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Humorous greetings on Christmas Eve

1, the sea rises and the moon goes away * * * At this time, on Christmas Eve, let's sit quietly under the Christmas tree and miss each other deeply. I believe there will be telepathy to spread deep love to you and me.

2, dead leaves fall, geese fly south, thin clothes are too cold. Rain is a stumbling block, wind is yearning, and love is deep. Greetings are warm and thoughtful. It's late autumn, and clothes need to be added. Relax and have a good sleep. I wish you good health!

3. Happy bells ring for you, lucky snowflakes dance for you, successful starlight shines for you, happy fireworks shine for you, my thoughts stay for you, and my sincere wishes flow for you: Happy Christmas Eve!

4. Bright moon, faint snowflakes, bright candlelight, beautiful fireworks, hot wishes, Merry Christmas. May the person who receives this letter have a sweet smile, long-term happiness and good luck every year!

5. Skillful steps walk through the snow, and beautiful figures slowly emerge in the dream. Ping An hummed a ditty, with happiness and good luck, quietly opened the door to future happiness for you. On Christmas Eve, go on the road safely. May happiness accompany you every step of the way. Sing peacefully, may good luck always be by your side; Dance with peace and be willing to take care of you healthily; When you sleep peacefully, may happiness move for you.

6. Jingle bells and Deer Run. Come and decorate your life with happiness. Santa Claus laughed loudly. Decorate your dreams with good luck. I wish you happiness every day. Good luck will always follow, and happiness will last forever.

7, falling into the sky sleepless, the starry sky gorgeous and happy, fireworks salute blessing. Tonight, the wine is not drunk, singing and listening, cream cake is festive. Tonight, the song and dance show is splendid, the fire is blazing, and the bell brings auspiciousness. Silent Night makes the passion fly and the energy overflow. Friends: Let's sing and dance crazily!

8. Tonight, the stars shine with joy for you. Tonight, falling snowflakes dance for you. Tonight, the food is smiling at you. Tonight, blessings surge for you. May you be the happy protagonist tonight, and may you be safe on Christmas Eve.

9. I wish you peace tonight: peace, no poison, no crash, no hacking, quick thinking and a "one-night stand". Don't forget to wish you a Pentium kernel, because it is Christmas Eve.

10, I wish your computer "safe" tonight: it will be safe, will not be attacked by various viruses, will not crash, will not be hacked, and will have a fast Internet access. Talking all night is amazing. Don't forget to replace it with the Pentium kernel, because it is "Christmas Eve".

1 1. After repeated negotiations, your happiness column has been settled! Your wealth is sponsored by the god of wealth; Mona Lisa posted your smile; Your pain, drainage to hukou waterfall; Your happiness, beware of everyone's jealousy!

12, bells, jingles; Christmas songs, clear; Santa Claus falls from the sky. Neon lights, light up; Christmas tree, flashing; Wishing you a beautiful and auspicious Christmas! Romantic and beautiful Christmas, good luck with you!

13, the meteor streaked across the night sky, and my wish floated with it. Candlelight lit up the hall, and my happiness followed. Happiness is tonight. Pray for peace on Christmas Eve. May you spend Christmas Eve with me, enjoy the beautiful scenery and create tomorrow!

14, the hazy moonlight is peaceful and quiet, the bell of prayer makes the mind calm, the pace of happiness is in a hurry, the bell of reindeer running jingles, the snow of auspicious arrival is crystal clear, the lucky arrival passes through the chimney, the peaceful night waits quietly, and the socks are full of warm affection. On Christmas Eve, I wish you peace, happiness, health and a happy life!

15, secret notice, please lock the doors and windows tonight to ensure the chimney is unobstructed. Santa Claus will make a home visit. Comrades who pretend to sleep auspicious and happy, please don't wear clothes, put your socks on the bed and wait for the gifts to be packed. Merry Christmas Eve!

16, take a happy post, ride a happy car, set foot on a beautiful road, walk into a peaceful yard, hear happy anecdotes, smell delicious fruits, walk into a room full of laughter, see happiness, send you a money blessing, and say to you: Christmas Eve, I wish you a safe and healthy life.

17. That year on Christmas Eve, you were a gift from God. Now, when the bell rings, my heart is snowing all over the sky!

18, why is there only music in your greeting card? It seems that the paper with a big head is a little missing. The thicker it is, the easier it is to remember. I'll pay the postage for you in the future, so I won't take advantage of you. Here is another sentence for you: Merry Christmas!

19, your smile, I have seen it, once fascinated all beings; Your happiness, I passed by and saw you happy; Your pain, I promise, will immediately go up in smoke; God said, your luck is much better than you think! Wish you all the best.

20, tonight's blessing, with happiness, accompanied by happiness, wrapped in good luck, wishful thinking; Greeting tonight, pretending to be happy, followed by happiness, health and safety; Christmas Eve is coming, I wish you good luck and happiness.

2 1, the stars melt into your eyes tonight, and my deep eyes light up my thoughts. All the drifters are lying on the sleigh, sleeping with us, the bell is soft and gentle, calling for the sunshine of tomorrow, and the days with you are like honey. On Christmas Eve, I just want to be with you safely, hand in hand until I am old.

22. Tonight, blessing arrival, with happiness, good luck and peace! Christmas Eve, a beautiful and warm night, a happy and sweet moment, I said gently, gently: friend, I wish you peace!

