Are there any funny text messages about borrowing money?

Lend to the opposite sex. It's best if the other person is interested in you.

"I have a word relieved for a long time. . .

I've been meaning to tell you. . .

Just three words. .

But it's really hard to say. . .

But now, I've decided

I have to tell you. . . "

"。 . . 。"

"Borrow some money. . "