be enough!

57. When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.

58. When I met you, I was a drizzle in spring. Staring at you, I am the shade of summer; Close to you, I am a star in late autumn; With you, I am the sunshine in the middle of winter. Marrying you is the greatest happiness in my life.

59. Don't move! You have been blessed with defense, so put down your worries and surrender to the hurdles at once. All your troubles will be confiscated, you will be sentenced to be happy for a hundred years, and you will live on the island of happiness, supervised by good luck!

60. I know that when two clouds meet in the sky, they will turn into rain; When two stars meet, they will collide and spark. What will be the end of your meeting with me? Hope is the beginning of love. Ended in love. .

6 1, if it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

To like you is to miss you when I can't see you. Like you is to look at you stupidly when I see you. To like you is to like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

63. I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.

64. Send you a beautiful woman to make you laugh! Send you a blessing that makes you proud, 1 makes you happy, 1 makes you young, and sends you a dream that makes you happy! It is only reliable to send a true feeling and not return it, and then send a peace.

65. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

66. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

67. I send you eleven new ones: feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient when encountering things, be cautious in making friends, be considerate of others, have confidence in yourself, have love for your lover, be happy at home and be at ease at night.

68. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

70. No matter how long the love story is, I can't tell my feelings. No matter how cool autumn wind is, it can't cool my madness. No matter how busy I am at work, I can't delay my thoughts. Send a short message to express my feelings. Would you like to stay with me forever?

7 1, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

72. When I didn't meet you, I flew in space and saw the whole earth. After meeting you, I changed to fly, saw the mountains and rivers, and fell in love with you. I just want to sit in the car and watch you by my side!

73. I give my love to my bosom friend. I hope my heart can make you happy, forgive my carelessness and occasionally make you sad. I hope my heart can touch your heart. I hope my heart is sincere and I wish you all the best.

You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?

75. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

76. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always mean something. You said: if you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, you should know what I eat in winter!

77. Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisoned wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

78. When I meet you occasionally, my eyes actually discharge on me. In this embarrassing scene, I dare not change my station. I want to draw a line with you with my eyes. I don't want you to open your mouth and kiss me. Oh, my God! Whose big German shepherd is not tied?

79. Occasionally, there are cars and garden villas with doorman reception rooms. I plan to open the partition wall between the transmission room and the storage room and decorate a warm new home. After marriage, you are responsible for collecting the property fee of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.

80. If you don't reply to me, I will confiscate your mobile phone. If you don't talk to me again, I will kiss you and gag you. If you ignore me again, I will take you directly to the auditorium to be my bride. Could it be you?

Funny confession sentence

1, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland. Don't bully him! I am the only one in the world!

As a man, it is most manly to protect the person you want to protect.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.

I want to give happiness to the person I love, I don't trust others.

6. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

7. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

8. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

9. I'll accompany you for an interview and record for you. Stay with me.

10, there are always a few bitches in life. Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.

1 1, why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

12, in this era, a dear is at best a hello. Don't move like you're going to heaven.

13, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

14. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

15, nod to yourself, because life is not long, be nice to people around you because you may not meet them in the next life.

16, you are dissolute, coquettish and seductive, but you are still a man after all. Men prefer women to bitches.

17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

18, no one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

19, you should be good to me. I am a naive silly girl in front of you.

20. What is gossip? Gossip is that the evaluation of an important person is repeated by a group of 38-year-old women.

2 1, there are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you and love to ignore you when they don't use you. No one, and the dog is not a dog.

22. You will be my boyfriend in the future. Let me take care of you in the future.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

When you are twice my age, I will stop loving you.

26. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

27. Meeting you is like the bell ringing all over the world and the flowers blooming all over the world!

28. The person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

29. If you calculate me everywhere, I'm sorry, you will see a vicious bitch.

30. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

3 1, I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

32. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

33. I drew a coffin in which you and she were lying. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

34. If you dare to refuse me, I will ask you to come to me in ten months (which can be a season).

Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll cut him!

36. As long as you want it and I have it, what are you doing outside? Be honest with me.

I forgive you if you scold me once, twice and three times.

38, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

As long as I have what you want, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Stay with me.

40, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions, I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

4 1, don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

42. Eat what you eat and drink what you wear, but never rob your man. I would like to go shopping and chat with you during my vacation.

43, I am a girl, I want money but no money, I want culture without culture, I want to lose face and I want to be in shape without figure.

44, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

Listen, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

46. I am ready to be the one who loves you the most, the one you love the most.

47. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

48. Girl, you have been lost in the Pacific Ocean. Do you want a worse person to feed the dog? Throw it away, pick it up if someone wants it, or it's cheap.

49. It is said that marriage is cheap. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

50. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

5 1. Don't tell me what to do without a lover on Valentine's Day. There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. Is it necessary to kill several people?

52. I really admire those who have always looked down on me and persisted until now. The most interesting thing is that some people who are called friends have given up halfway, but they have persisted until now.

Dear, if you love someone, please remember to tell him, then slap him hard and tell him loudly that we can't.

Boss, let me be your little brother and protect you for life.

If you don't even have the courage to pursue what you like and who you are, you are doomed to be a failure.

If I don't marry after many years, if you do, please be careful when you ask your daughter to go home!

57. I will not let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.

58. Under normal circumstances, I miss you. In both cases, I am in pain!

59. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

60. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.

6 1, the rain stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I'll sweep the world for you.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

64. You won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

65. I just like you and love you. None of your business!

66. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is around to cry. Don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

67. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

68. In the future, I will put a big water tank at home and plant lotus flowers.

69. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

70. With gray hair and no teeth, can I still watch the sunset hand in hand with you?

7 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap now, come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

73. Inherent domineering and strong possessiveness tell me that I must be the king. So when we fall together, I am the one who gives orders.

74. If loving you is a mistake, I am willing to correct it.

No matter whether I am right or wrong, she thinks I am the best and the best. I am willful, and she always gives in. When I lose my temper, she always accepts everything.

76. None of you can bully her, only I can!

One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

78. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

79. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!

80. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

8 1, come with me, and your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

Classic advertising funny sentences

1: Shall we have a baby?

Baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

3. I have a kind heart. Usually even stepping on an ant can recite Buddhist scriptures. I was afraid of being single and lonely after death, so I stepped on dozens of ants as my company, which was a dedication. I hope someone with good intentions can contact me.

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

5: It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

6: Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

7. Find a girlfriend: Just like your personality, just like your looks, just like your looks, just like your cuteness, just like your feelings!

8: I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

9: Good flowers insert cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

10: poor ugliness, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend. On the road of revolution, will you join hands side by side?

1 1: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

12: Marry in my village. The conditions in my village are not bad. Dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on the party, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, transportation depends on walking, communication depends on yelling, safety depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking.

13: I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much, and let him kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense, it will tell you how much I love you!

14: Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

15: When I passed the drugstore, I turned around and thought of you: I feel like a medicine bottle more and more. Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you!

16: Even if it is the end of the world, I will still love you.

17: Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I have you in my heart just to eat you. Hey, love your cat.

18: Job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!

19: The face is more gorgeous than peach blossom, the skin is tender than foreign girls, the figure is more graceful than other women, and the hairstyle is more novel than other women. The love of my sweetheart is the only one in my heart forever.

20: A worshiper of heaven and earth was exhausted by his wife from now on; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

2 1: There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

22: personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.