I like introverted girls. I didn't answer my text messages. I asked her why she didn't reply. She didn't answer. I received it, but I didn't. Is it true what she said?

Teach you a few tricks, remember to learn to use them, otherwise it will be counterproductive.

The first one:

Call before going to bed. ?

He: I can't sleep. ?

Me: What are you thinking? ?

He: Because you are not mine. ?

Me: So you can sleep in peace now ...?

The second one:

One Friday morning, I just woke up and was lying in bed texting and chatting. Suddenly I said "Be my girlfriend"! Stupid ... at this time, an epiphany came to my mind: I haven't brushed my teeth yet! Then talk about now, three years ~?

The third one:

He was drunk, so I dragged him into a taxi and asked him where his home was. He pretended to be drunk and kept quiet, so I had to drag him to my house and throw him on the bed. I lay on the sofa and watched TV all night. At dawn, I ran into the room and saw him in the same posture as last night. I guess he was really drunk. I decided not to wronged myself. Why do girls sleep on the sofa? I climbed into bed and slept in the open space next to him for a while. But my ears heard his heartbeat thundering through the mattress, and this boy still pretended to sleep! ?

The fourth:?

Middle school classmate, he is the monitor. After graduation, he said a bunch of polite nonsense with a microphone. Then he grabbed me with his left hand and said "Be my girlfriend" in front of the teachers and classmates. I was humiliated. I really didn't hate him, so I agreed. ?

It took several days for this fellow to tell me that he pulled the wrong person and wanted to pull another MM (he and I are good friends), but he would be responsible for me. Heaven and earth conscience, nothing happened with him at that time. I have been married for three months. ?

Fifth:?

How many times a year: Will you let me take care of you? When I asked about the fifth year, I was fed up. I'll text back: OK. He immediately told the whole world and informed almost all his old classmates. ?

As a result, I received countless mocking text messages in the middle of the night: how dare two older youths show off when they are playing their first love! ?

The sixth one:?

We have always been good friends. One year, I was very afraid of the work crisis, so I sent him a short message to complain, and finally asked: If I don't have a job, can I have dinner with you? I didn't expect him to call immediately: How about porridge? I said, okay. then ...

Married for n years now. ?

Seventh:?

Two people get carried away playing games, double play, thunder and lightning, using the computer. ?

I played standing, and I was very involved. Maybe I'm tired from sitting for a long time. ?

Aren't you tired of standing and playing?

So, I was pulled to a leg. ?

Eighth:?

What impressed me most was that I caught a cold. He took me to a spinning windmill. The speed of the windmill was not fast, but when I reached the highest point, he leaned over to me and said, "Can you pass me your cold?" ?

I was staying when he kissed me ...?

Ninth:?

I haven't seen my junior high school classmates for a long time after graduation, and then I left QQ at a class reunion and chatted online. He: Why don't you find a boyfriend? Me: ... He: What kind of boy do you like? Me: As long as I like it. He: Do you like me? Me: It's pleasing to the eye (of course, it's just a simple answer to his lovely question, not as deep as I thought). He: Then be my girlfriend! Me: ... him: I will come to your house in half an hour, and you will come out. ?

Half an hour later, he really appeared downstairs in my house. As soon as he saw it, he was hugged, pressed against the wall and kissed. I was completely blinded at that time, so I just stared at him, just ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~?

Tenth:?

We used to work together. There was a party at work and I was in a bad mood at that time. I drank a lot and got drunk. He lives near me. On my way back, I said to him, "I will never refuse a blind date again." I am so tired, I just want to get married. " Then he said, "Can you think about me first?" ? I said yes at once! Then he took me home and said at the door that you are drunk now, and you will answer me when you wake up. The next day, he sent a short message in the office upstairs: "What do you think of what I said yesterday? I am serious. Forget it if you don't agree. " Then I replied, "Good!" We started, and then I became his wife! ?

Eleventh:?

M: I want to find a wife who loves me and a lover I love. Would you like to take a part-time job? ?

Woman: (shy)?

M: If you don't talk, you can use body language. Nodding indicates agreement, shaking your head indicates no objection, and neither nodding nor shaking your head is the default. ?

Female: # $% .................... * (leng, then go)?

M: Default? ?

W: How do I know someone like you? (crazy, finally agreed) (hehe ~ see the sweetness ...)?

Twelfth:?

Say one: bf and I were classmates in high school, but we never knew each other ... After graduation, we worked together by chance. One day, I had a sore throat and wanted to eat ice cream. He: I have a sore throat and can't eat cold food. Me: Why bother me! He: You have to talk to me. . . Me: speechless. . . On the way home, he talked about their first love ~ he was as miserable as a child. I coaxed him into persuading him, but there was nothing I could do. Then I said, why don't I kiss you? Then he kissed me (face). . . Almost 3 years ~ well, like a person ~ (so you are quite active, huh ~)?

Thirteenth:?

