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What is the divine comment you have seen?

1. Female: Let's break up.

M: Why?

Woman: Look at qq and say you don't love me.

Male: pawn

2. The biggest illusion in life: he likes me.

3. Xiuer, sit down

This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words can I type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it be popular? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well Will it be so profound that others can't understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

Everything is done, and the children are finished. I arranged for her to stay in a hotel. As a brother, I did everything. She is in a bad mood now and has time to see her. After all, she is your woman, and you don't answer her phone or return her text messages. I can only leave a message here. Take care.