We would like to recommend some festive text messages for the Chinese New Year, please be creative.

Blessings for the Year of the Pig

Blessings for the Year of the Pig Dear Sir: Thank you very much for your support to us over the past year. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best. As one wishes.

The breeze is blowing, the white clouds are disappearing, but friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing with you and let happiness always be with you.

Blessings for the Year of the Pig Manager: Hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, happy family, and all the best! New Year, New Year, new atmosphere, prancing horses and galloping horses to welcome the New Year!

Blessings for the Year of the Pig: Spring is coming quietly, with the sound of horse hooves clattering, the worries of the past are gone, and the present is glorious. I wish my brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck all year round!

Congratulations for the Year of the Pig: A beautiful life adds more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as colorful as your dreams!

The greetings for the Year of the Pig are filled with snowflakes, ushering in the New Year. Let the long-lost souls gather together. Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the cold winter and warm your heart. --Someone who loves you.

When I was a child during the Chinese New Year, a large group of children carried paper lanterns and wandered around each house. When they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such wonderful memories too!

Congratulations on the Year of the Pig, New Year's greetings to the office, good life at every step of the lottery, good luck every day, wins at card games, good taste every meal, live longer, get younger, grow taller and more handsome, gold appears on the wall at home, and money grows on the wall.

When we say goodbye to the old year, we also say goodbye to the gloom of the year. When we welcome the new year, we also welcome new hope. Happy New Year to you!

Congratulations for the Year of the Pig. The spring breeze fills you; your family cares about you; love nourishes you; your friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; your lucky star will always shine on you. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!

For the Year of the Pig, I hope that I will be the first person to send you blessings this year. As a confidant, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes come true!

Thank you for your strong support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!

The zero hour bell of the Year of the Pig rings throughout the world, and the New Year’s train sets off on time. It carried away an unforgettable year and ushered in another prosperous year. Happy New Year!

At the end of the year, good fortune comes from the east, and good luck reaches the sky. When the time comes, he reiterates Kunpeng's ambition, cherishes the time and works diligently, and displays the infinite grace of the army. Happy New Year!

Although the fortune for the Year of the Pig is the same as the old New Year greetings every year, although I don’t know how many times I have said them, they are old words but have new meanings, and the feeling will be different. Happy New Year! May all go well with you!

The years of the Year of the Pig are passing by around us. Many people and things are gradually forgotten, but you will always be in my heart because you make my world different. I wish you a different life. new year.

The New Year bell keeps ringing, and my blessings keep sending. A thousand words of blessing: Happy New Year and auspicious New Year!

Happy New Year! Happy New Year to you! We have had a great time cooperating with each other in the past year. Thank you for your care and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck! May all your wishes come true!

I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and good health in the new year. May all your dreams come true in the new year.

Another spring has arrived, and blessings are flying all over the sky, both to you and to me. Congratulations on the new year! Happy New Year! May all go well with you! May all your wishes come true!

It’s another beautiful beginning of the year, another happy time, and once again sincerely wishes you: Happy New Year!

I have put my blessings in 365 buds, one of them blooms every day, giving you beautiful blessings every day.

On the occasion of the Chinese New Year, I wish you and your family happiness, good fortune, good health, and great success in reaching the next level!

Snowflakes are falling all over the sky, ushering in the New Year. Let the long-lost souls gather together. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the cold winter and warm your heart.

My dearest friend: May God bless you in this New Year! Guanyin Bodhisattva protects you! The God of Wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots at you! The God of Cookery kisses you!

New Year, new things, new beginnings, new starting points, there will be new harvests. I wish my friends all the best, peace and happiness, and a happy Spring Festival.

Happy New Year! The New Year is here, and good things are coming! Happy New Year to you and your family! In good health! Good work! Good luck!

Wish you good luck in the New Year! The official career will be promoted step by step, and everything will be successful! The sparrow is handy and the money is abundant! Stay healthy, eat well, sleep well, and have a happy family. Wish you good luck!

