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Do you want your rival’s child?

"Love rival, do you want a child?" 》Author Jun Shi.

Q: What should I do if I accidentally get pregnant with my love rival’s child after taking the wrong medicine?

Answer: After giving birth, you can torture your love rival, make him change diapers, and help the child with homework until he goes crazy. In the future, the child will inherit his property when he grows up. How cool!

I heard that popular artist Yuan Qi and boss Lu Jincheng both fell out of love and got drunk on love?

I heard that Yuan Qi and Lu Jincheng were photographed hugging each other, fighting and biting each other. The public explained that the two are love rivals, so it is normal for them to be at odds.

It is said that Lu Jincheng deliberately gave birth to a son who looked exactly like Yuan Qi. The public explained: If you hate him, just treat him as his father. There is nothing wrong with him.

It is said that Lu Jincheng’s son cried and called Yuan Qi’s father, and the public explained: Mom is ecstatic, I am a grandma! Why not grandma? Don't ask.

Scene 1: The child’s cheap father looked worriedly at the people dancing with babies in their bellies on the stage, and his heart tightened: Don’t break the child.

Scene 2: Lu Jincheng climbed into bed in the middle of the night with his child in his arms, complaining aggrievedly: "You are such a cruel person who abandoned your husband and son."

Ending:

Lu Yuan thought to himself, if you let me see it tomorrow, why would you send it out so early tonight? He couldn't help but want to ask, but as he thought about it, he suddenly remembered the "hookup" incident that Zhou Yu hinted at during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Lu Yuan was not stupid to begin with. He didn't pay attention when he didn't think much about it before. Now he checked the numbers and suddenly understood.

He guessed that it was Xue Wenming's fault that he sent the message in advance tonight. He laughed secretly in his heart for a while and didn't care about it. He just pretended not to know anything.

Zhou Yu never hung up the phone. After a while, he suddenly said: "Hey, it's snowing."

"Yes," Lu Yuan also looked out the window , smiled, and suddenly deceived him, "By the way, do you know what day tomorrow is?"

Zhou Yu was obviously stunned: "What... what day is it?"

< p>Lu Yuan also wanted to know what day tomorrow would be that would allow Zhou Yu to do this with great fanfare. He deliberately deceived people, and now he pretended to be angry and said: "You don't know what day tomorrow is?"

"Ah no!" Zhou Yu quickly clarified: "I know."