April Fool's Day Funny Humorous SMS Classic

April Fool's Day Funny Humorous SMS Classic

No matter in study, work or life, everyone is familiar with short messages. There are many kinds of short messages, which can be divided into holiday greetings, major events, feelings such as expressing thoughts, business contacts, entertainment humor, advertisements and so on. Can I edit the message? The following are funny and humorous short messages I arranged for you on April Fool's Day, hoping to help you.

April Fool's Day funny and humorous message 1 1, you are very handsome, everyone loves flowers, and mice hide for two miles when they see it; You are awesome, you have everything you want, and all animals worship you as a king when they see you; You're cool. The general blessing is wrong, but the blessing of April Fool's Day is reliable. I wish you a happy harvest in April 1!

We have been friends for so many years, and I am proud to make friends with you. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: hooked nose, toad mouth, mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping-drooling. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. This short message is good, it is worry-free when received, less painful when reading, and high salary when forwarding. The content is: you are enchanting, walking on the mountain road, but Bai is too scared to go out of the hole. Beautiful you walk on the bridge, the river whimpers and the river flows backwards. Sexy, cows drool when you walk on the grass. Happy April Fool's Day!

Congratulations on receiving my most sincere wishes. All the words are from the heart: you are handsome and generous, elegant in speech, outstanding in the crowd, and charming in the crowd. Dear, don't forget, today is April Fool's Day.

One function of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. When you receive the news, you will be refreshed. After reading the news, you will become a fool and teach you how to be a man. Otherwise, you will become a fool. Delete it to prove that you are an idiot and reply that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

April Fool's Day funny humor SMS 2 1, you are very handsome, everyone loves flowers; You are awesome, and everyone wants to have sex; You're cool. The general blessing is wrong, but the blessing of April Fool's Day is reliable. I wish you a bumper harvest in May!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

I won't pass it on to women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. If you learn this skill, you will never starve to death. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach.

6. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. In 999, I will give it to you together, and I will say emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. send blessings on April fool's day. I wish you have: the day when clothes and jade are plentiful, birds and flowers are like a duck to water, and you have money every year, which is the power to call the wind and rain! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

9, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

10, I use happiness as a fishing rod and happiness as the bait of "stupidity", just waiting for you to take the bait, and then I knock you unconscious with a wishful stick. April Fool's Day, I have taken out my fishing rod, just waiting for you to take the bait. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, I didn't see you burning in love. I think about you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April Fool's Day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word, which you can understand.

12, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

13, April Fool's Day is here. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; There is "stupidity" in the work; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day humorous short message 3 1, don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but for social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a job without stress and a life without temper. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, your happiness, I will create; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

Congratulations on winning the April Fool's Day Lucky Award. In view of your support for the world of fools for many years, you are awarded the title of "fool" Please giggle for five minutes after receiving it, and thank you by hitting your head against the wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

5. During the military training under the tree that year, the instructor said to the students: You looked at the instructor in the first row in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

6. China Mobile launched a new scientific research achievement day: "Your name+the name of your deceased relatives+Miss" and sent it to you, receiving the blessings of your deceased relatives from heaven! Let's get started!

April Fool's Day funny humor SMS 4 1, when you are in a bad mood, you can say to yourself in the mirror "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" so that you will feel better! ! But don't do this kind of thing often, because lying often is not good.

In my eyes, you always look so carefree, you always eat happily, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal, just a dream, but it's so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Looking from the face, the screen shows 5 yuan, pig head!

6. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

7. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are indifferent to people; So we respectfully call you "Yokai Neishuang"!

8. Don't move. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

9. The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB!

10, I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog!

1 1. Urgent reminder: Look at the left first, then the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

12, I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother refused. She said, "Pigs are not allowed at home."

13 Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice, and you always lose your hair!

14, one day we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

April Fool's Day funny humor SMS 5 1, April Fool's Day, please label your life happy, discount laughter, embarrassment, relaxation, fatigue, health, illness and beautiful mood. Happy April Fool's Day _

2, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

3. This year, there is no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

4. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, and your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy. In fact, being a pig is not bad!

I really don't understand why you did that. Do you really think you are right? Have you thought about the consequences? You really should think about what you did that day. I'm sure you won't forget it. To tell you the truth, I want you to cook me a delicious meal on April Fool's Day.

6. Your Zodiac: I wish you as smart as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as gentle as a sheep, as naughty as a monkey, as beautiful as a chicken, as loyal as a dog and as long as a pig.

7. Dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree vigorously tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you. New and old customers who want to get rich should seize the time and don't miss the opportunity!

8. Use happiness as a fishing rod, use happiness as bait for a' fool', just wait for your' fool' to take the bait, and then stun you with a wishful stick.

9, vital capacity self-test tips: bow your head and suck after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell the smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

10 Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

1 1. I once had a sincere love, and I didn't cherish it. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

12, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

13, if the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is inexhaustible, if it is unintentional, it will follow! Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

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