As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the universe with blessings. The three sheep bring good luck, and the five blessings come to the door and bring wealth. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and good health! !

I wish you the Year of the Monkey: be famous, have good luck, be popular, show off your talents, be popular with big guns, make a big splash, and take the lead!

Wish you: New Year, auspicious future, bright auspicious stars, prosperous wealth, happy family, prosperous career, good fortune, Rudonghai, longevity, Nanshan, happiness, and sweet dreams!

The spring breeze is overflowing with you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Wealth is tied to you, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you this, and the lucky star will always shine on you.

No surprises, it’s another year, the new year is coming, I sincerely wish that your bank balance will only increase but not decrease, and you will have a better future. Work hard today, and your life goals will always be money!

Farewell to the old year in the new year, I wish you a new beginning and new gains in the new year. Happy New Year and all the best!

I wish you may get rich in the new year and set foot on the Marlboro Road, your career will climb Hongta Mountain, your lover will cross Ashima, and your wealth will spread all over Greater China.

I wish you lots of wealth, lots of happiness, many wives and concubines, and lots of children and grandchildren in the new year. Touching and kissing here and there, moaning lightly, hugging the beauty from left to right and laughing, making Wei Xiaobao jealous and Ximen Qing jealous.

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not be forgotten just because we meet infrequently. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of welcoming the new year, I wish you a prosperous career.

Happy New Year! All the best! Family fun! Make money! Good luck! Flowers bloom and bring wealth! The house is full of gold and jade! Good luck and longevity! May you be happy and prosperous!

I wish you a prosperous career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you!

The Chinese New Year is here, and I say hello to you. May your body be healthier and your mood be particularly good. Good luck will come to you every day, and your food will be delicious. Gold will come out of your home, and money will grow on your wall.

Wine: When poured into a cup, it looks like water. When you drink it, it will cause ghosts in your stomach. You will stumble when you walk. You will quarrel when you get home. You will become impotent after crawling into bed. You will regret it when you wake up the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival? ?

Happy New Year! My best wishes to you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The God of Wealth follows you! Luck is with you!

I wish you, brother, a prosperous spirit and career, no worries about eating and drinking and not getting fat, your little secretaries are vying to be with you, your wife will become more beautiful as she grows, your old and younger ones will be strong, and you will have a new look in the New Year!

I wish you that in the new year, all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your expectations will come true, and all your efforts will be fulfilled.

In this sunny holiday, I wish you a happy mood, a warm family reunion, love as sweet as the sun, and no sadness at all.

My wife is my home, my lover is my flowers; I give my salary to my family, and my bonus buys flowers; I go home when I am sick, and I look at the flowers when I feel better; I hope that I will remember to go home often in the new year, but I also Don't forget to water the flowers.

A lover is a flower that I hold in my hand and doesn’t want to spread. My friend is a green onion. Wherever I need it, I can grab it. A secret is a spark. A little friction from time to time. My lover is a twist. I only think of him when I’m hungry. I wish the green onion flower a happy life.

New Year wishes to friends all over the world: a comfortable job, a satisfactory salary, a warm bed, close friends, and a united lover, everything goes as planned, you will always be happy, and everything will be satisfactory!

Weather forecast: This year you will encounter money, rain, luck, wind, love, fog, friendship, dew, luck, health, frost, happiness, thunder, safety, and hail. Please note that they will haunt you throughout the year.

May good luck be like mines that you step on from time to time, and misfortune be like meteor showers that will never rain down on you. Wealth is like garbage that can be picked up everywhere, and happiness will be with you all your life like flies staring at you. Happy New Year!

(Serious statement: Without permission, this blessing is not allowed to be discounted. Once discovered, I will forcefully continue to bless you until you completely want to have this blessing.)

