Funny and humorous New Year’s greeting messages (selected 42 sentences)

1. Sharing New Year’s Day greetings

2. Funny New Year’s Day blessing text messages

3. When I say happiness, you say Go; when I say dreams, you say Yo ;You say sorrow, I say No; The New Year is coming, Longtimenosee, let’s say hello!

4. The New Year is here, the God of Wealth is here, Marshal Zhao is smiling at you, work is getting a raise, business is booming, the stock market is profitable, and you can go out to wrestle. Can pick up gold ingots!

5. You need to complete three things in the New Year: the first is to smile, the second is to laugh, and the third is to laugh. I wish you laughter every day and a happy New Year!

6. Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat...rob! IPICIQ card, tell me the password! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, don't laugh, New Year's greetings!

7. A mobile phone virus codenamed "Happy New Year" is currently popular. If you unfortunately receive a text message containing such characters, please throw away your phone immediately to avoid infection.

8. I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, but you can actually give some. Ten or eighty yuan is not a problem, one hundred and eighty thousand is more than enough. If you really don’t have the money to send it, a text message will do. Happy New Year!

9. Looking for a person: He is in tatters and his eyes are dull, he has not eaten three meals and his limbs are weak, his tone is mute and he has no owner, his seven holes are bleeding and he has very gossip, he is very much like you in his nine-death life. Happy New Year!

10. If you draw with little people, then there is no difference between you and little people. You can either tolerate or be ruthless with little people, so there is no need to get entangled with them.

11. I'm afraid Starting tomorrow night, I have reserved the first ray of sunshine in the new year to give you, Happy New Year! I have reserved the first ray of morning breeze, I wish you all the best! I have reserved the first chirping of birds, and all your wishes will come true!

12 , Distance does not matter, height does not matter, beauty or ugliness does not matter. No matter where you hide, I will rely on you to pester you. My name is happiness and my nickname is peace.

14. What should I give you for New Year greetings? Giving you red envelopes is tacky! Giving you specialties is old-fashioned! Giving you fruits is tacky! Or sending you text messages, which is creative! Use text messages to send care, this is my intention! New Year Good!

15. My friend, I wish you: a free and easy work, never losing money when playing cards, an increasing number of deposits, pockets full of dollars, beauties crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and eternal pride.

16. Troubles are temporary, but happiness is forever! A smile will change everything in an instant! The New Year is coming, friends, please look ahead, beauty is calling you! Happy New Year!

17. Please take a minute to forget your sorrow, take a minute to think about the bright future, spend an hour to be in love with your lover, and accept my blessings with a smile as you bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

18. Your smile makes people’s hearts beat; your look shakes the world; your stop brings traffic to a standstill; you look good even if you don’t dress up; when you dress up, the universe is amazed - beauty, I wish you all the best. Happy New Year to you!

19. There are two main purposes for sending text messages this time: one is to practice fingering, and the other is to communicate with each other. I am very responsible to tell you that today, New Year’s Eve, I want to send you something technical. ：Happy Spring Festival!

20. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want the sun to shine brightly in winter and melt away the cold ice and snow! I also want the people who read the text message to be happy in the New Year. , be healthy and happy all year round!

21. The New Year is coming, and you should pay New Year greetings as early as possible. Good luck will follow you, good fortune will surround you, money will be in your pocket, all your wishes will come true, and we will laugh together during the Spring Festival! I My blessing is so early, please be sure to receive it.

22. When heaven is about to bring great blessings to you, you must first call your mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate its mobile phone, light up its screen, display its text, and send a string of blessings to win a smile.

Finally, I wish you a happy New Year and smile every day!

23. I won’t have somersault clouds like Sun Wukong, but I can fly to you! I can teleport like a magician, but I can spend a dime. Money gives you blessings: I wish you a happy New Year and everything goes well!

24. Let’s meet each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally become deeper. Although we have less contact, we miss you more. I hope you will be happier, your happiness will increase, and your life will be more nourishing.

25. What is ringing is the bell, what is passing is the years, what is left is the story, what is taken away is the hope, what is expected is the beauty, what is sent is the blessing, I wish you: Happy New Year !Peace, happiness, and promotion!

