Classic super funny SMS

1. If the person you like just likes you, do you know what this is called? That's called imagination.

2. Don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and cook regularly.

I think Li Shimin is so stupid. Instead of sending the Tang Priest to fetch the scriptures, he ate him. We are still in the Tang Dynasty!

People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

6. That year, the head teacher said to us, "Actually, I don't object to your falling in love. It's just that you remember to find a responsible person who will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming? " There has been no puppy love in our class since then!

7. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes?

8. I'm not sure. Some men leave their girlfriends at home in order to go out with their brothers. I won't do it anyway. For no reason, I am afraid that if I leave, she will find that she is better off without me.

9. When I was in love, my dad disagreed with my relationship with my husband until my husband came to see me for the first time and took off his shoes ... My dad held his breath and said, young man, it tastes like my daughter. Take it away!

10. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept half a month.

1 1. Every time Duan Yu knows a beautiful woman, his father will say three words to him earnestly: "Your sister!"

12. The so-called holiday, scolded at home, no money to go out, a very free day. I feel weak, so I'd better sleep.

13. Look in the mirror when you feel good. After all, this illusion does not happen every day, and the opportunity is rare, so we should cherish it.

14. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

15. I thought I could be a CEO when I was studying, but I found I could only be a PPT after work.

16. Young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.

17. I have a goal to buy a house before the age of 30, and now I am half finished, and I am almost 30 years old.

18. Taking a roller coaster in Happy Valley, someone else's girlfriend: "Ah, it's so scary." Girlfriend: "Oh, I'll go! Oh, I'll go! " "

19. Although I am a rich second generation, I work for myself to earn money. You can drive a luxury car, but you are crowded with buses every day. Obviously, I can eat by my face, and I work hard myself. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

20. Can you make friends with me? My father flies a private jet, and my mother drives a ten million-class luxury car. I'm kidding.

2 1. A woman's life: when she was a child, she was naughty, grew up in Taobao, worked in gold, married rice, and was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young.

22. To be an independent fairy, she is optimistic, strong, independent of men, not pretending to be cute and coquettish, straightforward and simple, and does not play tricks. If this persists, she will not only get married, but also find a boyfriend.

23. I spent so much money on skin care products on my face, but why is any skin on my body better than my face?

24. No matter how high the martial arts are, you can't make a kitchen knife. No matter how good your flying skills are, you can't fly a bird.