We are destined to meet, but not to be together. We are far away from home, but I hope we can remember each other; we are lucky enough to know each other, but not lucky enough to stay together. The bright moon in the sea will last forever. I will always silently bless you and wish you happiness. Happy New Year.

A touch of friendship is very real, a touch of attachment is light, a touch of longing is deep, and a touch of blessing is the most true! Happy New Year to you!

I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the sun to shine brightly in winter and melt the cold ice and snow! I want the people who read the text messages to be happy in the New Year!

The sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, one shore is connected to the other shore. Dreams are very shallow and everything is natural. Tears are also sweet, when your heart comes true. I wish you a happy new year!

I have eyes but I cannot see you at any time, I have ears but I cannot hear your voice at any time, I have hands but I cannot hold your body at any time; but I have a sincere heart that I can wish you: New Year at any time. Happy and all the best!

I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut out a ton of care from the bottom of my heart. A New Year gift for you!

A green leaf is full of friendship to its roots; a congratulatory message condenses my wishes for you. Another wonderful beginning - the beginning of the new year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.

How can the frozen world thaw and revive overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth bloom with flowers and fragrance overnight? May you continue to accumulate and create something.

Hold a bouquet of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, buy four bottles of romance in France, six boxes of happiness in the United States, eight boxes of blessings from the United Nations, and cut out ten cares from the depths of my heart as a gift for you. . Happy New Year, friends!

Happy New Year! Fresh every year! ! Make a fortune! ! !

I wish you: a high position but light responsibilities, less work and more money, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, get a raise when others work overtime, your hands will cramp when you receive money, and a beautiful girl will love you to your heart's content. Happy New Year!

The least element in nature is love (astatine), and the most abundant element is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy new year of love.

Thousands of paper cranes, thousands of hearts, bless you forever. Happy New Year to everyone!

What is Tianchang? What is Dijiu? Say happy new year and let you remember it forever!

Bin Laden opposes terror, Bush kisses Saddam, and Sharon will give in tomorrow. If all three are met, I will not give you blessings in the New Year.

With family as the center and happiness as the radius, draw thousands of happy families!

No gifts for the holidays this year, I will send you a text message instead. May health and happiness always be with you, and let me tell you: the God of Wealth is already following you!

Every festive season, I miss my loved ones even more, and spend the full moon to express my love for my family; I wish my relatives and friends all the best, and enjoy a good mood every day.

Welcome the New Year with joy and bustle, and be happy every New Year and make all your wishes come true!

Congratulations to you: May you always have abundant blessings, and may the auspicious clouds and auspicious energy gather in the new year!

Good luck to you during the Spring Festival, and may fortune, fortune and longevity come to your door! I wish you good luck and everything goes well!

It is said that lavender has four green leaves: the first leaf is faith, the second leaf is hope, the third leaf is love, and the fourth leaf is luck. I give you a lavender tree and wish you a happy new year!

One pound of melon seeds and two pounds of dates, I wish you good luck early; one pound of candy and two pounds of bananas, I wish you good luck and will not run away; one pound of peanuts and two pounds of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you peace and happiness every year; I wish you a smooth road and good progress; I wish you more than your share every year and a lot of money; I wish you happiness in every family and everything goes as you wish!

The motherland led by the party will live forever, the people led by the party live and work in peace and contentment, let’s build a brand new year together!

I sincerely hope that in the new year, all your expectations will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your hopes will come true, and all your efforts will be fulfilled!

It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve, twenty-four hours to miss someone, and a lifetime to love someone, but it only takes one second to send a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year !

New Year’s greetings via text message: Peace and prosperity throughout the year, live and work in peace and contentment. The industry and the country are prosperous and prosperous. Good luck and good luck, strive to reach the top. Stay at ease and stay young forever. Wish you happiness!

Carrying on the past and ushering in the new year, raising the golden cup of spring to thousands of households, advancing with the times to wish for a good harvest, and spreading laughter to thousands of households.

