How to write a funny birthday invitation text message?

1. Give you a glass of my carefully prepared juice, which contains 100cc of wishes coming true, 200cc of happy every day, and 300cc of full of vitality. I wish you a happy birthday. There are words I have never dared to say to you. , but if you don’t say it on your birthday, you won’t have a chance: You are so annoying......................... lovable, and I never tire of it

2. How ugly you are when the world is hot and cold! It’s not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live in such a shameless way? Don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you

3. Today is your birthday. To express my congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

4. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless the person who is reading the text message. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will be happy forever. Happy birthday! I want to give you a piece of 100 innocent toffee: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching

5. Birthday boy, I wish you all your wishes. As you wish, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can be honored. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, everything Fanta, wah-haha every day, happy Pepsi every month, and good Lego every year. , the mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching

6. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want. Say it, say it quickly... After reading the message, the statute of limitations has expired

7. Unforgettable is pure between you and me. Friendship! Valuable is true love that never changes! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes, and the longer the friendship lasts, the truer it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy birthday and always be in a good mood

8. Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. I wish you a happy birthday! As your birthday approaches, I wish that your career will be at its peak, your body will be as strong as a tiger, your money will be endless, your work will not be hard, you will be as leisurely as a mouse, and you will be as romantic as a musical score. May all happiness be yours