11.11Singles' Day Classic Greetings

If I were a button, I would like to be the one near your heart. If I were a star, I would like to be the one you see when you look up. If I were a text message, I would like to be the one who sent it to you on Singles Day.

Singles Day taboo "one", both words and deeds should be double. You need two short messages, one to send and one to hide; Eat two bowls, eat one bowl and watch one bowl; Two cups of tea, one for you and one for me. Both are lucky, and the bachelor is happy.

As a bachelor, I have no house, no money, no car, no love, no pain, no spirit, but I have a heart that doesn't want to be lonely. It doesn't matter. Singles Day is coming. I have my blessing to accompany you. It is only a matter of time to get rid of the "light". Be happy.

Naked marriage says, I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age; Singles Day says I have money, flowers and time, but I need someone to say goodbye to my bachelor and accompany me to my old age.

The cold wind outside the community is like a knife, snowflakes are rolling around, and the "bachelor" is holding flowers with firm and deep eyes, vowing to win the girl's heart. Later, it was frozen into a "popsicle". It's very cold. Love is healthier. Happy Singles Day!

You are wanted. The charge is that you are too kind and loyal, with a youthful face and a bright smile. Unfortunately, you are single. The verdict of this court is as follows: Singles Day and Valentine's Day can't be celebrated next year, and no appeal can be made!

As your best friend, on Singles Day, I want to introduce you to someone. Please meet her with happiness, happiness and good luck. Her name is "Happiness". I wish you an early divorce.

165438+1October 1 1 is the annual Singles' Day. How are you going to spend this day? Here, we collected some funny short messages on Singles' Day for everyone, and sent blessings to singles themselves and their friends.

The copyright of this short message belongs to me, and no one may store, forward or delete it without permission. I don't know what to do. I'm just joking to remind you that today is Singles Day. Remember to send messages to your friends to harass them! .

You are single, you are cute, and you never cook when you eat; You are single, you are proud, and you have no trouble flirting; You are a bachelor, you are glorious, you are a dragon; You are single, you are happy, and you can say whatever you want. Happy Singles Day!

The beauty of Singles Day lies in not participating in the bustling dating army, not joining the vast cinema, not worrying about choosing the wrong color, ordering the wrong taste, and sending you text messages when you are free. Happy Singles Day!

Don't say you're not handsome, but you have big breasts. Actually, you are very cute. You hold a small fist, shake your cool hair, smile evilly, and take Niu Niu to the girl you secretly love. Happy Singles Day.

Your personality is sunny, your mind is bright, your eyes are unique, your troubles are polished, your bad luck is shining, and your fatigue is gone. Today is Singles Day. I hope you add another light, that is: take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Singles Day!

Being a bachelor for a long time, you will find that there are actually many benefits: the heart is more willing to love, the eyes are better at discovering, and more importantly, you don't have to worry about other holidays. Singles Day, live a good life and enjoy a happy single life.

Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. A person vowed: "I will leave you next year!" " "As a result, he did it, and he is the only bachelor left this year! Singles Day is coming, I wish you leave the team early!

On the occasion of Singles' Day, on behalf of the single posts in the central, local and local governments, I would like to express my sincere condolences to the naked men and women who are fighting in the front line of singles. Please don't panic, I wish you an early "light"!

The reality is a little helpless, and the feelings are still blank. Just waiting for true love and being single. If nothing happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flower of true love is in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. I wish the bachelor handsome boy an early irrigation of love!

The bachelor is bitter and tired, sleeping alone in the empty room; Wake up in the middle of the night without a quilt, hug a pillow as a kiss; There are many people in the world of flowers and flowers, and they are not in place; I'd rather be short than importune, and comfort myself on Singles Day, hoping to find a good sister as soon as possible.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you are single, but a happy life is the most precious. No one will cry without the drag of family. Although love can be beautiful, it can also break people's hearts. Someone will accompany you, and I will accompany you to live a wonderful life. Happy Singles Day 3.

1 1 year 1 1 month 1 1 day, this year's Singles' Day is the first light. Through this festival, I wish you: troubles run out, happiness shines more, sadness runs out, happiness shines more, in short, the situation is bright, just be careful not to run out.