Meeting by chance is not easy. Maybe it was destined by fate, it would be a pity to miss it. I know that lovesickness is painful, and it is hard to express my feelings.

The Spring Festival is coming again, when will I see you? Wish you a happy Chinese New Year. do you miss me? I miss you so much!

I wish all stock investors a happy New Year, lots of money, and a prosperous stock market.

Close your eyes, and my little wish will fly to your window in the evening bell of the New Year, gently overlapping with the dream you hope for in the new century...

Spring is warm, flowers are blooming, and spring is coming. I send the breeze into your arms: peace is priceless, love is everlasting. Qianfanjing’s development style. Well-off is in sight, and dragons are rising all over the world. The grand blueprint is heroic.

Spring dawn, spring dawn, green poplars and grass are everywhere. Mountains and rivers, joy and laughter, I wish you the best of luck in the coming years, and climb higher step by step.

I wish you (inhale) smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three goats opening up, peace in all seasons, five blessings, six six, great success, seven stars shining in all directions, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine, concentricity, perfection, everything going well, thousands of things auspicious, and all the best! Wish you good luck in the New Year!

If you laugh happily in your dreams, it is because I have asked the moon to send you my blessing on a certain night in a certain month of a certain year: Happy New Year, my friend!

A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; health and relaxation; reunion, love and affection; harmony and beauty, prosperity!

I wish you a happy New Year and be proud of it; the bad luck will go away, and the good luck will be elated; the spring will be beautiful with white snow, and you will be filled with blessings; everything will be prosperous!

In the new year and the new year, the "New Wave" trend, SMS and MMS are accompanied by integrity. I wish you a happy “Xin” year and a prosperous “money” year. "Wealthy" is like the East China Sea, and "thin" is like Nanshan Mountain!

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Funny text messages about pigs

01. That Some time ago, we walked quietly on the small road in our hometown, and you lowered your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! He also praised me: What a good boy, he came out to herd pigs at such a young age!

02. Dear, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn’t want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

03. The moment I made up my mind to leave, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me instantly understand how much I love you, and I suddenly turned around and cried. Holding you tight: I won’t sell this pig!

04. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

05. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. Mother Pig arranges for the big pig to block the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

06. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it

08. The tortoise and the hare are racing, and the pig is the judge. Do you think the tortoise or the hare is faster?

09. There will be a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that a big pig will fly over the sky. It’s a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

10. Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your belly! good! This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!

11. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20°C. The penguin died the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? You don’t know? By the way, the pig doesn’t know either!

12. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read text messages!"

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Messages about pigs

Portrait of your life: knowing how to take a bath at the age of ten - Pig Since the Qing Dynasty, I can dress up at the age of twenty - Zhu Shimao, I can work at the age of thirty - Pig has a career, I have a servant at forty - Zhu got a servant, I can shoot at the age of fifty - Pig Shoot

I don't I want to be your parallel line, and I can only watch you from a distance in my life; I don’t want to be your intersection line, and go further and further away after a moment of tenderness; I only want to be a straight line with you, and you will be in front of me and behind you. Rush into the pig pen!

The north wind started to blow again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with such disdain. Said: Why do I have such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to welcome a wonderful today, okay! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig's hair, wash the pig's face, and work hard for feed!

Tea should be drunk until the fragrance is lingering; the road should be difficult to walk until the bitterness is over; people should have deep feelings, so that they can love again in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh, Huh? This one with the mobile phone is not bad!

In the past, I only knew that piggy couldn’t speak, so it only hummed. But then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than piggy. I was talking about you, but you still hummed!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20°C. The penguin died the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? you do not know? By the way, pigs don’t know either!

. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. It's the pig's reading, which is said by the pigs in the world

Waiting for a subway, five minutes; watching a movie, three hours; watching the moon waxing and waning, a month; missing someone, a lifetime !But a word of concern only takes a few seconds: It’s cold, put some more grass in the nest!

