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Imitate animal jokes and write a composition 600

1. Imitate animal jokes and write hamsters in 600 words. I have two little hamsters at home, and I like them very much.

One of the hamsters is called "Lala" because it likes running wheels. When it runs the wheel, its pace is very light, and it feels like singing while playing-"Lala Lala ...", so it is called this name. The other one is called "Tribal Tiger" because it doesn't like sports and looks chubby, so it is called Tribal Tiger for short.

The little hamster Lala has white hair and brown stripes on its back. Tribal Tiger has brown fur and a black line on its back. There are several slender silvery white beards on their small pink noses.

There are also two beautiful "rubies" embedded in the little head-the eyes of the little hamster. There are also a pair of small "ears" and a little tail that is almost invisible.

Four little pink feet make a "click" sound when they walk. Little hamsters are cute, and the cutest thing is when they play with wheels.

Hamsters like playing with wheels very much. If they want to play with the wheel, they will hold the wheel tightly with their front paws, then get up and start running fast. When they run, their eyes are narrowed, probably because the wind is too strong.

Because it runs too fast, the hamster's body will become streamlined. After running for a while, I stopped to look straight ahead, as if thinking about something, and then I continued to run.

I saw on the internet that hamsters want to go somewhere else on wheels. They are considering the direction! I feel that hamsters are naive children, and I think they are getting cuter and cuter. The hamster is really interesting. As their master, I must treat them well.

There is a lovely kitten in grandma's house. Every time I go to grandma's house, I want to have a look.

This kitten has many yellow stripes. It's fun to shake it when walking. Its ears are so sharp that even a small sound can be heard. Its eyes are round at ordinary times, and it narrows them into a crack when sleeping. Its mouth is pink, and there are several beards on it.

Kittens are not only cute, but also can catch mice! As soon as it heard something, it hid and waited for the mouse to come out of the hole. After a while, the mouse stuck its head out of the hole and looked around. When it felt no movement, it boldly walked out of the hole. The kitten's hair stood on end when she saw it. It jumped up like an arrow and caught the mouse.

The kitten walked to grandma with the mouse in her mouth, shaking the mouse in her mouth as if she were grateful. When my grandmother saw it, she said happily, "Yo, I caught another mouse." The kitten seems to know that it is praising it and proudly finds a place to enjoy its "fruits".

3. Write a composition according to the way animals talk. I fish, so cute! To say when they are cute, my answer is: "They are cute everywhere!" "

Small fish are afraid of everything! Afraid of the dark, strangers, and sometimes even sudden fish food. I went out to play once and just got back. As soon as I turned on the light, I saw the little fish timidly sink to the bottom of the water. So cute!

Small fish are the cutest when they eat! A little fish food can make them lose their temper. No, I only fed a few, and the small fish began to eat. A bigger fish swam quickly to a huge fish food. A small fish wanted to eat it, too, and fought with it! So I quickly fed a few more mouthfuls of fish food, and this "battle" subsided. Another voice came again. It's just that I'm full and have nothing to do

4. Read 600 words of animal jokes. After reading Animal Jokes, when I studied scientists, I admired the noble spirit of selflessness and giving up human dignity, and I became interested in the author.

In this paper, when the author first did an experiment about this young man, in order to test his hypothesis, he learned to bark like a mother and crawl, squat, crawl and scream in the grass. Just then, a group of tourists from other places were shocked to see him like this, which made the author very embarrassed. This is the first time he has made a fool of himself.

After he came back from swimming, he walked out of the railway station and accidentally saw cocoa. Coco is flying, and he is about to fly away. In desperation, the author had to parrot, and now he made a fool of himself, and everyone around him looked at him like a madman.

If it is an ordinary person, after encountering this situation, it must be "washing your dirty linen in public." Afterwards, the author continued to use humorous language to reveal his self-mockery and make people laugh.

I think Lorenz is a pioneer of animal behavior. This is his first popular science work, which has been popular all over the world for nearly half a century. The best part of this book is that he tells animal stories to the general public with a wonderful pen. This is due to his careful observation of animals and sincere feelings. He believes that in order to accurately describe the story of animals, "you must establish a close relationship with living animals ... If you have no love for animals and can't treat animals as close relatives of human beings, you can't establish a relationship of mutual trust with animals, and you can't get any significant gains in research." It is with this respect and sympathy for natural creatures that he lived in the same place as the animals around him, really integrated into their populations, and even made great sacrifices for his wildlife friends, so that he could establish contact with animals and listen to their stories without the help of The Lord of the Rings, King Solomon. You may have raised small animals,

5. Description of appearance in animal laughter:

This is a real fish. It has a spine, gills and fins, but it sits on the edge of the water tank like a canary and points its head at you like some animals with regional concepts. It's really not like a fish.

What is particularly funny is that it also looks at people with two eyes, and even birds don't stare at things with such eyes; Because of this characteristic of owl, it always appears as a "wise man" in stories.

However, the appearance of this fish at that time made people laugh, because it was like a human being, which had nothing to do with its own image.

How can we make them not treat me as an enemy and avoid me as soon as they see me? The answer is simple: make up. But what are you pretending to be?

It suddenly occurred to me that the ghost costumes worn on February 6, 65438 to celebrate St. Nicholas and the Devil's Day are now put in a box in the attic, which is really convenient to take out.

This is a gorgeous all-black long-haired ghost suit. Not only that, but also a mask that can cover the whole head, with horns, tongue dragging outside the mouth and a very long tail.

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Konrad Lorenz, the author of King Solomon's Ring, is an Austrian zoologist, animal psychologist, ornithologist and Nobel Prize winner.

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Introduction of animal jokes:

This article is selected from King Solomon's Ring, and selected into the first volume of the seventh grade (PEP 20 16), lesson 19 (in 20 17, due to the adjustment of teaching materials, the number of hours in this article was raised to lesson 17).

The author Konrad Lorenz is an Austrian zoologist, animal psychologist, ornithologist and Nobel Prize winner. He is generally regarded as one of the founders of modern animal behavior.

The early generation, including his teacher Oscar Heinros, are developing a method. Lorenz studied the instinctive behavior of animals, especially Grey Goose and Western jackdaw. Through the study of geese, he rediscovered the principle of seals in the behavior of nesting birds (originally described by Douglas Spalding in19th century).

Reference source: Baidu Encyclopedia-Animal Jokes

6. Is an animal joke an expository article? Animal Jokes is not an expository article, but a popular science article.

Animal joke is a popular science work with vivid details and humorous language. The author described the process of his own animal science experiment and the details of getting along with animals in a humorous way, revealing his love and appreciation for animals and respect for life between the lines.

An Animal Joke is selected from King Solomon's Ring by Konrad Lorenz, and selected in the seventh edition of the new Chinese book (19). Konrad Lorenz is an Austrian zoologist, animal psychologist, ornithologist and Nobel Prize winner. He is generally regarded as one of the founders of modern animal behavior.

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The main contents of "animal jokes":

This article tells interesting stories about "me" and the little man, me and the big parrot in Huang Guan, including the absurd experience of the author getting along with them, the cuteness of the little man and the "practical joke" of the big parrot.

The structure and hierarchy of the text are as follows:

The first part (1): general writing. When studying animal behavior, some interesting things often happen.

Part II (2-9): Write interesting stories about "I" doing experiments.

The third part (10- 19): interesting things about "me" and cocoa.