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Afternoon greeting language
Afternoon greetings (selected articles) 1. It's too expensive to buy an air conditioner for you in hot summer! Move a snow-capped mountain for you, no! Please eat a meal in the sea, it hurts your stomach! Please travel once, afraid of being tired; Send you a rose, misunderstanding! I have to send a message to bless you, which is affordable!
Recently, the weather is like the face of a girl in love. Like the face of a lovelorn girl, cold; Like a girl's face when she broke up, gloomy. Therefore, love looks at the face, go out to see the sky, and friendship looks at the color. I wish you a colorful life!
3. I am a spider, so I will net you with health; If it is a big tree, it will cover you with happiness; If you are immortal, you will be protected by peace. But I am not, I can only wish you happiness with my heart!
4. I specially dug a mine for you, in which there is a gold medal nomination, the heart is silver, the heart is always copper, aluminum wins, potassium is happy, coal suffers, tungsten worries, and lead is endless!
Some people say: the loose left shoelace means I miss you, and the loose right shoelace means you miss me! I tied my left shoelace tightly and loosened my right shoelace, but the left shoelace was still loose. I can't help thinking about you!
6. In this world, hundreds of people bless you, including me; Dozens of people bless you, including me; Someone blesses you, it must be me; If no one blesses you? Hee hee, don't worry, that's impossible! Hope my friend? You, safe, healthy and happy!
7. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and closer to home. You sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and you get cramps when you get money. If you spend money, you will receive a gift, and others will get a raise if they work overtime! The company makes a fortune every day, and someone will take care of you!
8. Note that the god of wealth has enchanted you, and you will be hit by good luck as soon as you go out; If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float to your home. You can't hide, so accept it!
9. Do I use it? Vacuum cleaner? , suck your dust, can I use it? Massage chair? Take away your drowsiness. May I use it? Foot bath? Wash away your day's fatigue. May you be happy every day!
10. Snoring sounds like thunder and insects. Great things and small things are happy, and everything is concerned; Peace of mind, happy every day; Sunny, rainy, rainy, happy every day!
Afternoon greetings (latest) 1. O This message is made of metal. I wish: nail art is successful, aluminum industry is innovative, zinc is healthy, life is rich, and my mood is always good! Note: no radiation, you can rest assured to forward!
I had a dream last night. An angel wants to send you eternal happiness and happiness in your dream, but you sleep like a pig and don't let the angel enter your dream! The angel had to let me give it to you! Did you get it?
3.o Someone told me that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!
4.o In view of the fact that the current house price is only under control, there is a room for rent! Address: Zhixin Community Building, Zhencheng Road, Friendship City; Lease period: 10000; Landlord: Your good friend, me! Welcome everyone to sublet!
5.o this is a tempting message! May your career rise step by step? Cake? Promotion, ability? Burn? Better. Does it smell happy? Chicken? Dance, success? A gift? Sure, don't hang up, okay? Saliva? Three feet.
It is too hot to buy raw eggs! I bought a mat yesterday and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! Just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar! Remind you to keep a good mood no matter how hot it is!
7.o Express my sincere wishes for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of cakes. I wish you happiness!
8.o Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time, and every time I give up because I can't find a suitable reason, there is really no way! I am so kind to tell you: it's hot, be careful of heatstroke!
9. God bless my dear friend. Live in a small high-rise building, sleep until you wake up naturally, wear Prada, drive a herdsman, wear Tiffany, dial MAC, raise huskies, drink whiskey and count RMB wildly!
10. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!
1 1.o Tip: You have been surrounded by Transformers, let Bumblebee plant happiness, let Optimus Prime equip happiness, let Megatron clear his troubles, let Decepticons clear his worries, and decide to exile you to a happy planet forever!
12. I heard that missing can make people warm, so I always miss you. Legend has it that talking can make people warm, so I have been talking about you; I heard that blessing can make people warm, so I have been blessing you. I believe in all kinds of things, but I hope I can send you more warmth in this cold season! Friend, do you feel warm?
