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The original text of the New Year message should be humorous.

It turns out that you have entered the new year with peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, romance, luck and fortune. I wish you a happy New Year every day!

On holidays, I wish you someone loves you first, then a bowl of soup will keep you healthy forever, a cup of wine will be available every day, a bowl of rice will always accompany your family, and the last glass of water will always be sweet! Always happy and healthy!

In this long time, I miss you, warm our friendship with this little message, and hope it can bring you countless happiness in this white Spring Festival!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

Four blessings of the Spring Festival: book a New Year's Eve dinner at 30, take a taxi when you go out, have lucky money at home, and have Lantern Festival on the first day.

Suddenly, I met you. I was at a loss in panic. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart is running away, but you still follow closely. I cried, "give me a break, puppy!" " "

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. Happy new year!

It's the Spring Festival. Are there too many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

It turns out that you have entered the new year with peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, romance, luck and fortune. I wish you a happy New Year every day!

On holidays, I wish you someone loves you first, then a bowl of soup will keep you healthy forever, a cup of wine will be available every day, a bowl of rice will always accompany your family, and the last glass of water will always be sweet! Always happy and healthy!

In this long time, I miss you, warm our friendship with this little message, and hope it can bring you countless happiness in this white Spring Festival!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing. Cook it with sincerity, have a happy bite, two happy bites and three smooth bites, and then drink the healthy soup of the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

Four blessings of the Spring Festival: book a New Year's Eve dinner at 30, go out to take a taxi, call at home to get lucky money, and have Lantern Festival on the first day.

Suddenly, I met you. I was at a loss in panic. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart is running away, but you still follow closely. I cried, "give me a break, puppy!" " "

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. Happy new year!

It's the Spring Festival. Are there too many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

It turns out that you have entered the new year with peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, romance, luck and fortune. I wish you a happy New Year every day!

On holidays, I wish you someone loves you first, then a bowl of soup will keep you healthy forever, a cup of wine will be available every day, a bowl of rice will always accompany your family, and the last glass of water will always be sweet! Always happy and healthy!

In this long time, I miss you, warm our friendship with this little message, and hope it can bring you countless happiness in this white Spring Festival!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

Four blessings of the Spring Festival: book a New Year's Eve dinner at 30, go out to take a taxi, call at home to get lucky money, and have Lantern Festival on the first day.

Suddenly, I met you. I was at a loss in panic. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart is running away, but you still follow closely. I cried, "give me a break, puppy!" " "

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. Happy new year!

It's the Spring Festival. Are there too many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

It turns out that you have entered the new year with peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, romance, luck and fortune. I wish you a happy New Year every day!

On holidays, I wish you someone loves you first, then a bowl of soup will keep you healthy forever, a cup of wine will be available every day, a bowl of rice will always accompany your family, and the last glass of water will always be sweet! Always happy and healthy!

In this long time, I miss you, warm our friendship with this little message, and hope it can bring you countless happiness in this white Spring Festival!

Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then drink healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

Four blessings of the Spring Festival: book a New Year's Eve dinner at 30, go out to take a taxi, call at home to get lucky money, and have Lantern Festival on the first day.

Suddenly, I met you. I was at a loss in panic. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart is running away, but you still follow closely. I cried, "give me a break, puppy!" " "

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If there is really no express delivery, you can send a message. Happy new year!

It's the Spring Festival. Are there too many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

My blessing crosses mountains and rivers, streams, roads, alleys, and the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ears-Happy New Year!

Thank you for your early years! One kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows! Congratulations on making a fortune, with a red envelope!

New year's resolution: be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. You are the eucalyptus tree. I will stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

The new year is coming, no matter how ghosts bin Laden is or how bandits America is, in short, you are the most beautiful, and you will never regret loving you.

In the new year, you should relax and be happy in your chest, just like onions in a pot, and all your troubles are not in your heart. Next year, you will have good luck!

I wish you the Year of the Dog: lower your head and pick up a 20,000, get a salary of 30,000 to 50,000, win a mahjong of100,000, win a lottery ticket of 5 million, and deposit it in a million-dollar bank!

Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish ... Fish is fun, like a duck in water, mixed with pearls, I fry fish, and the fish is incoherent. I wish you a happy new year!

If it is a mistake to have money, I wish you repeat it! Happy new year!

Spring Festival is coming, I want to say hello to you: Everything goes well in life; Good luck in the lucky draw period is paid every day; Playing cards is not as good as eating well; The golden wall at home is bright and rich!

I hope: no small peas on my face, no streaky belly on my body and a big hat on my head. I am 30 years old this year and 28 years old next year. I will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and step by step promotion!

My blessing crosses mountains and rivers, streams, roads, alleys, and the old lady selling candied haws, and gets into your ears-Happy New Year!

Thank you for your early years! One kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows! Congratulations on making a fortune, with a red envelope!

New year's resolution: be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. You are the eucalyptus tree. I will stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

The new year is coming, no matter how ghosts bin Laden is or how bandits America is, in short, you are the most beautiful, and you will never regret loving you.

In the new year, you should relax and be happy in your chest, just like onions in a pot, and all your troubles are not in your heart. Next year, you will have good luck!

I wish you the Year of the Dog: lower your head and pick up a 20,000, get a salary of 30,000 to 50,000, win a mahjong of100,000, win a lottery ticket of 5 million, and deposit it in a million-dollar bank!

Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish ... Fish is fun, like a duck in water, mixed with pearls, I fry fish, and the fish is incoherent. I wish you a happy new year!

If it is a mistake to have money, I wish you repeat it! Happy new year!

Spring Festival is coming, I want to say hello to you: Everything goes well in life; Good luck in the lucky draw period is paid every day; Playing cards is not as good as eating well; The golden wall at home is bright and rich!

I hope: no small peas on my face, no streaky belly on my body and a big hat on my head. I am 30 years old this year and 28 years old next year. I will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and step by step promotion!

The Spring Festival is coming again. Did you have a good year? At the beginning of the year of the dog, my situation was not good: back and forth, left and right, inside and out, you, do you miss me?

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to take care of a person who is showing me a short message and wish that person peace and happiness in the Year of the Dog!

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink for the New Year! Happy Year of the Dog, my friend!

The Spring Festival is a holiday, and the festival can't live without you! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

Happy spring festival! Good luck, happy New Year, progress in the Year of the Dog, and the early birth of your son in the coming year! Drop in when you are free. We all miss you!

In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a successful career, intimate lovers, a salary of 10 million, endless happiness, troubles like clouds, and freedom is better than a fairy!

I wish you: work is idle, you never lose money at cards, your savings are increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, your bed is full of beautiful women, you are full of energy and always complacent.

I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. If he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't tell him Happy New Year!

Chinese new year, congratulations on making a fortune, bring a red envelope! Make a panda without a red envelope!

I have no money, no leisure, my boss is not young, and love is out of reach. Wandering in this strange city for a year, I saw that I was going to bid farewell to 05 and send a message to wish tomorrow, and my wish came true.