Forty funny and creative voice commands and red envelope sentences

Funny and creative voice command red envelope sentences (Part 1)

1. You love me as funny as a bear loves a cat

2. The Great Wall, the Great Wall The wall is long and the city wall is long

3. The father held the baby and ran to the cloth shop to buy cloth to make a robe. The baby would not run away after wearing the robe. If the cloth robe is torn, you need to use cloth to repair it, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth to repair the robe.

4. 魍鉉wǎngliǎng

5. There is a noodle shop with a door facing south, and a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. After removing the blue cotton curtain, the door of the noodle shop faces south. ; Hang up the blue cotton door curtain, and keep the front door facing south.

6. I love eating x!

7. Red carp and green carp and green donkey and meat carp

8. An appointment is an appointment, and a person’s name is a person’s name. An appointment cannot be said to be a person’s name, and a person’s name cannot be said to be an appointment.

9. Take a peek at kuīqù

10. People with difficulty doing the splits!

11. Hang a face drum on the wall, and draw a tiger on the drum. If the tiger scratches the drum, take a piece of cloth to repair it. I don’t know if it’s the cloth that mends the drum, or the cloth that mends the tiger?

12. The soil rope is used to mend the drum, and the scale is used to sway back and forth

13. Once upon a time, there was a sword, and I was called the real sword. .

14. 嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤咤婴。 15. Talking nonsense will cost you money, and the fertilizer will evaporate and it will be useless

16. Hahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Seven warblers, seven nails in the wall. Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars.

19. Studying is full, lazy, and difficult. If you feel full, lazy, and difficult, you won’t move forward until you don’t understand. If you feel full, lazy, and difficult, you will never be complacent. Learn and work at the same time. , Ants can also move Mount Tai!

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21. Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and leak beans from your pocket. Pour out the beans, mend the broken pocket, mend the pocket, put the beans again, fill the pocket without leaking beans;

22. The gun goes off just for fun

23. Thank you Dad

24.彳亍chìchu

25. 热火 hán

26. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three One and a half cans is one and a half cans, four and a half cans is two cans; five and a half cans is two and a half cans; six and a half cans is three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many. Can.

27.鉉品biāo

28. Male actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms, and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Male actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

29. King Xuan shēng

30. Choubu pulls a few mushroom heads

31. Talk about legs, legs talk about mouth, talk about legs and love to run errands, Legs talk and talk. It is better to move the mouth but not the legs, to move the legs but not the mouth, than to not have legs and a mouth.

32. When the grass is poured out, the rice is poured out; when the grass is poured out, the rice is also poured out. Don’t throw out the rice before you throw out the grass; don’t throw out the straw when you put the rice down.

33. I am xx

34. Lao Fang carries the yellow guise, and Lao Huang carries the square guise. Lao Fang wants to use Lao Huang's Fang cover, and Lao Huang wants to use Lao Fang's Yellow cover. In the end, Fang's cover breaks Huang's cover, and Huang's cover breaks Fang's cover.

35. 旮旯gālaacute;

36. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds and purple grapes. If you eat grapes, you will not spit out the grape skins. If you do not eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins.

37. King Cheng chēng

38. Teachers Si, Shi and Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me to be selfless, Teacher Si gave me spiritual food, Teacher Shi told me to think twice before anything happens, and Teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. I am grateful to teachers Shi, Si and Shi Shi.

39. If you know how to stew frozen tofu, come and stew my stewed frozen tofu; if you don’t know how to stew frozen tofu, don’t stew it randomly and spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

40. Yanhuo shéng Forty of the most complete QQ voice red envelope sentences with funny passwords

The most complete QQ voice red envelope sentences with funny passwords (Part 1)

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1. Taotie tāo tiè

2. King Cheng chēng

3. Long hair swaying in the wind

4. Five trees on the mountain , five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest, five pairs of trousers in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants from the box.

5. Choubu pulls a few mushroom heads

6. Yao Xieyi Yu and

7. Pingping and pingping, cliffs turning rocks and thunder

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8. A sparrow with a long tail, who forgets his mother after marrying his wife. Carry the mother to the ravine and invite the daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candies, wife, please try them.

9. I only care about you. I only care about you. Do I care about you as much as I care about you? I care about you just as much as I care about you!

10. The pomegranate tree bears hearts, the willow tree bears peppers, drums and trumpets are played, the wood sinks to the bottom, the stones float on the water, the chicken catches the bald eagle, and the mouse catches the tabby cat. , you say it’s funny or not.

11. Green Carp said that his family’s Lu Lili is more red than Red Carp’s Li Duiduo

12. Yanwang yǎn

13. Love phobia .

14. The old dragon was angry and made trouble with the old farmer.

15. Xiaomao hugged the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched the tabby cat with its claws. Xiaomao cried, Xiaomao meowed, Xiaomao let go of the tabby cat, and the tabby cat ran away from Xiaomao.