Poker and mahjong can be played online all night without stopping. Nobody cares about smoking and drinking, and they enjoy watching beautiful women. Without nagging and burden, a bachelor can't finish playing. Singles' Day is here. I wish the bachelors a wonderful life, travel lightly and create brilliance together.

Singles' Day is coming. In view of the increasing number of bachelors in recent years, it has become a big group that the world pays attention to. The State Council, the Party, issued a special instruction, hoping that bachelors must guard against arrogance and rashness, continue to carry forward the style of hard struggle, and strive to find a partner as soon as possible!

If you don't want to become a Buddha, find a wife quickly; Don't want to be a bodhisattva, get married early; Find someone if you don't want to become a monk. Singles' Day is coming, the banner of undressing is playing, the skills of undressing are playing, and the big battle of undressing is playing. I wish you an early success!

Pursuit, an intelligent project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking and execution with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, frankness as the key, and action as the focus, I wish you farewell to singles at an early date and happy Singles Day!

1 1 month 1 1 day is Singles Day. Singles' Day is really beautiful. You don't have to report when you go out, and you don't quarrel when you come home late. Although the salary is low and no one complains, it is also safe to sleep and snore. Nobody cares about the friends' party, and they have a good time. Happy Singles' Day to all singles!

It's good to be single, one person is full and there is nothing else; The bachelor is wonderful, and the phone bill for not chatting is very small; A bachelor is strong, and it is unlikely that he will forget his friends when he sees color; Glow stick, no boring, high degree of freedom. 165438+1October 1 1, I am single and proud, I hope you can live a wonderful world for yourself!

A bachelor can't just stay at home, please find a beautiful woman around the mall; Single can't just look at it, please pursue fate; You can't just think about being single, please go to a blind date; Singles Day is coming, please don't just accept messages, please turn back. Happy Singles Day!

I don't know anything about marriage, and nobody wants me at the age of 30. It's all my fault for being stupid. It's not fate. I've been on blind dates several times and I'm still single. When relatives and friends are matchmakers, we can get married as soon as possible, end the bitter days of being single, and welcome them to have a good life. Singles' Day is coming, and I wish the singles friends to take off their clothes as soon as possible.

1 1, 1 1 Singles Day is here. Here are four treasures for you. Send you a pole to arouse happiness and happiness; Send you a chopstick to prick your worries and troubles; Send you a fried dough stick to eat healthily and safely; Send you a love message, I hope this message can help you get rid of the pain of being single. Happy Singles Day!

The Giant's Singles' Day is coming, and the bachelors are not upset. Let's continue to adhere to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take the principle that one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, adhere to liberalism, give priority to me, and cherish this short single time. Happy holidays to all singles in the world!

Singles who receive this message will be transshipped after forwarding this message to 1 1 friends on Singles' Day. Haha, I wish you "naked" as soon as possible!

1 room/hall 1 people live, 1 vegetables 1 soup 1 people eat, 1 pillow 1 quilt 1 people sleep,. Singles' Day, 1 people have 1 people's wonderful, 1 people have 1 people's happiness!

Today is Singles Day. As a friend, I want to give you a solemn promise very responsibly and sincerely ... when I eat meat, there will definitely be times when you chew bones. Happy Singles Day!

1 1 June11Singles' Day, and the method of quick divorce. At night, 1 1: 01:01sec, at the distance of 1 1 km, I put11km.

Singles' Day is here! Here comes the god of wealth! I wish bachelors: life is full of brilliance, life is full of brilliance, career is full of brilliance, good luck is full of brilliance, and love is close to you!

On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop and moving nine times a day.

One bachelor sighs, two bachelors are not alone, three bachelors have some wine, four bachelors get together for dinner, and five bachelors go to party! Today, bachelor mobilization, the mood should be brilliant! Happy Singles Day!

Winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year. Happy Singles Day!

Today is165438+1October 1 1, the legendary Singles Day. I want to implement the "three lights" policy for you: seize all your troubles, burn all your bad luck and kill all your sorrows. Only health and happiness will accompany you all your life.

Give me a happiness, send me a blessing, lend me a strength and pass on a friendship. Please reply to me immediately, and don't shirk it with sufficient reasons: Today's Singles Day, I am a bachelor, and I am in charge.

