Funny dog New Year message [4]

The first funny New Year greeting in the Year of the Dog

1. With the coming of the new year, I hope you will become a carefree mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious sheep, a thousand miles sheep, a gentle sheep, a clever dog, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, plant jade trees, hang pearl frost and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

3. In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go all the way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

4. The New Year is coming, and I made a couplet for you! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy New Year!

I miss you deeply, silently wish you the truest, deeply miss you, silently care for you forever, silently wait for the arrival of the Spring Festival, and wish you a happy reunion in the Spring Festival.

6. You make me happy! I add him to be happy! He added you to health! You add me to give him happiness and give you happiness and health!

7. The taste of the year is fragrant, and the whole family is more harmonious; SMS wishes that you and I will be connected forever and ever.

8. Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars; Miss good friends under the light, and small messages convey good news; Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

9. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds? !

10. When I am rich, I will use a sheep's head to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with roses, take you to work by Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

1 1. On New Year's Eve, send four dishes and one soup: happy braised pork, steamed friendship, stir-fried wealth, healthy boiled water, happy everyday soup, a bottle of Lanling aged good luck wine and a bowl of online celebrity rice for ever. Happy new year.

12. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends get together, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of the world are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

13. Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery power and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will give you a New Year call without considering the consequences! Happy new year!

14. No matter how much water there is in the sea, no matter how high the mountain is, no matter how many legs the spider has, no matter how spicy the pepper is, no matter how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

15. I heard that you will come to our house during the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up for me. In order to confirm your identity, please take two excellent cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Moutai in your right hand.

The second interesting New Year message of the Year of the Dog

16. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you or scold you. Believe me, when others bully you, I will help you for the first time. When you are happy, I will accompany you to be happy. When you are unhappy, I will coax you to be happy. I always think you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dream.

17. Little friend, I wish you smooth sailing, two sheep take off, three sheep bloom in Thailand, all the seasons are safe, five blessings, the Universiade of June 6, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 are United and perfect.

18. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe it's all predestined by heaven, pulling us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

19. Collect the sunshine in the Himalayas, collect the breeze from the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and absorb the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. Happy New Year!

20. When the New Year comes, please click on Happy Notes and let it download your feelings and convey your love. By the way, keep my friendship in the deepest part of your heart and make you happy in the new year! Bless the invincible super genius of the universe who blocks the network by SMS, has ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom-I wish you a happy New Year in advance!

2 1. Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, one hour to accompany your lover, and a smile to receive my blessing in advance at the turn of the old and the new!

22. I wish you a carefree job, never lose money at cards, your savings are increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, and beautiful women are crowded in front of your bed, full of energy and always complacent.

23. In the new year, I will send you a coat, which will wrap you with warm, romantic love and happy friendship, tighten your health, stop bad luck and have a good mood every day!

24. Years have precipitated layers of past events, leaving endless memories, and family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year.

I've been meaning to tell you, but I wonder if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

26. I wish you a happy New Year's Day: drink a little wine until your parents disown you, smoke a cigarette until you die, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted, and brag until you don't believe it.

Dear, you have added many wonderful memories to my memory. Please accept my sincere wishes. May all happiness be with you forever! Happy new year!

28. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine and a flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

29. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

30. When the Year of the Dog arrives, there will be a new atmosphere and every household will get new clothes. Energetic, new expectations, sweet and looking forward to good luck; Send blessings, new ideas, happiness and health. I wish you a good year of the dog and all the best.

3 1. The Year of the Dog is coming, and I want to give you a "sheep gift". Sheep's eyes, reunion Lantern Festival life is happy; Long live the sheep beard and longevity noodles; Sheep, happy rice will always be with you; Sheep eggs and wishful steamed bread are happy every year. Happy New Year and all the best.

32. The auspicious year of the dog is still there, and the festival of the year of the dog is coming again. Since ancient times, many people have been polite, and it is not surprising that auspicious wishes line up. I wish you a happy new year. Money is rolling in. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and songs float beyond the Great Wall.

33. Happy Year of the Dog: High-five with happiness, just like happiness, high-five with wishful thinking, tango with satisfaction, duet with success, slow shaking with happiness, laughing with firecrackers, welcoming the New Year, secretly sending text messages and exchanging blessings! I wish you all the best in the Year of the Dog.

34. The disappearance of the Year of the Dog has left behind not only time, but also all unhappiness; The Spring Festival in the Year of the Dog welcomes not only spring, but also brand-new hope. On the occasion of the new year, I wish you a happy new year and all the best.

35. Let the sound of herding sheep, like firecrackers, ignite the channel of happiness; Let the sheep roar like fireworks, presenting an auspicious cover; Let the phoenix-like Spring Festival couplets with flying sheep bring auspicious and wishful winding; Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a new year and a better year of the dog!

The third funny New Year greeting in the Year of the Dog

36. Missing shortens the distance, caring drives away the cold, sweeps away the joy of the new year, warms the heart, postpones the happiness, throws away the worries, collects good luck with stamps, and the New Year is full of good luck! Happy Year of the Dog!

37. I miss you once, I hug you twice, I kiss you three times, my four hearts are ready to move, my five hearts are shaken, my six hearts are troubled, my seven hearts are improved, my eight hearts are earth-shaking, my nine hearts are long, and my ten hearts are deeply impressed! Happy new year!

38. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve. I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea. I didn't accompany you after the holiday. I have no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

39. The New Year is approaching. For the sake of global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large denomination RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

40. Say hello to the New Year. Everything goes well and life is getting better and better. During the lottery, good luck is paid every day. When you win at cards, it tastes good. The younger you live, the more handsome you are. Gold comes out at home and money grows on the wall.