16. Soil life stem 楤 Rong stem scale Gong stem Huihuang

17. I love to eat x!

18. Call me grandpa and I will give you a red envelope

19. Youth is gone, but acne is still there

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21. Eight Hundred pacesetters run to the north slope

22. The Red Carp family has a little green donkey named Li Duidu

23. Huahua has two red flowers, and Honghong has two yellow flowers. Huahua wants yellow flowers, and Honghong wants red flowers. Huahua gives Honghong a red flower, and Honghong gives Huahua a yellow flower. .

24. A gourd of wine is worth nine liang and a gourd of oil is worth six liang and nine. For 6 liang or 9 of oil, you need to replace 9 liang or 6 of wine. For 9 liang or 9 of wine, you don’t need to replace 6 liang or 9 of oil.

26.烓火wēi

27.煊火xuān

28. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.

29. Who does not make mistakes in youth

30. I just ate Xiang

31. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism.

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32. A good married man!

33. 掱品pá

34. Red Carp said that his family’s Li Cui was greener than Green Carp’s family’s Lu Lili

35. Gu Mei Gray Black, black pot eyebrow gray. Guo Mei Gray describes eyebrows as black, gray and black, Gu Mei Gray does not describe eyebrows as gray and black, and shield does not black.

36. Mix garlic noodles with noodles, mix garlic with noodles, and eat garlic noodles with garlic cloves; mix garlic noodles with garlic, and eat garlic cloves with noodles.

37. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

38. I am a fool

39. A half can is a half can, Two half cans are one can; three half cans are one and a half cans; four half cans are two cans; five half cans are two and a half cans; six half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine It's half a can. Please calculate how many cans it is.

A collection of forty humorous QQ voice command red envelope sentences

A collection of humorous QQ voice command red envelope sentences Part 1

1. Lang Nianniang comes to Niang Niang

2. Is it difficult for Luna to get the blue? It is difficult to get the blue. It is difficult to get the blue. 3. Yanwang yǎn

4. The eyebrows of the pot are gray and black, and the eyebrows of the black pot are gray. Guo Mei Gray describes eyebrows as black, gray and black, Gu Mei Gray does not describe eyebrows as gray and black, and shield does not black.

5. There was a pear on the plate and a piece of plasticine on the table. Xiaoli used the clay to learn how to squeeze the pear. She watched the pear being squeezed into the clay with her hands and compared the real pear with the fake one;

6. When the grass is poured out, the rice is poured out; when the grass is poured out, the rice is also poured out. Don’t throw out the rice before you throw out the grass; don’t throw out the straw when you put the rice down.

7. Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the table, seven warblers on the tree, and seven nails on the wall. Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars.

8. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism.

9. Coach Lan is a female coach, Coach Lu is a male coach, Coach Lan is not a male coach, and Coach Lu is not Female coach. Lan Nan is the main player in the men's basketball team, and Lu Nan is the main player in the women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team, and coach Lan trains Lu Nan in the women's basketball team.

10. Talking nonsense will cost you phone money, and chemical fertilizers will evaporate and become waste

11. Take a peek at kuīqù

12. Ugly mushroom heads

13. Let go of that aunt

14. Da Xi Ji Xiao Xiao Xu Cereinao Ax Mei Hua Nu Xiao Fu Ni

15. Rent half of the bed

16 .Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds and purple grapes. If you eat grapes, you won’t spit out the grape skins. If you don’t eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins.

17. The dragon is angry with the farmers and the dragon is afraid of the farmers.

18. Long hair swaying in the wind

19. Youth is gone, but acne is still there

20. 掱品pá humorous QQ voice password red envelope Sentence Part 2

21. Lao Fang carries the yellow cover, and Lao Huang carries the square cover. Lao Fang wants to use Lao Huang's Fang cover, and Lao Huang wants to use Lao Fang's Yellow cover. In the end, Fang's cover breaks Huang's cover, and Huang's cover breaks Fang's cover.

22. Miaopin miǎo

23. The dragon is angry when the farmer is angry,

24. Lala can bend the trumpet, and Yaya can blow the trumpet. Lala can only bend the trumpet but not blow it; Yaya can only blow the trumpet but not bend it. Lala taught Yaya how to bend the trumpet, and Yaya taught Lala how to play the trumpet. They both laughed happily.

25. Red carp is still greener than green carp.

26. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine pounds of oil. The oil basket was twisted on the back of the cow. The oil basket was worn out and leaked oil. Each basket weighed ninety-nine kilograms, and there were still sixty-six kilograms of oil left. How many pounds of oil did you say you leaked?

27. I don’t like girls with small breasts

28. A small flower drum with a tiger painted on it, and my mother used cloth to patch it up. Is it cloth to mend the drum, or cloth to mend the tiger;

29. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaally

30. Xiao Guo painted a red flower, Xiao Ge painted Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, but Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.

31. I am funny

32. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.

33. There is Yan Yuanyan in front of the mountain, and there is Yan Yuanyan behind the mountain. The two came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don’t know whether Yan Yuanyan’s eyes are rounder, or Yan Yuanyuan’s eyes are better than Yan Yuanyan’s. The eyes are round?

34. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three and a half cans are one and a half cans, four and a half cans are two cans; five and a half cans are two and a half cans Two and a half cans, six and a half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many cans they are.

35. The guillotine hangs upside down and the dagger is hung upside down. The gangster steps on the stage to steal the dagger. The guillotine collapses and the thief falls down, and the daggers clink and drop.

36. A horse ran on the road and hit the tiles on the roadside. The tiles broke the horse, and the horse broke the tiles. If the tile wants the horse, the horse will pay for the tile, and if the horse wants the tile, the horse will pay.

37. Male actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms, and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Male actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

38.籱王　tiàn

39. Bite milk, drink bread, and carry the leather bag on the train. East and West Street, walking north and south, I saw people biting dogs when I went out. I picked up a dog to hit bricks, but I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand. A collection of forty red envelope copywriting with voice commands that make friends happy

Red envelope copywriting with voice commands that make friends happy (Part 1)

1. Red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl If the rice bowl is full, the yellow rice bowl will fill the rice bowl half; if the yellow rice bowl fills half of the rice bowl, the rice bowl will be as full as the red rice bowl.

2. When the grass is poured out, the rice is poured out; when the grass is poured out, the rice is also poured out. Don’t throw out the rice before you throw out the grass; don’t throw out the straw when you put the rice down.

3. Red carp, green carp, green donkey and meat carp

4. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple, and forty-four astringent persimmons are grown on the trees in front of the temple. , the forty-four stone lions did not eat the forty-four astringent persimmons, but the forty-four astringent persimmons ate the forty-four stone lions.

5. If you know how to stew frozen tofu, come and stew my stewed frozen tofu; if you don’t know how to stew frozen tofu, don’t stew it randomly and spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

6.彳亍chìchu

7. meandering yǐlǐ

8.燚火yì

9. I am afraid of being full and lazy when I study , Difficulty, I have a full, lazy, difficult, if you do n’t see it, you do n’t have to see it. You are lost in your heart.

10. The guillotine hangs upside down and the dagger is hung upside down. The gangster steps on the stage to steal the dagger. The guillotine collapses and the thief falls down, and the daggers clink and drop.

11. I am funny

12. I will give you a raise and treat you to dinner

13. You wait for me to buy you oranges

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14. Ying Wang yīng

15. The white cat has a black nose, the black cat has a white nose, the black cat’s white nose is broken, the white cat’s black nose is broken, the white cat’s black nose is broken , Peel off the chaff and mend the nose. The white nose of the black cat is not broken. Don’t peel off the chaff to mend the nose.

16. King Xuan shēng

17. There is a vine on a high mountain, with a copper bell hanging on the head of the vine. The wind moves the vine and the copper bell moves. The wind stops the vine and the copper bell stops. .

18. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three and a half cans are one and a half cans, four and a half cans are two cans; five and a half cans are two and a half cans, Six and a half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many cans they are.

19. Lang Nianniang comes to Niangniang

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21. Bite the milk, Drinking bread and carrying a leather bag on the train. East and West Street, walking north and south, I saw people biting dogs when I went out. I picked up a dog to hit bricks, but I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hand.

22. Thank you, Dad

23. The eyebrows of a pot are gray and black, and the eyebrows of a black pot are gray. Guo Mei Gray describes eyebrows as black, gray and black, Gu Mei Gray does not describe eyebrows as gray and black, and shield does not black.

24. You can stew my stewed frozen tofu, stew my stewed frozen tofu, you can’t stew my stewed frozen tofu. The drama pretends to know how to stew my stewed frozen tofu, stew it randomly, stew it randomly. , the stew ruined my stewed frozen tofu!

25. I just ate xiang

26. Essentially gay

27. Talking nonsense will cost money and the fertilizer will evaporate and it will be useless

29. A gourd of wine is worth nine liang and a gourd of oil is worth six liang and nine. For 6 liang or 9 of oil, you need to replace 9 liang or 6 of wine. For 9 liang or 9 of wine, you don’t need to replace 6 liang or 9 of oil.

30.鉉品biāo

31. Lang Loves Niang Lai Niang Loves Lang

32. Cowherd Loves Liu Niang

33. Xuan 火 xuǎn

34. Two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, pity the two pairs of hanging birds on the beam, looking at the two pairs of hanging birds in the mud, pity the mud The two pairs of birds hanging upside down inside are also looking at the two pairs of hanging birds hanging upside down on the beam.

35. Niu Lian Liu Lai Liu Lian Niu

36. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds are purple, eating grapes will not spit out grape skins, not eating grapes will spit out grape skins .

37. The angry dragon made the farmer even angrier.

38. The father took the baby and ran to the cloth shop to buy cloth to make a robe. The baby would not run away after wearing the robe. If the cloth robe is torn, you need to use cloth to repair it, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth to repair the robe.

39. If you are not cheap, you will not be happy