Read it in Sichuan dialect: Daiyi crosses the black area, mom area is low at night, the head orchid and the tiger jump Come to the canal, throw Li on the ground, but risk you, because Moss does it risk putting you in the queue? Because it has four spindles, it can't live in the building!

A little pig, About to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it viciously. But Xiaozhu said impassionedly, "Don't be afraid of death. Wait until I finish reading this text message." Haha

God did not give the pigs wisdom because he wanted the pigs to be happy. Therefore, you must be happy.

Are you worried about being as fat as a pig? Is it sinful to be as lazy as a pig? Is it pitiful to be as stupid as a pig? Of course not, you are a pig! Whatever you want to do, do it!

You were in a duel with a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said: Grandma! Domestic pigs still want to fight wild boars and seek death!

It turns out that I have been really in love for a long time and I have fallen in love with you! But I am afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can’t you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but The police uncle said that pigs are not allowed to be raised in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Seng: Master, am I really the ugliest in the world? Tang Seng looked troubled and said: Go ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie started from Guanyin came back and asked cheerfully: Haha, Master, who is ##? Haha!

It was late at night, and the little pig cried sadly. His mother asked: Why are you crying? The little pig said: I feel stupid. My mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!

Guess the lantern riddle: You are standing with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant

A pair of lovers together is called Qingqingwomei, a couple together is called Yongjietongxin, but you are simple, you and a pig are called Shuangcheng. right.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you can’t help but sigh out loud———— Pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: The world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been eternally correct: A=B, B=C, so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig.

New signs in the animal world: ants raped African elephants, lions sold spicy hotpot, rats had sex with snakes, sharks and donkeys went to shopping malls, and piglets were even crazier, pretending to be hooligans with a mobile phone, hey, As for you, you still read the demo!

That day I called you a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Finally, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted to me in front of many people, "I am a pig." It’s weird if it’s not a pig”!

If you receive this message, you are a chubby pink pig; if you delete this message, you are a small African black pig; if you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar; if you do not reply, you are a Ukrainian large white pig; if you save it, you are an American pig. Perverted pig, hey, let’s see what you do

Sunrise + sunset = morning and evening, moon + stars = infinite longing for wind flowers + snowy moon = tenderness and sweet shooting stars + heartfelt wishes = thousands of blessings for you + Charcoal fire = fragrant suckling pig

Weird thing, really weird thing! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up proverbs and found out that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

The cobra is highly short-sighted. After being polite with the elephant on their first date, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk: Come on, you are too polite to bring such a big pig. Let me ask again, is this pig called ##?

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because of you. Sold...the pig!

I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I've always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pig pen.

I have always had a soft spot for you, your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was too poor to hope for it, but now I have money! You can say loudly: Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

How can I bear to watch you leave? We have spent so many warm and happy times together, but today we are breaking up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: Wait a minute, I won’t sell this pig anymore

I miss you day after day, and I still haven’t changed when I am lonely. When will the beautiful dream come true? Appear! My dear, I really want to see you! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! A dead pig has a bad sleeping position and falls asleep again.

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those raised at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read messages are called stupid pigs, those who are laughing are stupid pigs, and those who are angry are stupid pigs. Ignore me. Those who don’t reply are worse than pigs~~~

The weather changes for free, be careful of catching a cold, and I would like to express my concern for you again: the first is to take off your clothes; the second is to stay late; the third is to give cold drinks ; The four precepts are picky eaters; the five precepts are cold baths; the six precepts are drunkenness; the seven precepts are to wear quilts; the eight precepts are, do you understand?

If autumn is gone, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you in tears; if I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The intermittent rain makes me think endlessly. , To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to that meadow, but I have agreed in advance: the pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to squat on the ground!

I have countless friends in the past, and I want to come. You are the coolest person when I want to go. I have searched for you thousands of times in my dreams. Suddenly I look back and you are still in my pig shed, eating grass and leaning against the tree. Your tail can’t stop swaying. It turns out you are nibbling on my tree. Damn it! < /p>

When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pigs are so hungry?"