13. Short, short, short, short, my short message is very short, very long, very long, and my thoughts are very long! A greeting is worth a thousand words. I wish you a beautiful life and long happiness!
14. Don't talk, keep that hot breath, and your heart will be warmer; Read carefully, grasp every word and enjoy it better; Take your time, savor this profound friendship and experience more; Think about it, think of my good friend, and feel more deeply. Be aware of the changes in temperature, beware of colds, care about friendship and greet as usual.
15. Two short messages are really rare, three or four sentences are just right, ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy, and more becomes trouble. This short message is just right, and three greetings are put together: winter is getting cold, good health, wonderful health!
16.? Is there a car soon? Is there a house soon? Will you be rich soon? Why don't we go after someone? Look at me, there will be a bowl soon: handsome boy, cute girl, house, money and green card, all in the bowl. What is New Year's Eve? Going to work, foggy weather, subway price increase, delayed retirement, bye. !
17 in the last few days, I reminded my most important friend for the last time: remember at 8 o'clock the day after tomorrow: don't sleep, or you will be too lazy to sleep. Don't eat midnight snack, or you will gain weight after eating for two years. Don't go to the toilet, or you will suffer for two years. Stop singing, or your voice will definitely smoke after singing for two years. I suggest you secretly count money for two years!
18. Send you a bunch of hearts, look! Heart-to-heart, heart-to-heart and heart-to-heart friends, pure friendship depends on sincerity, heart-to-heart compassion and intimacy, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I wish you happiness every day. Qian Qian has thousands of hearts, and Qian Qian has thousands of hearts. Just like my heart, I hope you are happy every day, do everything you like, and be happy in this life!
19. As long as the autumn trousers are worn on the legs, the belt will gradually widen, and there will be no regrets. It's chilly in winter, so it's quite serious not to wear long pants. There is no pity in winter, so there is no long trousers. If the relationship is long, how can you not wear long pants? It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and we meet. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . Honey, are you wearing long pants?
20. The weather is getting colder and colder, and I miss you more and more strongly. Walking accidentally hit the wall; The weather is getting cold, and I miss you so much that my face is sallow, and I was once lovesick and malnourished; The weather is getting colder, and I miss your footsteps as much as the Great Northern Wilderness. It's really nice not to see your little heart. I just miss you when it gets cold. Remember to take care of yourself!
Afternoon greetings (classic) 1. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the track of a train, there will never be a boat passing by. I miss you, but I really can't tell you. I'm afraid that if I do this, you won't have a good summer, so I'll send you a message to tell you that I miss you!
2. After experiencing strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds and waves, lightning attacks, mosquito bites and rain erosion, this short message finally reached your mobile phone and said to you: Happy every day, happy with your stomach, happy with your nose, happy with the sky, happy with the water, happy when you think of me, healthy and happy!
Looking forward to the cool weather in hot summer, I was flustered and had a long dream. It's almost the same every year, but it doesn't work in summer. The sun is shining, my eyes are blurred, I can't see clearly, and I sweat a thousand times. Mosquitoes are crazy at night, slapping and hurting. Hong Bao was still lying in bed in the early morning, and by the end of the morning, it was dark and busy. Summer is very hot, I hope my greetings can bring you coolness and make you feel happy and relaxed!
4. I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!
When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.
6. Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.
7. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath!
8. The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult!
9. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.
10. Even though you have teeth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?
1 1. The family is in Shunzhi, living in Kangxi, with Yongzheng personality, thriving career, celebrating everything, having a bright future, being rich and prosperous, ruling both inside and outside, and celebrating Qian Qiu Guangxu!
12. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! I walked south, crossed north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. I have climbed mountains, fought tigers, practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, left a dragon and right a white tiger, and often regarded Clinton as 250 and fed Sakyamuni to tigers! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.
13. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu!
14. About thong: I used to take off my underwear to look at my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear?
15. Take other people's road and leave others no choice!
16. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
17. Huns are down and out in rivers and lakes, and they can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. Hit the corner and count the stars on the ground!
18. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for many years!
19. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved!
20. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!
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