He and I were alumni of 12 years! I can't believe I don't know him, hehe ... and then I met him in the high school alumni book. He has gone to graduate school. I am a junior. . . ?

Two people in their thirties have a feeling. I have an appointment to go home for a holiday and eat spicy and spicy mix together. There are more than 600 pages of chat records in a month. . . They had a bad conversation. . . ?

One day he sent a message and suddenly said that you were dead.

Since then, some people miss o(∩_∩)o ...) midnight?

... didn't K. O. go out Khan 0 0.

Fourteenth:?

My classmate chased the girl in their class, but the girl disagreed and said, "disappear in front of my eyes at once." Then the man opened the window and jumped out. (2nd floor) As a result, I broke my bone and stayed in the hospital for a month. Come out. (This ... is very strong! ! ! ) ?

Fifteenth:?

He taught me advanced mathematics and made me recite the wrong formula. I was punished. Then my first kiss was taken away ... that was the first time I knew that I had to put my tongue into someone's mouth when kissing ... (simple baby ~ (* _ *) hee hee ... but it was fun! ! ! ) ?

Sixteenth:?

She: Can you do me a favor? ?

He: What help? ?

She: Can you hold my hand for me? ?

He: Hmm. ?

Ok ... (just one word ~ strong! ! ! ) ?

Seventeenth:?

M: Do you know how painful it is for the person you like to stand in front of you without holding hands? ?

Woman: (poor thing) ...?

And reach out and ...

After January ~ M: Do you know how painful it is to hold the hand of the person you like without kissing her? ?

Woman: (it's really a little pathetic) ...?

Kissed?

Finally together?

It's been two years now (yes! ! ! )?

Eighteenth:?

After graduating from the college entrance examination, he treated me to a cold drink. Me: Cool! He: Let me enlighten you! It's been two and a half years since he forced me to kiss. ?

Nineteenth:?

He and his classmates for four years have always been close friends. Later on my birthday, he said he would give me a birthday present, so he kissed me! ! ! ! ! ! He also said that this is the way I used to celebrate my parents' birthdays! Dizzy! ! ! ?

Twentieth:?

At that time, when we were not together, when we walked together, I always met with shit. Just before I stepped on it, he pulled me away. Hand in hand ~ now I meet him again. He watched me step on it and then smiled. ...

The 21st session:

Every time he goes out, he deliberately wears very little. Ningxia is so cold, and then she said, give me a warm hand! ! ! It's still like this now, I don't know what will happen in the future ~

Twenty-second:?

My version (boyfriend is a good student, I am a poor student, we sit at the same table)?

He: study hard! ! ! ?

Me: Why? ?

He: I want to go to college with you?

Me: Why? ?

He: I want to be with you ~?

Me: Why? ?

He: I like you?

We have been together for five years, and we went to college in the same city. ?

The 23rd session:

I sent a message: Xiao sparerib is my girlfriend?

She didn't answer for a long time?

I continue: say yes quickly, or I'll kill you! ?

She replied:-# OK?

The 24th session:

(I guess that man always calls her wife ~) For the nth time, I answered him: Fuck you, don't be your wife, you fucking alien! ?

Two hours later, he asked me: Wife, what shall we eat today? ?

I fainted (haha ~)?

Twenty-fifth:?

What reminds me is that on a Saturday night, I went out shopping for dinner with him for the first time, when I was an ordinary classmate. ?

He drank a glass of beer while eating. And then had to take me home. ?

When I got home downstairs, someone asked me at the door, "Can you consider being my girlfriend?" I said, "You're drunk." ?

Twenty-sixth:?

He: Have you thought about it? ?

Me: Let me think again ...?

He: Yes, if not, I'll think of another way ...?

Me: ... you don't have to think about it! ?

The 27th session:

She: You run so hard. Don't accept me as an apprentice! ?

He: You are so stupid. Forget it. More like taking you as a wife ~?

The 28th session:

We went to high school together. After the college entrance examination, he drives to my house every day to find a boy to help him chase me. At first there were three men in the car, me and another man's girlfriend. At first we played together, but somehow, there were fewer and fewer people on the bus, and finally it was just him and me. Later, in the square, he sat near me all the time, and then suddenly said to me, be my girlfriend! I was silent, and he kissed me madly ... and it's been almost three years since then.

Twenty-ninth:

Texting until 2 am that day?

I said, I kind of like you?

She: ...

I said, forget it, I don't want an old lady who can stay up late ...?

She: Actually, I slept for three hours in the afternoon and stopped taking a nap at night ...?

I said, honey, would you like to have dinner together tomorrow morning?

She: Anything but soybean milk fritters ...?

so far ...

In fact, two people together is the greatest happiness. ...

Don't always haggle over trifles ...?

No matter how good the heart is, there will be small cracks in feelings ...?

I hope all lovers are well. ...

No matter what my blessing is, will it make your dream come true?

Please remember that I have come to give you my blessing ...?

Thank you, not you. ...

But whether it is to get happiness or to send a sweet smile to yourself and your friends around you. ...