26. Going to work is like walking on a big tree covered with new seeds. Looking up, you can see your buttocks, looking down, you can see smiling faces, and looking left and right, you can see your eyes and ears. The New Year is here, I wish you to climb up two more branches and see

27. The Spring Festival is here, I will give you a dumpling. Ping'an skin is wrapped with Ruyi stuffing and cooked with true love. One bite makes you happy, two bites make you happy, and three bites go smoothly. Then you drink the family healthy soup. The aftertaste is warmth and the lingering fragrance is blessing.

28. The New Year’s bell has sounded, my deep thoughts have been conveyed, my warm greetings are hidden in my heart, and all my sincere wishes are given to you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all the best, good fortune, and a safe life!

29. As the winter approaches, I hope you are in good health and will always be as happy as a kettle on the stove, even if your butt is burning red. The red one was still whistling happily, with snot bubbles rising from his nose with happiness.

30. The new year has begun and the excitement continues. , blessing upgrade. Warm melody, giving you magic. Surrounded by good luck, there will be more than enough every year. Feel comfortable and not angry. Work hard but also entertain yourself. Happy New Year's Day, invincible happiness!

31. I wish you a harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, peace and security, a hundred times of energy every day, and joy every month. ; May you have abundant wealth every year, and be safe and peaceful every year! Happy New Year!

32. I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your butt is burning hot, you still blow it. Happy whistles, little bubbles of happiness! I wish you a happy New Year and realize all your wishes! Hey!

33. The Spring Festival is coming, whether you give a red envelope or not, I will wish you a New Year It's booming; whether you send blessings or not, I will wish you five blessings in the New Year; whether you reply to messages or not, I wish you a happy New Year.

34. My blessings are treasures. Lucky people can receive them. May your career soar in the new year. May your bags be filled with gold and silver. May your love be sweet until you grow old. May your family be safe and happy, and may your health be a golden bell. Good luck surrounds you every day! May you be blessed with good luck.

35. New Year’s Eve comes and Bodhisattvas are busy, and gods and goddesses from all walks of life send you good luck: the God of Wealth gives you gold ingots, the longevity star guarantees you health, Manjusri gives you great wisdom, Guanyin bless you happiness, and Maitreya makes you happy. May the lucky stars accompany you everywhere! Happy Spring Festival!

36. Before the melodious bells ring, the New Year’s firecrackers have not yet been set off, the wonderful party is still brewing, and the blessings of most people are still there On the way, I wish you and your family in advance a happy new year, all the best, family happiness, and good luck in the new year.

37. If you have a friend in your heart, your mood will fly; if you have hope in your heart, your smile will be refreshing; if you have a fate in life, your dream will last; if you have a greeting in your heart, happiness will set sail. May you have all the most precious and beautiful things!

38. I wish you to be more handsome, more ladylike, more intelligent, more lucky, less troubled, more wealthy, and more diligent in the new year. , have more fun, be less bitter, be more joyful, cry less, laugh more, be filial, just wish you the best... Haha!

39. I clicked on the Spring Festival and searched for peaceful pictures; I copy the smiley face and paste the New Year website; I open my mailbox, edit the most beautiful words, and send the best wishes: I hope you will delete your worries, store happiness every day, and backup happiness every year.

40. No matter how high the sky is, I will never stop missing you deeply; no matter how time passes, I can’t stop my sincere feelings for you; time can make you and me grow beautiful and change our appearance, and our deep friendship will last forever. Unchanging, still staying in my heart. Happy New Year.

41. The Spring Festival is here, and friends such as "Happiness", "Happiness", "Wealth" and "Health" want to get together with you and connect with each other. Don't forget to treat the guests when the time comes. These friends will give you good gifts and you won't suffer any loss. Wish you a happy Chinese New Year.

42. I’ll put a colon to tell you good luck in the Year of the Monkey; I’ll put a comma to congratulate you and have a prosperous New Year; I’ll put a full stop to wish you a family reunion in the New Year; I’ll put an exclamation point to touch you and bring love to you in the New Year. ; Draw a quotation mark to include you, and you will be blessed with blessings in the New Year; circle a bracket to lock you in, and gather wealth in the New Year; The ellipsis condenses everything I want to say, and I wish you a safe New Year and a happy family!