Today's blessing carries a task. This is a long journey of more than 20 years. Who shares your joys and sorrows? Who will accompany you to read all night? Who will forget the Jianghu with you? I hope 1 1 month 1 1 day is no longer your holiday!

You are an emperor, I am a eunuch, you are Song Wu, I am Pan Jinlian, you are Tang Priest, I am a demon, you are Chun Mei, I am Ximen Qing, you are Chen Yuanyuan and I am Li Zicheng. If you are single again, just forget it with me!

Singles Day collective celebration, * * * Happy holidays; You are happy, I am happy, and single life is more free; Forget your husband, forget your family and become a free man; Break out of the tight encirclement, get out of the besieged city and be born again.

The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single. Single people, Happy Singles' Day!

Singles' Day, in view of the increasing number of bachelors in recent years, has become a major group of concern all over the world. I hope that bachelors must guard against arrogance and rashness, continue to carry forward the style of hard struggle, and strive to find a partner as soon as possible!

Singles Day is coming, please kill bad luck virus, clean up lonely plug-ins, eliminate lonely traces, fix decadent loopholes, upgrade happiness and restart the happiness plan. Happy Singles Day!

165438+1October 1 1, which is the legendary Singles' Day. Please allow me to express my heartfelt congratulations and condolences to the bachelors on behalf of the bachelors I know. I hope you can find the other half as soon as possible and become nunchakus!

Look at 1 1, 1. Look left and right, it's all one, and look outside, it's still one. A person is lonely and a person is pitiful. Please find another companion as soon as possible in order to keep out the cold. Don't report Singles Day!

Love is a gamble, and being single is a bet. In pursuit of true love, you are willing to lose. Don't be afraid of getting hurt. You are willing to wait for a person who is destined to gamble on your life's happiness and win it back. Happy Singles Day!

Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. Bus 1 1 says: I am the most popular bachelor, whether it is manual or automatic. Happy Singles Day!

In early winter, the weather turns cold, and it's bleak to be alone outside; See others in pairs, envy in my heart; I really want to find someone to fall in love with and look at each other sweetly; It's Singles' Day again in a blink of an eye. Send a text message to wish you an early couple.

Netizens are much ado about nothing: Singles Day, single again! Singles Day broke up, but I still silently prayed that he would treat himself well and never be impulsive. His safety is my greatest wish.

You became a bachelor because Cupid's archery was so bad that you couldn't aim at it correctly. The red line of the cottage used by Yue Lao is always broken. 11111Super Singles Day is here. I've corrected them, and you'll be naked!

The work unit is far from home, so it is difficult to live in a single dormitory. Eating three boxes of instant noodles is really not good for eating cookies. Bored watching movies, dreaming that my wife will send a blessing tomorrow and bid farewell to being single this year.

It's Singles' Day again. Take off the "light" couplets and share them with you. Part one: I don't want to be single, but I am. When can I stop being single? Bottom line: since you are single, you can enjoy being single, even if you are already single. Horizontal batch: a person is happy.

We must tolerate the coldness around us, the loneliness in the middle of the night, the unrestrained freedom, the beautiful temptation, the endless emptiness, and the SMS harassment on Singles Day!

A real bachelor, dare to face up to the bleak love, dare to face up to the incomplete life, dare to laugh at romance, dare to be tempted by forbidden fruit, and can tolerate our overwhelming harassment! Happy Singles Day!

Singles' Day is coming, fallen leaves kiss the earth, geese fly south in droves, flies and mosquitoes double suicide at the same time, and turtles hibernate hand in hand. What are you waiting for? Don't hurry to take off your singles and hug each other for warmth!

Send blessings and greetings to each other by SMS. May you take off your bill as soon as possible and stop getting drunk. A little friendship is strong and the leaves are yellow. Blessings will last longer if they are passed on to friends. May you send a circle of friends 1 1 to get longer happiness!

165438+1October 1 1 Singles Day I wish you more confidence, courage, strength, care, warmth, understanding, happiness and happiness. Wish you a wonderful life!

