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Mobile text messages What is the scariest place for you?
The first one:
Jun A: Let me do a psychological test for you.
Ghost: OK.
Jun A: Which of the following places is the scariest? 1. Cemetery; 2. Morgue; 3. Crematorium; 4. Haunted house; 5. Barren mountain execution ground; 6. Abandoned toilet; 7. Human body laboratory...
Ghost: (without thinking) Human laboratory.
A: Are you sure?
Ghost: Stop talking nonsense, here’s the answer.
Jun A:...Pornomania...@#$%&*^...(suddenly twitching all over and foaming at the mouth)
The second one:
< p>(Subsequently, Gui changed his QQ personalized signature to: I took a psychological test yesterday, and actually said that Gui is a nymphomaniac -_-!!)Gui: I took a psychological test yesterday, and actually Call me a nymphomaniac. Do you do it too?
Mr. B: OK.
Ghost: Which of the following places is the scariest? 1. Cemetery; 2. Morgue; 3. Crematorium; 4. Haunted house; 5. Barren mountain execution ground; 6. Abandoned toilet; 7. Human body laboratory...
Jun B: (Also without thinking (land) human laboratory.
Ghost: Hahaha...another nymphomaniac...(laughing until he convulsed)
Jun B:...Your QQ signature can be changed to "I finished the psychological test yesterday. Today I met another nymphomaniac"...
The third article:
Ghost: I took a psychological test yesterday and discovered two nymphomaniacs. Do you want to try it too?
Mr. C: OK.
Ghost: Which of the following places is the scariest? 1. Cemetery; 2. Morgue; 3. Crematorium; 4. Haunted house; 5. Barren mountain execution ground; 6. Abandoned toilet; 7. Human body laboratory...
Mr. C: (Thinking for a long time ) Barren Mountain Execution Ground
Ghost: nymphomaniac.
Mr. C: Did you choose this too?
Ghost: I chose the human laboratory.
Mr. C: Then why am I still a nymphomaniac because I chose something different from you?
Ghost: I was so excited after being called a nymphomaniac that I forgot to ask the answers to the other options. Then think of it as a nymphomaniac.
Mr. C: (Suddenly twitching all over and foaming at the mouth)
Postscript: The answer should be: 1. Respect the lover very much; 2. Extremely dependent on the lover; 3. Lover, ambition Very big; 4. Not very mature, jealous, possessive; 5. Emotionally dedicated; 6. Extremely unfocused; 7. Nymphomaniac
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