4 1. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

42. With the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicious boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread, I wish you all the best in the new year.

43. My New Year's task: It is my habit to miss you, it is my responsibility to meet you, it is my idea to hold you, it is my hope to kiss you, it is my pleasure to love you, and it is my purpose to marry you!

44. A cheer, an oath, a much-told story! A feeling, a bumpy, a vicissitudes of life! A greeting, a concern, a sincere blessing: I wish you a happy New Year and always smile!

45. Wave goodbye to troubles; Hold your head high to meet the splendid scenery; Deep blessing to you; There are always concerns in my heart. Another Spring Festival is coming. I wish you endless happiness and eternal happiness!

46. I hope this is the first blessing you have received, and everything is harmonious in front of me. Let me grab a sofa and sit down; Keep sensational words in your heart and keep a low profile; What I sent was not a short message, but a blessing; Spring Festival needs happiness, you know.

47. It is difficult to buy a ticket, but it is difficult for heaven. Alas, the long queue is so crowded that I don't know when it will last. Leg pain, back pain, dry mouth, unwilling to find scalpers, afraid of being squeezed dry. If there is a good law to get through this, it won't be so difficult.

48. In order to catch the train during the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush, I rushed to the temple day and night to pray for Guanyin Bodhisattva, but I still couldn't get a ticket. One night, the Bodhisattva woke up from a dream and said with a sad face, "I didn't buy a ticket to Spring Festival travel rush either. If I can't go back to the temple, how can I realize your wish? "

49. When the Spring Festival travel rush rush hour comes, it is very difficult to buy tickets. Waiting for tickets is really annoying. Long queue, keep half a day, sweating with coins in hand; Looking ahead, the team is still far away, and the heart hurts the lungs and hurts the liver; Ask the earth, ask the sky, when will the wish to go home come true? I wish you a smooth ticket purchase and a smooth return to China!

50. One year, the Spring Festival travel rush craze came again. How can I get a ticket? I stood in line at the train station all night, and the phone number on the website has exploded. I want to go home for the Spring Festival, but I don't have a ticket to go home! I wish all friends who buy tickets go home early for the New Year!

5 1. When are the tickets available? Money can't buy it. I don't know the train market, which one is tonight. I want to go by car, but I'm afraid I'll get caught without a ticket, and my heart is cold. It's a long way, but it's hard to go home. Turn your head and dry your tears. I can't sleep. I don't hate the station, I only blame myself for being slow. People have joys and sorrows, and the ticket is a mirage. I hope I can buy a ticket and go home thousands of miles away!

52. I wish you a harmonious family and a happy new year in the new year; Happy life, safe life; Every day is full of energy and every month is full of joy; Every year, the financial resources are abundant, and the country and the people are safe every year! Happy new year!

53. I wish you a new year: the sky is clear and you are happy; Freedom floats with the wind and practices health; Full of energy, enthusiasm and successful dreams! may you have a happy new year!

54. The imperial edict is: Bring goods to heaven, and the emperor calls: Because you owe me 30 cents for the Spring Festival last year, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet long until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the paper!

55. As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: seize the opportunity to ignore the old chicken; Both the ram and the ewe should steal.

The fourth funny New Year greeting in the Year of the Dog

56. Confucius said: "People don't believe it, they don't know what they can do!" Confucius said, if a person doesn't even have a New Year message, how can he get along? I use this message to prove that you are doing well! Happy new year!

57. Send you a Spring Festival food. The main ingredients: I really miss happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: life. I wish you all the best and a happy family!

58. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want a sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want people who read short messages to be happy and healthy in the new year!

59. Turn the Sahara desert into water in the Pacific Ocean as a birthday present for laya, a Fuxi sheep. I wish you good fortune and good health in the new year!

60. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this unparalleled cosmic super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom made a wish in advance: ancient times were as big as death, team Apu, well, hey!

6 1. I haven't dared to say anything to you, but if I don't say it in the New Year, I won't have a chance: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, but you can't watch it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

62. Pain belongs to others, and happiness belongs to oneself; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is no big deal in the world! may you have a happy new year!

63. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. may you have a happy new year!

64. Solemn: This short message has never been forwarded or seen. The original copy will be investigated. The similarities are purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Dog!

65. In the Year of the Dog, Fuwa is the dispatcher: send a bird's nest to hatch golden eggs, and send one side of water to gather good sources; Send a medal with wealth and a lucky cloud to protect Kang 'an; Just send me out, Five Blessingg family!

66. On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you: everything will be updated again; Good luck every year, peace every year; Rich and auspicious wealth; Happiness, well-being and happiness are more than enough; Bamboo represents peace, and doors are everywhere in Five Blessingg; Happy new year!

67. Everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!

68. I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow, and increasing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

69. I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and my blessing to you is a gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away, maybe space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

70. Happy New Year. May your popularity surpass that of Notre Dame University, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass that of Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

7 1. I pick a crescent moon in my hand, wear two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth, and come to you at lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your vacation with me?

72. The Year of the Dog is coming to an end, and the Year of the Dog welcomes the New Year. Let go of the fatigue of one year, appreciate the harvest of one year, and leave a development space for the new year. I wish you all your wishes, health and happiness in the new year!

73. There are surprises after reading it in one breath: Five Blessingg wishes you a happy New Year. This sentence has been repeated all the time, and the colorful life is full of prestige and prestige. Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and passed along with auspicious snowflakes.

74. I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first sunshine of the New Year for you. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song of the new year for you, and wish you all the wishes!

75. A pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may all your wishes come true; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you a happy Year of the Dog.