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Dating SMS greeting

Dating SMS greeting

Dating is always exciting, so what kind of greeting message should I send? Next, I carefully collected greetings from dating messages for your reference.

Appointment SMS greeting 1:

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1.

What if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? what's up Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Are you love? I am love? It's great to have you here.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point?

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Appointment SMS greeting 2:

Thinking about your own appearance, breathing is also out of frequency; Think of your smile, the clouds become colored; When your hand holds mine, the air is filled with the fragrance of roses. I really want to date you all the time.

It's a nice day today. Go out for a walk?

Missing is an unspeakable pain. My heart often feels sorry for you. Now, when can you smile beside me? Let's meet today

In spring, young hearts are cheering. Let's go for an outing!

How many days before we meet? I live by my fingers now!

Since that time I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied every memory of me. I really want to see you again!

If you stand me up a hundred times, I will wait for you at the old place 10 1 time!

There is a classic movie, which is shown in the cinema. If you have time to call back, outside your house at 8: 00?

Once upon a time, when a fox saw a wheat field, he would think of the little prince's long golden hair. Once, hearing your name was like a breeze that slowly smoothed the wrinkles in his heart. Can you come to my place tomorrow?

Thinking about your mood is like an hour hand, just moving slowly; Waiting for your mood, like a minute hand, practicing your expression repeatedly, dear, when will you come?

Do you know that?/You know what? I sat quietly waiting ―― waiting for your appointment call …

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