23. How deep is the ocean? Only fish know; How high is the sky? Only birds know; How red are these flowers? Only butterflies know; How much do I love you? Only people who read text messages will know. Christmas Eve, I want you to give me a hug.

24. The cold winter is ruthless, and the heart of care has not stopped. On Christmas Eve after winter, Christmas greetings continue, and friends keep thinking of each other. A greeting is warm. Happy new year first, always happy and warm. Happy holidays!

25. Harmonious display; Peace of mind, no worries; Life safety, unlimited motivation; Physical safety and health are accompanied; Life is safe and everything goes well! Christmas Eve, I wish you peace forever!

26, the sound of flowers, the wind knows, the wind broadcasts a slight fragrance; When the rain falls, my heart knows something and my heart writes something; Read your voice, dream of knowing, dream of hiding acacia; I miss your voice, I know: How are you?

27, flowers, leaves, send text messages to send thoughts; The wind returns, the road turns, and the soul mate is happier; The stars are continuous, the months are continuous, and the New Year wishes are from the heart; Water drops, raindrops, love you forever!

28. Boating years, full of true feelings and thoughts, bypassing Heianyama, crossing the Ping An River, and bringing blessings to you with Christmas Eve bells. May your life be safe, your dreams come true and you will be happy forever!

29. There are still 10 days before Christmas. Let's open the chimney, wash our socks, put our mobile phones in our socks on Christmas Eve, and don't turn them off. I tell Santa your number, and you will receive a Christmas greeting: Merry Christmas!

30. Good luck is everywhere. Have you ever felt that sparkling happiness? Happiness spread throughout the house. Have you ever collected that full of happiness? There is happiness between the lines. Have you ever accepted that full blessing? Christmas Eve, I wish you peace and happiness!

3 1, lonely wind, blowing off crystal snowflakes; In the bleak memory, it is warm because of you. Missing is the fireworks I lit for you, and it is your eternal blessing in the sky. Your happiness is my eternal stumbling block. Merry Christmas to you!

In the next few days, winter solstice, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Day will be connected one after another, and happiness, happiness, health and peace will follow. Affection, friendship, love and true feelings are closely linked, and care, care and blessing are all on our faces. I wish you happiness!

33. It's chilly today, and my heart is warm. Because it is Christmas, everyone is very happy and carnival at night. I'd like to raise my glass to wish you good health, successful career and happiness forever.

34. Flying snowflakes bring white Christmas. Close your eyes and listen attentively. Think about it. What will happen when Santa Claus comes to your house in a sleigh on Christmas Eve, climbs down the chimney to your bed and stuffs presents into your socks? The answer is that Santa Claus is dizzy, and the gifts are all yours! Haha, merry Christmas!

35, snowflakes, floating happy memories; Brilliant starry sky, romantic flower season; Candlelight, swaying the warmth of missing; Blessing and praying for your safety. Christmas Eve, I wish you peace! New year greeting SMS

36. Struggle is inevitable, and giving is appropriate. Festivals are not frequent, so you can't forget your blessings. May you never forget every day. Christmas Eve is safe, your body is healthy, your luck is paired, and your success is brilliant. Merry Christmas Eve and Merry Christmas!

I'll tell you a secret, but don't tell anyone. I only tell you, this is my secret, you must promise. Maybe you don't know, so don't tell anyone! "Happy Christmas Eve" I won't tell most people.

38. According to the Intelligence Bureau, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone at 12 ... Hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!

39. Busy or idle work makes health last forever; Contact is more or less, so that greetings are forever; Distance is far or near, so that the concern will last forever; Life is bitter or sweet, let peace last forever. When Christmas Eve comes, I wish my friends happiness and friendship, and my troubles will disappear.

40, lovely person, hello, you stole my heart, stole my feelings, let me miss you, miss you, lovely person, hello, Christmas Eve, very warm, with my care and love, turned into a gift to your heart, please agree to smile, I will scream with joy! I wish you a happy Christmas eve!

4 1, the starlight on Christmas Eve shines with warmth and joy; Christmas Eve carols convey a cheerful melody; The apples on Christmas Eve exude the fragrance of friendship. Friends, Christmas Eve, send you a blessing of peace, I wish you all the best, forever!

42. On Christmas Eve, Jin Lu sends you brilliant peace; Snowflakes send you peace of jade and ice; I send you warm and wanton peace. I wish you health and safety, a happy and stable job and a successful career in Ma Pingchuan!

43. The candlelight on Christmas Eve is full of warmth, the bells on Christmas Eve ring auspicious, the carols on Christmas Eve are particularly beautiful, and the prayers on Christmas Eve are the most sincere. Christmas Eve is here. On a happy night, I send my blessing to you. I wish you peace, happiness and happiness! If apples represent peace, I would like to send you a distant apple tree when Christmas Eve comes: May your days be as red as apples, your cheeks as smooth as apples, and your life as sweet as apples! Happy Christmas Eve and a safe life!

44, send you an apple, every bite, family more peace; Send you a bell, every time it rings, your friend will have more joy; Send you a string of colored lights. Every time you flash, your life will be more exciting. On Christmas Eve, may your family be safe, your friends be happy and your life be wonderful.

45. Listen, the brisk sound of Santa's sleigh brings a happy gift; Look, fireworks are blooming all over the sky, illuminating a wonderful life; Smell, smell that delicious turkey, * your taste buds; Product, quiet and elegant tea, quiet your mind. On Christmas Eve, pray for happiness, let peace accompany you and wish you a happy life!