I haven’t heard from you for a long time

I have been missing you these past two days

I feel very confused

Looking for your favorite pond

The dining hut

The sleeping lawn

Still missing you

My heart is almost broken

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Why did I lose such a big pig?

My friend We said we would never be happy together

They advised me to give up on you and leave you

But I really like you and can’t bear to leave you

I fell out with them over this

Why?

They were allowed to raise dogs, but I was not allowed to raise pigs

I used to be just an ordinary knight. Until I met you, the most mysterious person in the world, and called your name out of nowhere. From then on, I became the "Pig-Knowing Man" respected by everyone in the world.

Little Piggy is amazing, I sleep until ten o'clock every day and eat five bowls every time. No one dares to weigh me. I want to ask where is the little pig? Smirking and reading text messages.

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99. The king said: "There is 1 more pig"? The minister said: "There is 1 more pig."

I want to tell you what I mean when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity finally comes - you are like a pig when you are happy, and more like a pig when you are angry. Happy New Year, Pig!

I spend my days like this: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Bin Laden, and giving hair to pigs. Short message.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar does; not every pig can receive text messages, but you Did it!

There is a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that there will be a big pig flying across the sky. It's a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!

Those raised at home are domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read this message are stupid pigs, those who are laughing are stupid pigs, those who are angry are fat pigs, and those who ignore me are dead. Pigs, those who don’t reply are worse than pigs.

The moment I cruelly turned around and left, you cried helplessly behind me. The heartbreaking pain made me realize in an instant how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: This pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You reach out to the barcode scanner, and the screen displays: Pig's trotters are 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, so you turned your face over to take a look. The screen showed pork head meat for 5 yuan!

You are the best. I start to miss you again. I am no longer angry with you. And I feel that my love for you is getting deeper every day. That’s because someone told me...the price of pork has increased. , you can buy it at a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's butt. Name a song... Can't you guess it? It's flowing. Tears on your face.

I told my mother that I like you and I want you to go to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I can no longer live without you, but my mother refused. She said: Pigs are not allowed to be raised at home!

You are dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." Before I finished speaking, I saw the pig abandoning you with disdain.

Life is so tiring! You have to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is very tiring, you can’t rob, you have to pay taxes to earn money, and even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged~!

Busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you receive this text message, you will smile at the corner of your mouth, arch your nose, and hum twice to let other pigs know that the owner likes you the most!

A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

The little pig cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!

The light rain is floating in the sky, as if you are laughing at my insanity. Why are you so selfish and cruel, making me miss you in vain? I racked my brains and wrote poems full of heartache. Who knew that only pig heads and idiots were staring at this poem on their mobile phones?

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Every time the wind and rain are severe, I am the one who cares for you. When there is famine, I will bring you food. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!

In this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws his eggs, which are round and round. Pig, happy round eggs!

Preservation of party members: If you don’t drink the party’s wine for a day, you don’t know how to follow the route. If you don’t eat the party’s food for a day, you don’t know how to do your work. If you don’t use the party’s money for a day, you don’t know how to fill in the invoice. If you don’t take the party’s money for a day, Smoke. I don’t know how to sign my name.

Difficulties in keeping fresh education: criticizing superiors for being difficult to maintain official positions; criticizing peers for being difficult to maintain; criticizing oneself for asking for trouble; criticizing subordinates for reducing votes; criticizing husbands for messing around; criticizing children for having no one to care for them in old age. This situation What should we do?

It is said that a blind man told fortunes very accurately. The crowd brought a shaved pig for him to tell fortunes. The blind man was overjoyed after touching it and said: "My hips are wide and my belly is round. I am a contemporary party member with a big face and big eyes." Xiao, he is a leader, his skin is tender and his meat is being kept fresh!