Interesting phrases about refrigerators

1. My family has a very tall and large Haier refrigerator, which was bought on 1992. It's very old. The upper layer is frozen and the lower layer is refrigerated. My mother always puts inedible meat in the freezer. I also like to freeze things like ice cream and strawberries.

As a result, the refrigerator is full of food all year round, and sometimes even mom forgets what's left in it. One day, Xiaoxue came to my house to play. We stayed up late, after about ten o'clock. My mother was a little unhappy, but Xiaoxue didn't mean to leave. I usually study hard and seldom have anyone to play with me, so I didn't say anything when I saw my mother angry.

Later, near twelve o'clock, I heard my mother open the door and then close it again. At this time, Xiaoxue had a good time and got up to leave, but her mother suddenly pushed the door and came in, saying that Xiaoxue would be invited to have a snack. She has a strange expression when she speaks, and I have never had the habit of eating snacks at night. Why does her mother suddenly want to make us snacks? After a while, Xiaoxue said that she wanted to go to the toilet. I opened the door, pointed it out to her and let her go by herself. There is a kitchen between my room and the toilet. I heard Xiaoxue talking to her mother when she passed the kitchen. Then she let out a cry and ran away without changing her shoes. I hurried out and found that my parents' room had been turned off. Only the freezer door of the kitchen refrigerator is still open. I secretly scolded Xiaoxue for being mentally ill and took the refrigerator door with me.

Although I am not satisfied with Xiaoxue, I still feel vaguely strange. Why did my mother say that she would cook us a midnight snack and go to bed early? I didn't see xiaoxue all day the next day. I didn't catch her until school was over at night and she was stuck in front of her classroom. I asked her what happened yesterday, but she refused to say at first. Later, I was coaxed and scared. She replied with a trembling voice: "When I passed the kitchen last night, I saw the freezing room door of your refrigerator was open, and * * mom was inside to probe to get something. I said, Aunt, it's so late, don't bother to get something for us." Light snow here, made a cold war. "The woman jerked her head out of the refrigerator and held it in her hand. Speaking of which, Xiaoxue has shaken into a ball. She pushed me away and ran away

After listening to Xiaoxue's words, I felt more and more strange and uneasy about this matter, so I broke into the house in three steps and asked clearly. As soon as I entered the room, my mother cooked in the kitchen. When she saw me coming back, she pre-emptively yelled at me: "Don't let that light snow invite her to play in the future. She doesn't know any manners. She/kloc-didn't leave until after 0/0. Later, your father and I choked to sleep. If you associate with such friends again, you will become rude. In the future, if you go to other people's homes to play, their parents will think that you will stay too long and will not come out to see you off. " I was surprised: "Hey? You see, we are playing late, aren't we going to make a snack for us? " Mom was surprised: "I made you a snack? I want to scold all of you! " Think about my mother's usual personality. It really doesn't look like she will cook us a midnight snack. What about that weird mother last night? I still remember Xiaoxue saying that the woman sticking her head out of the refrigerator was not her mother. Who could it be? Oh, my God, is everything Xiaoxue said true? I opened the door of the freezer and took out the contents one by one. My mother thought I was crazy and caught me and scolded me. She also pushed me into the room and locked me up, telling me to study quickly and make up for yesterday's time.

Because the college entrance examination is coming, I didn't think much. Even after that, I was immersed in the boundless sea of questions until the end of the college entrance examination, and during that time, I listened to my mother and never had anything to do with Xiaoxue again. I went to college and gradually forgot the strange thing that night.

Until one day, Xiao @ in the dormitory read several horror stories online and was scared. High fever during the day, nonsense in the middle of the night, and taking medicine and injections are useless. My sister in the same bed said that it was a lump and needed to be looked at by someone with the right method.

With a grain of salt, we arrived at a layman's house under the guidance of our eldest sister. The layman wants to take Xiao @ to the secret room for treatment, and we object loudly.

The layman smiled and said, "You don't believe me, do you?" Then he stared at me for a while, and then he said, "You once had a friend who was close to you, but now he has no contact." Is it about the refrigerator? " I feel as if I have been electrocuted. His words reminded me that the plot I didn't want to remember came back clearly. I said to my sisters, "Let Xiao @ go in with him."

Everyone didn't think I was joking, so they sent Xiao @ to the laity's secret room and told her to shout if there was anything. [The original article was transferred from "Horror Story House". After a while, the layman came out. Xiao @ was still a little confused, but it didn't burn any more.

Everyone paid special money for Xiao @, but they didn't want to leave. They all want to hear stories about my friend and the refrigerator told by amateurs. So I told you about that night, and I really want to hear how the layman explains it.

The layman smiled and said, "Little girls, it's not that I'm blind and mysterious in this business. These things are just a mystery. If I talk too much, I will lose my life. Just like I just gave a little girl a gift, I have reason not to let you see it. " I took out my money and gave it to him, thinking, you can have it.

The layman took the money and smiled and shook his head: "Money may not work. I can only tell you about it, and I can't say anything more. " We pricked up our ears at once. "The woman your friend saw that night was really not * * mom. Do you remember that your door was shaking before that? Then something came in, but fortunately it wasn't aimed at your home, so your home is fine. "

"Who is that for?" We asked in unison. The layman just shook his head and smiled mysteriously, no longer answering any of our questions.

After coming back from the layman, Xiao's condition is getting better every day, and the haze brought by that incident gradually melts into Xiao's laughter of recovery. Next year, I will graduate from college. Before I got a job, I stayed at home and watched TV all day.

One day, there was a story on the city news.

2. Humorous hot day sentence Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

Lying on the mat feels like an iron ox fillet.

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

Girl, marry the headmaster who installs air conditioning in the dormitory!

Every child who goes to school in Beijing is an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

It's not a broken wing if it continues to be so hot. The wings melted.

Mosquitoes don't bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

Regan Noodles, no cooking.

I can't buy raw eggs

You can wear the clothes after washing.

There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

I've been thinking about kidnapping the principal, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory and giving him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath.

My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

I need air conditioning in every cell.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Beijing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

This girl, wearing cool clothes, looks really depressed. (this can only be considered as a little heat ... but it's interesting ...)

I am an infatuated seed, but the sun is too big, too hot, too crazy ... it was dried alive. ...

In this 17-year-old midsummer, when the red leaves and maple leaves.

When summer comes, a group of cicadas can't stand the heat, one is called B, the other is called T. ...

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

3. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

5. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

8. When a girl is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for her to say that she is cold.

9. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

10. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

1 1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

12. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

13. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

14. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like running naked.

15. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

16. It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

17. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

18. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

19. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

20. Winter is coming. If you are afraid of the cold, you can drill into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can rotate it once, because it is 360 degrees. If it's still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because the crowd has looked for him ten million times.

2 1. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

22. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

23. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

24. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

25. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

26. It is very cold in winter. As soon as I got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed and think about what's wrong suddenly. ...