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Quotations of girl's love poison chicken soup

1, men become cautious after falling in love; Women become nervous after falling in love.

2. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception.

3. You don't even know what despair is if you don't work hard.

4, looks are not important, love looks at feelings, but people have no feelings for ugliness.

5, boss, call two pounds of love, take it home and feed it to the dog.

6. You are the Wan Li of the Galaxy, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you.

7. I am not good, but I will be good to my good people.

8. I will make cows and horses for you. Will you give me grass?

9. The pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the dreams are full of people who can't get it.

10, love begins with self-deception and ends with deception.

1 1, you are something I can't meet, can't stay, and can't meet.

12, I couldn't learn any more, so I left as you said.

13, the dignity in love is that the lover doesn't love you, so don't beg for help.

14, I won't think of myself because of an unidentified conversation you made.

15, my love is very expensive, you can't waste it.

16, the economic foundation determines the length of love, and making money well is the biggest dependence of feelings.

17, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but in fact it was all made up.

18, don't ask me if I have feelings for you? If there is, I will chase you.

19, girls are all girls, let's see who is not serious.

20. Being nice to you doesn't mean you are special. The next treatment may be the same as yours.

2 1, even if you sleep late, people who won't look for you won't look for you!

22. If the other person pushes his luck, reflect on whether he is too timid.

23. Life is not only a drag, but also an invitation.

24. Don't think of me when you are lonely. I'm sorry, I really don't need you.

25, the rice in the pot, the people in the bed, whatever you want.

26. Don't chase a woman who chases a man's barrier yarn. It's hard for the other person to cherish you.

27. Don't take feelings as everything. You can't die without someone.

28. I fell in love with you and never recovered.

29, this life is so hard, I want to be coaxed by you.

30. Someone appears in your life just to tell you that you are so gullible.

3 1, my mother can swim, and my child can have your last name.

32. It's MINUS seven degrees outside, and it's thirty-seven degrees in my arms.

I must find you when I miss you.

34. Men will become indifferent when they are in love for a long time; A woman who has been in love for a long time will get deeper and deeper.

35, failure, this word is not in my sister's dictionary.

36. Look at yourself before complaining. No one can like you unconditionally, except relatives.

Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

I have enough heart for life, but not enough for you.

39. I am just unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

40. I like you for more than two minutes and can't withdraw it.

4 1. If it is you in the end, it really doesn't matter if you are late.

42. Girls are weak in self-knowledge before looking good.

43. My cat is very tough. Can you help me manage it?

44. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

45. I think you are my patent, and no one is allowed to steal it!

I haven't seen you for several days. Listen, I think you want to lose weight.

47. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

48. In the past, letters from horses and chariots were very slow, and I could only love one person in my life.

49. It is not because you see hope that you are saved, but because you are saved, you know that there is no hope.

50. I like you, serious and timid, from the end.

5 1, mine can't run away, not mine, I don't want it!

52. Be proud that I allow you to marry me!

53. True love is gentle and won't bleed!

54. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation from your predecessor.

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in five words: I can pick a girlfriend.

56. The prodigal son will not turn back for you. You are ordinary.

57. A lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

58. Hate is blind, so is love.

I don't want affection and justice. I just want to have money with you.

60. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

6 1. If you have good flowers, come and plant strawberries with me.

I'm sorry for not replying to you in time, because I don't care about you at all.

63. When a man picks a woman, he will look at his face first; When women choose men, they must look at money.

64. You are only in charge of beauty, and I am in charge of flower arrangement.

65, like is like you, pure natural without adding.

I must find you when I miss you.

67. You always forget to eat. What can I do without me?

68. It will be better to break up without dragging your feet, and begging for mercy will only make the other party look down on you.

69, fascinated by your eyes, the Milky Way has traces to follow.

70. If you love him again, as long as he has done something to you, there is no need to stay.

7 1, I'm unlucky to meet you at the most beautiful age.

72. I won't be unable to sleep because of this if I don't say good night.

73. What kind of house are young people eager to buy? Can they find someone? Are they that ugly?

74. More lonely than eating hot pot alone is that a person has no money to eat hot pot.

75. Goodbye to the big forest, I was hung by a crooked neck tree.

76. Why do you try your best? The result won't change anything anyway.

77. Thanks to the fascination of those involved, many people can't bear to see the truth.

78. It happened that you have the deepest feelings for me, but I am the most unappreciative.

I have always believed in love, but I don't believe that love will happen to me.

You are too young for me to be with you.

8 1, there can be no friendship between men and women, only love and hate.

82. Under my cover, no one is allowed to bully you!

83. It's hard to stick to your heart, even if you become a pillow person.

84. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are really gullible.

85. Pay for every choice you make, but eat it yourself.

86. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.

88. Don't say that I don't deserve you, but that you don't appreciate it.

89. Tonight, the moon is full, the stars are shining, and the light bulbs are still shining.

90. Maybe you only love the feeling he brings, not him.