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Who made fun of China Mobile?
Appropriate version: (I have my own handling, I hope you like it)
1. When you become a moonlight clan at the end of each month, when your friends forget you and you still remember which friend to borrow money from, when your girlfriend wants you to pick her up again, love her and bleed for her, you can't wait to sell blood, and when your parents hear your help, they are surprised to teach you again. Don't be discouraged and disappointed. There are still people in this world who miss you all the time. 10086 Send a text message every day to remind you of your arrears, so that you can feel that China Mobile is always there, and China Mobile is always paying attention to your existence.
Yellow Culture Edition:
1. A man went to a brothel and asked the woman the price. Woman's answer: 50 yuan; The man saw that it was cheap; The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why, and the woman replied that it was 50 yuan. The man said angrily: You fucking China Mobile, you still charge in two ways!
2. A boss was sleeping with his lover, the phone rang, and his lover answered. The subscriber you dialed was drunk. When I came home the next day, my wife swore at me. How much did you fucking drink yesterday? Even the mobile company knows!
Toilet ridicule version:
1, "move" the boss to the public toilet, and the doorman said: three cents in, two cents out! The boss is stupefied: Do you still charge for coming out? Grandpa said: learn to move two-way charges. When the boss came out of the toilet, he was stopped: you squatted in pit 8 and paid a number selection fee. If it exceeds three minutes, an extra overtime fee will be paid. There is background music in the toilet, and the charge for color ring tones is 20 cents. If you come here often, I suggest you set up a public toilet package.
2. The boss of China Mobile Company goes to the toilet.
"What do you do?" The aunt who looked at the toilet shouted.
"I am the boss of China Mobile, and I am in a hurry."
"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie.
"Ok, how much is it?"
"Fifty cents in, thirty cents out." Aunt looked at him.
"Do I have to pay for everything?" The boss stared.
"What are you looking at? We have a two-way charge here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way.
"All right, I'll pay." The boss took out ten dollars.
"Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money.
"Shit, hurry up."
"Well, do you need a set meal? 50 stools at a time and 30 stools can be discounted. " Aunt said.
"Stop it, I'll go in first and come out to pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and took a long time to come out.
"Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay fifty cents for the selection. When you lived in it, you didn't say no music, and you charged 60 points each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your discharge occupies our sewer broadband, please pay the monthly fee, 50 yuan. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee 1 yuan. " The boss has been staying there.
"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, a late fee of 3/1000 will be charged on a daily basis. We won't notify, and when we get to 1000 yuan, we will appeal through legal means. "
As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss plopped down in the urinal! !
The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there a king's law?
Aunt said: my site, I have the final say!
Sadness mobile version:
1. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan.
Please sell your children, women, rice, blood, house, land and lovers in the near future.
Pay the phone bill, and China Mobile will kowtow to you.
2. The mobile company caught a mouse, and the marketing department said: Give it the task of ringing the bell, and see if it still has time to run around! The network department said to let it generate electricity, which exhausted it! The human resources department said: deduct its performance, let it have no food, and see if it still has the strength to run around! The finance department said: kill it, who let it break into the vault! The group center said: train it to run faster and let it be an account manager. The business front desk said: let it sit in front of the counter, customers scold it, monitors it, and prevents it from going to the toilet. The mouse rolled its eyes and died.
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