The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles-talk about the classic cool mood

Life is like showing a movie. If you don't do it well, you will lose.

That compulsory education has occupied my youth.

The funniest popular sentence in our class: Boss, there is wood and sprite. Give me a coke!

Internet cafes tell us that time is money.

In today's weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

the soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

I want to eat, I am thin, and I want to eat. I can't have both, so I went away.

when I say I can't afford to get hurt, it will be the day when your house is on fire.

big head, thick neck, and stupid as a pig!

I finally got up the courage to send her a short message to express my confession. Three minutes later, the head teacher called: Son, this is no joke.

Love is the road, friends are pigs, and there is only one road for people. There are many pigs on the road.

College students know how to donate sperm, while high school students only sell kidneys. It's terrible to be uneducated!

Now, the most profitable thing is the mobile company. Classic mood diary essay.

engrave the QQ number on my tombstone. P.S.: Anyone is allowed to be my friend.

When I was a child, I was so timid that I scared myself to cry by putting a P.

I really hope there will be a big flood to flood the school.

People's peach blossom is the same as their physiological cycle! It's all a while!

My mother praised me for being virtuous and idle.

It is said that bitter melon is not sweet, so I like bitter gourd.

Don't do something wrong and throw all the dirty water on yourself, but I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

when I was a child, I was so timid that I scared myself to cry by putting a P.

I can bear hardships. I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have reached 8% of the hardships?

with the reform and opening up, my weight has rubbed off on the ground.

I am stupid and I am happy. I'm healthy

Don't be polite when you come into this world. Do it immediately if you want, and do everything quickly except death.

you can't afford to hurt my arrogant little heart.

don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

I don't want to be in my third year. I haven't got enough!

has been reported. Never been titled.

I get paid to muddle along at school, and I get paid to muddle along at work.

Mistress is nothing, and he is only a person at best.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

all the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business or mine. Suddenly I feel so busy.

A person is walking on a noisy road, and the messy steps tell me my loneliness.

The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

Hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in the afterlife.

There are many people holding hands in the street, and some of them are getting married.

If you fall, get up and cry. Work hard and live for yourself!

My deskmate said: A man is a thing apart from himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

There is a woman who is still charming without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to see people without makeup.

I've done everything I should and shouldn't do, but if it still doesn't work, I won't be forced.

sometimes I really want to kill myself.

When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what the monster was like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

I really want to strangle my weak and soft-hearted self!

There are many excuses for people. What does it matter?

Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.

There is no Liu Yiyang in reality, but there are many Tong Jiaqian.

if you're gone, I'm still here.

I'm not Liu Yiyang, but I want her to be happier than Tong Jiaqian.

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

I'm an onion, and whoever dips me in the sauce in the middle of the road will be scolded by his ancestors.

Every time in the middle of the night, it is a tangled problem to call someone to get up and go to the toilet.

I will arrive in 5 minutes. If I don't arrive, please read this message again.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can sleep all day.

you have a face that invites you to scold me. Talk about relieving bad mood: when you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to pinch instant noodles

1. Even if a man is rebellious and free and easy, he will work hard to be a woman sooner or later.

2. Love is like arsenic sprinkled with crystal sugar.

3. I thought I wouldn't be afraid of the dark if I turned on the light. I thought you wouldn't leave if I told you I loved you.

4. We grew up and the outside world became terrible.

5. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles, shake coke, break off Dove and insert rice jars.

6. I have been secretly in love with you for so long, and I didn't tell you that I like you until graduation, but why didn't you realize that I like you?

7. False feelings are not good for each other.

8. It's warm to find that your body has enough fat after cooling down.

9. Knowing that there are not so many ifs in this world, I still can't help dreaming.

1. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

11. How much pain does it take to mature?

12. I taste a person's loneliness.

13. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sentence set that instant noodles are particularly delicious (4 sentences)

Sentence set that instant noodles are particularly delicious (Part 1)

1. Eating instant noodles at night is so happy and exciting.

2. I threw up after eating this instant noodle last night when I was hungry, and I'm still considering whether to eat it today.

3. Last night, the power went out. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

4. I didn't have breakfast, smelling the aroma of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and I swallowed my saliva crazily. It was really hard for me!

5. A bunch of people went to pick up girls in a high-profile way, but I went to make noodles in a low-profile way

6. I feel that I have eaten up all the amount of instant noodles in a year. Every day with instant noodles, I'm worried about getting cancer. Hahahaha. Bah bah, crow mouth.

7. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.

8. I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. If I come to ten boxes at a time, it won't be enough.

9. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

1. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

11. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, and it's too painful to eat instant noodles when I'm hungry.

12. I was lying on the sofa waiting for a play at this time yesterday, but today I am eating instant noodles on the train.

13. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a bath, freeze to death to the left, burn to death to the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, and two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

14. Arrive at the Internet cafe at 1: in the morning, and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. After eleven o'clock in the evening, I walked out of the Internet cafe and stood on the colorful street in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

15. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

16. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

17. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

18. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea at night.

19. I fought with instant noodles all night yesterday, and I just came to the hospital today, and I was still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog All Middle School!

2. I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it? I'm just hungry, and as a result, my legs are burned by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life, and I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

22. I eat instant noodles alone in the dormitory. I finally didn't study at night, and the life of a single dog was really hard.

23. I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's so delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

24. I don't sleep at night, and I have to eat bucket of instant noodles when I'm hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

25. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habit? It's like I have to add vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

26. When we met our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said polite words. We will never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

27. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only had to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also had to blow dry the mattress.

28. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. You will have a great stomachache in the morning.

29. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles.

3. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sore after eating instant noodles.

31. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

32. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which successfully damaged my computer.

33. It's the first time for me to celebrate Chinese New Year alone for 3 years. On the table, I was left over from yesterday's instant noodles, half listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't have any dried fruits for the new year, so I was a little snorting ~~

34. On the winter solstice, I was eating instant noodles by myself playing computer.

35. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.

36. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

37. Have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really sad to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

38. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and dumplings at night. My stomach hurts and my eyes are watering.

39. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

4. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these. Make fun of buying instant noodles all my life without seasoning bag

1. I dare not speak when I am sad. I am really afraid that I will cry when I open my mouth

2. Attachment is a thread, and I only receive pictures of the past and memories.

3. You know that thoughts can be changed instantly, so I don't believe those sweet words

4. No phone calls, no greetings and no news. We are like familiar strangers.

5. I lament that my acting skills are good, but I can't speak when I meet you.

6. I would rather be the same as before, and only my sisters are poor.

7. Peace of mind and happiness are nothing more than three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you. I want to be sincere. Don't play with your heart.

8. No matter how smart a person is, he will be an idiot in the face of love.

9. After being too fond of me, Happiness went to find another person who expected her.

1. Look at the world with your smile, and don't let the world take away your smile

11. I will wait for you until you like me

12. Everyone blames me for changing too much, but no one has ever asked me why I have become like this.

13. You are the only one in the world. How can I not cherish you? /shuo/

14. Actually, getting used to it is more terrible than really loving someone

15. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets

16. What a pity! Caught in the maze of the heart, no one can save himself except himself.

17. You have devoted all your life to him, and who will rule the world for you?

18. The highest level of love is to stand the plain old age.

19. Those things that make me hysterical are always in other people's stories in movies.

2. There is only one word difference between a lie and an oath

21. Remember your mistakes and try to make up for them, but never blame yourself.

22. You told me that you were tired and going to bed _ _ _ but I saw you comment on her an hour later.

23. Sometimes love is a subtle flower, and it takes time to get angry.

24. When I say I love you, I don't mean sweet words, I just give you a gift to make you laugh.

25. I don't know love without being lovelorn; You don't know life without frustration.

26. You pretend to be pure act young, but my sister has become a female gangster

27. People who are too haggle over every ounce are not suitable for love and shopping

28. Romantic agreements used to be so sincere, but young people don't know how to cherish them.

29. From one day on, it seems that it is not so good with you, and there are fewer meetings and fewer phone calls. When I was lonely, I refrained from looking for you.

3. Don't laugh at students dressed like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness that my mother thinks I am cold.

31. I'm not a foodie, but I'm in a bad mood.

32. The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

33. [You said you loved me at first, but now you don't want to talk to me.]

34. If you fall in love with a flower, you will bloom with her, and if you fall in love with someone, you will grow with her.

35. Later, I realized that in the end, we will lose the happiness of many ordinary women by striving for the extraordinary.

37. See someone who is very much like you and has experienced the same story as you once did.

38. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you by following me.

39. I cried terribly tonight, but I didn't care about anyone.

41. If it weren't for one person, who would defend a city?

42. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least, when you are without me, you will feel pain.

43. From today on, smile, except life and death, everything in the world is a small matter.

44. Wake up in the morning and remember the sweet dreams at night. It is really rare that there are not many beautiful dreams and they are not lost.

45. {Fight for a year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and fight for a lifetime without regrets}