What are the funny rhymes?

The funny rhyming jingles are as follows:

1, strange, seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information!

2, love is empty, I am wandering in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

3, you reason with him, he plays hooligans with you; You play hooligans with him, and he tells you about the legal system; You talk to him about the legal system and he talks to you about politics; You talk to him about politics, and he talks to you about national conditions; You talk to him about national conditions, and he talks to you about integration; You talk to him about integration, and he talks to you about culture; You talk to him about culture, and he talks to you about Confucius: you talk to him about Confucius, and he talks to you about Laozi; You tell him Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be your grandson!

4. The sea is deep, the sky is blue, and none of what people say is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees!

5, the little silly pig is very powerful and sleeps until ten o'clock every day. Five bowls of rice are at the bottom, and no one dares to compare the weight. Everyone is jealous when they see it. To ask where the pig is, I am reading the text message.