On Singles' Day, you should take off your clothes, not just talk but practice. We should teach you to take off your clothes: take off your marriage, your emotional prison, your happy mask, your happiness and your children and grandchildren. Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!

Singles' Day is coming. Singles can't find a partner, lovers can't find a lover, friendship and affection are not enough, sweet words are nowhere to talk, and no one cares about eating and sleeping. It feels good to live freely!

On Singles Day, I wish all the best for married people, sweet love and high grades for minors! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!

Singles' Day is coming, and I am infinitely depressed as a single person. I haven't told you for so many years. Today, I have the courage to tell you that I have always liked you … the one next to me! Happy Singles Day!

Say you are single, you are not that old; It is not so clever to say that you are single; You are a super bachelor, and you don't worry about giggling every day. 1 1, 1 1,1Super Singles Day, Peach Blossom found you, and I wish you all the best.

Choose puppy love, you can't afford to lose your studies; Choose late love, age can't afford it; Too smart to run; Reduce requirements and lose face; To put it bluntly, a bachelor can't afford to be hurt; Help each other in the same boat, text messages should be transferred!

Clothes are bare, rice is bare, and a set of pockets is bare; Love is boundless, love is boundless, pity is really not appreciated; Worry and hate for a long time, single life has no nutrition, cold heart, willing to be cold, who will rob you to be a bachelor?

Singles' Day is coming, and I give you three treasures: a chopstick, and I wish you a pair of chopsticks; Send you a deep-fried dough stick, wish your "oily" wife "oily" small; This is a crutch for you. I wish you "Gan" to take off your clothes quickly. Happy Singles Day!

Although you have been promoted to the level of vice president on Singles Day, all the staff are convinced that your deep eyes and charming beard will attract countless girls on Singles Day, so I kicked you out in advance!

Winter is coming! It's cold again 165438+1October 1 1, Singles Day is here! Warm reminder: take care of your husband! The warmth of the wife is good! Hold fast to the couple! Single comrades, please protect yourself! Happy holidays!

Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, love blossoms, good luck is like spring breeze, and love blooms in spring. On Singles' Day, I wish you good luck, balance, take off your bill as soon as possible, and be happy in pairs.

On World Youth Day, you must date your single friends. Tomorrow's Singles Day, please invite young friends to share. Different festivals have different meanings, and colorful memories are embedded in single youth, which has a unique taste.

Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is tired, and sleeps all night; Go to work early, get off work late, busy and nobody cares; The old man complained that his old mother urged him to pursue marriage. I'm so sad. I'm going to send a message to my baseball friends to mourn.

Singles' Day is coming. Let's do something for singles! Have money to pay and arrange parties; ; Strong strength and many red lines. I decided to contribute my monthly subscription this month, so that SMS can shine for bachelors!

The farthest distance is called light years, the thinnest cable is called optical fiber, the fastest speed is called light speed, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome bachelor is called bachelor. Singles Day is coming, I wish you more handsome!

You and I have a good relationship. Gossip tells you that Singles Day is still 10 days away. Singles should hurry to find partners and go on blind dates, and relatives and friends will also help. If no decision is made by that day, harassing calls will continue.

Moonlight, flustered, bachelors want to be in pairs; The sky is grey, the people are boundless, and the blind date is looking for an object; The mountain is high, the water is long, and you walk smartly. Singles' Day, I wish you get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and be happy in pairs!

It doesn't matter whether I'm single or not. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I only use my mobile phone to send messages. I wish you a happy and sweet Singles Day.

It is said that the wind speed is fast, and Scud can't compare with it, just laughing; It is said that the brightness is high, the ranking has been high, and the sun laughs; It is said that the sun is shining in send warm, how lonely it is, and the bachelor smiled. I wish you a happy Singles Day!

Tomorrow's Halloween, for us, 165438+ 10/,Little Singles' Day, should be called "Thousand Leftovers' Day". I wish all the bachelors in the world, both men and women, take off their "light" as soon as possible and live a happy life with Princess Hee Hee, Prince of BMW.

Not every flower is easy to bloom, not everything is easy to do well, so it is not easy to understand without your other half, little bachelor. I hope you are not lonely with my greetings, and I wish you are not lonely on Singles Day next year.