How to humor and chat to make people happy?

1. You always think that some people are lazy, as if you can really do something great if you are diligent.

2. It's the Dragon Boat Festival on the day of the senior high school entrance examination. It's up to you whether to eat zongzi or jump into the river.

3. Life is a game, and the obstacles you encounter are all kinds of levels, so let's go to the Raiders heartily!

4. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB?

5. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

6. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man beats a dog and never returns it.

7. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash, which is non-negotiable.

8. if poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

9. I play mobile phone late at night, and besides being sentimental, I have to be hit in the face by my mobile phone.

1. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for the loss of childhood.

11. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs are not extinct as usual!

12. Tell you not to push me. If you push me, I'll play dead for you!

13. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

14. It is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful!

15. When I was a child, I was often beaten by my mother. Once, my classmate taught me this trick. If I make a mistake, I must admit my mistake first and pretend to hit myself a few times, so that my parents will not hit you if you have a good attitude towards admitting my mistake. One day, I lost my skin again. Seeing that my mother was angry and wanted to hit me, I quickly said in tears, "Mom, I was wrong, I will never dare again ..." Then I pretended to slap my ass. My mother looked at me contemptuously and said, "You're not playing professionally. Let me play for you!" " Sure enough, my mother played professionally.