Who has funny messages? Be interesting, o.

The United States and Iraq are at war? Large-scale use of chemical and biological nuclear weapons by the US military? Causing serious casualties among Iraqi soldiers and civilians? A large number of mutant creatures? One of the most mutated monkeys is reading short messages.

A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

There are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the song title .............................................................................................................................................................

You'd better stay as far away from me as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

You mean you rogue, pulling my belt every day; You are shameless and shy, kissing my mouth and face every day; You hate that you are bored, and you have spent so much hard-earned money with me for five or six years, damn mobile phones.

Dear slacker, do you sleep deeply in winter and laugh in your dreams? It's a beautiful day today. Remember to take a bath in the afternoon, lest your fragrance put me down tomorrow!

Looking for inspiration, ragged, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, tone-deaf, distracted, bleeding from seven holes, very gossip, narrow escape, very much like you.

Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

May I ask who is speaking? I assume you are Sheng Jinbin? Or Al Wu Bai, right? Otherwise, it's Qin Shou, but it won't be MeiRenXing. If not, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai!