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Funny short messages in the year of the rat in 2008, urgently needed! !

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a greeting card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

Wish the golden mouse open Thailand! Happy mouse! Rat hoof forge ahead! Proud mouse!

2. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Rat and a wide range of financial resources. Congratulations on getting rich!

The least element in nature is love, and the most is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy Year of the Rat.

4. You and I embrace and listen to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings. Around our dreams, our full love turns into a sincere blessing "Happy New Year"!

5, Happy New Year, three mice open Thailand, triumphant, all the best, smooth sailing, perfect, rich, rich.

6, He Xinchun, a holiday, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best! Prosperity, prosperity, three mice open Thailand to welcome the prosperous times!

I wish you success in your career and a happy new year.

8. On this New Year's Eve! I sincerely wish you good luck and always accompany you! Laugh often!

9. Happy New Year! Happy new year! ! ! Happy new year to you all! ! Year of the Rat New Year message

10, people have an eye, and there is nothing that does not shine; If you do things according to your conscience, it is spring everywhere.

1 1, I wish you can't finish eating mountain rat cotton mice, travel abroad and bring buckets of foreign money ... In short, mice are blessed and mice are at home! ! !

12 I quietly put my blessings and hopes under the melted snow cover, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round.

13, Happy New Year! I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job.

14, promotion, wealth, mouse pride! -

15, wish you a happy new year, good luck and all your wishes come true!

16, I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness as the East China Sea and long life as the South Mountain!

17, I wish you and your family a happy New Year's Day and a lucky Year of the Rat!

18, I wish you a smooth sailing, and "Rat Rat" is proud!

19. In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a greeting card during the Spring Festival. Please write your blessing in as many RMB as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

20. In the Year of the Rat, I wish you a comfortable job, a happy salary, a warm bed, a close friend and a United lover. All goes well, always happy and all goes well!

2 1, days have increased people's life span, and spring is full of hard work.

22. Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Congratulations on getting rich! Laugh often!

I wish you good health, happy new year and smooth work! Let's join hands to create a better tomorrow!

24. The role of ponytail is the surprise of golden mouse, and the blessing of old friends is eternal love. If the blessing has been said by thousands of people, I will be lucky to save them.

You are happy today, sweet tonight, smooth this year, happy this life and healthy this life.

26, new year, I wish you a good mood every day!

27. My wish for the Year of the Rat: the cement road grows grass, the hot pot falls off, the leather clothing shop closes, and everyone is a mouse.

28. A seven-day tour of Afghanistan, a new tourist route for the New Year, was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp and learning how to make bombs and anthrax viruses. Those who achieve excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden.

29. I wish you a prosperous business, rich financial resources and all the best in the new year! Year of the Rat New Year message

I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job. Happy life!

3 1, I wish the Year of the Rat "money" is like brocade, "wealth" is like the East China Sea, "thinness" is better than Nanshan, "mouse" is proud of foreign countries, "fragrance" is happy with spring!

32. A new year, new wishes, new hopes and a new life. I wish you a happy new year, a happy new year and a happy new life!

33. congratulations In the new year, the Buddha will bless you, the God of Wealth will support you, Guan Gong will protect you, and the Western God will surround you. Congratulations!

34, Buddha spectrum photo! God bless! Everything is lucky! Congratulations on getting rich!

Open the window, let the wind of Spring Festival blow into your house, let the snow of Spring Festival fly into your house, and let my Spring Festival wishes float into your heart through this news.

36, steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish ... Fish is endless, just like a fish in the water, mixed with good and evil, mixed with good and evil, incoherent. Happy Year of the Rat!

37. The new year opens up new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years and let laughter and tears. Love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in your heart. Happy Year of the Rat!

38. Tianzeng Life Insurance and Chunman Achievement Method. Three mice bring good luck to Thailand, and Five Blessingg is rich in financial resources. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and health! !

39. In the coming Spring Festival, I wish my friends: good things and good luck!

40. New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, and everything starts from scratch. A good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a successful person forever.

4 1, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

On this happy day, after such a long separation, may the New Year bell bring you peace and joy, and wish you a new century.

43. I wish you a happy and proud Year of the Rat: bad luck to go away; Good luck is pride; Beautiful spring and snow; Be generous and blessed; Everything is yangguan avenue!

44. The New Year's bell is ringing, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

45. At the moment when the New Year bell is about to ring, let's wish a happy New Year!

46. I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

47. Happy New Year! I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job. Happy life! Have a good mood every day!

48. In the new year, I tell you gently that a friend will always bless you.

49. I only made one wish for the meteor shower: May all your wishes come true in the new year! Happy new year! _

50. Snowflakes all over the sky are dancing notes, which are composed into music with thoughts and happy New Year with wishes!

5 1, the mountains are good and the water is good. Happy New Year, great happiness, little happiness and happiness for the whole family. .

52, He Xinchun, a holiday, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, proud mouse!

53. May all expectations and blessings flock to you, make your festival full of joy, and wish you more splendid and beautiful every year.

54. I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at constant temperature. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

55. Happy New Year. Blessing is a sincere wish. Don't sing a heart song in a thousand words. May you be safe and happy!

56. I won't give you a gift on New Year's Day and Spring Festival, but I will send you a text message. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. And let me tell you, the god of wealth has followed you.

57. Let the bright moon take away my thoughts of you, let the breeze send my love to you, and let the welcome bell bring you my voice calling for your happiness.

58. Happy New Year and all the best! Happy family! Rich!

59. May good luck be like a mine, often trampled by you; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth is like garbage, which can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

60. SMS New Year greetings, peace all the year round, living and working in peace, prosperity, good luck, striving for the upper reaches, comfort and eternal youth, I wish you happiness!

6 1. In this beautiful winter warm mouse, I look at you who are proud of the mouse and look like you are bullying the weak and afraid of the hard. I really want to say to you: don't pretend, my mouse lamb, I know you love me very much.

I wish you good health in the new year! Academic progress! Happy every day!

63.G0 wishes: progress in the new year! Three mice drive Thai! Everything comes true! Step by step!

64. Celebrating the Spring Festival makes everyone happy. Celebrate the year of fat together. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Rat and always smile.

65, strong and healthy; Ruyi auspicious Fushou Kangning; Happiness is safe from now on; Laugh often and make progress in school; Reviving Zhao Gong's good colors; There is more than one anniversary every year.

66. Happy New Year! Everything is beautiful! Friends and family are laughing and cheering around you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

Flowers spread fragrance, friendship conveys warmth and makes us happy. I wish you a happy new year and all the best in a hopeful year.

68. I worked hard for a whole year and was busy with the Chinese New Year. Just because I didn't see the red envelopes rolling in, I sent a text message to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year and all the best.

69. "Xue Rui is a good year". May every white and beautiful snowflake fly to your side with my blessing, wishing you a happy new year and career development!

70. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

7 1, I wish the Year of the Rat: famous for a while, thriving, brilliant, popular, blockbuster, Malaysia first!

72. A dark horse attracts a mouse, and a mouse is auspicious. Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck. Wealth flows into the river and into the sea, and officials ascend Buddha and cross the wall. Great joy must be sober, Xiangyang is not Luoyang.

On this happy Spring Festival night, let's pray for three things, a good friend, a good appetite and a good dream.

74. You have the intelligence of southerners and the generosity of northerners. I sincerely wish you to be young forever!

75. The New Year is coming! I wish you happiness, happiness and a smile in the new year.

76. We don't accept gifts this year, but only RMB. 100,000 or 80,000 can be used, and both US dollars and euros can be used.

77. Welcome the wealth of the New Year; You are very happy with me! Have a good start; You congratulate me!

78. Happy New Year, always young! Happy!

79. Happy New Year! Welcome to the Spring! I wish you the big prize this year. Everything goes well! Family happiness! May you be happy all the year round.

80. Year of the Rat, Year of the Rat, achievements, don't be proud, fail, don't die, work together, fire, good luck, fall from the sky, share with you, everyone laughs _

8 1, oh! The function of h0 horse's tail is the surprise of Golden Mouse Kaitai. The blessing of an old friend is eternal love. If the blessing has been said by thousands of people, I will be lucky to keep it.

82. It's the Spring Festival in the Year of the Rat. Send a message to say hello. Have a good day and a good night's sleep; Gold falls from the sky and hits your feet; To ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number.

83. Every year has today, and every year has today. Congratulations on getting rich and happy new year! ! !

84. Happy New Year. I wish you happy every day, always happy and wonderful every second.

85. In the spring breeze, under the flowers, chickens and ducklings are playing house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse.

86. At the beginning of the new year, I was beaming. Wish you a happy day! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. The past is like smoke, blowing in the wind. May you be relaxed and happy in spring, summer, autumn and winter!

87. Friend, in the new year, may your heart fly forward with the wings of an angel, and there is no place where you can't go! :)

Weather forecast: In 2008, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

89. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless you: Happy New Year!

90.H0 is happy to welcome the Spring Festival, full of flowers. Congratulations on happiness! Celebrating festivals is the greatest wealth. Celebrate and bless together!

9 1, Happy New Year to all who know me! All the best! Good health! You did a good job. Happy life!

92. A new dress, a New Pants, a pair of new shoes greet you with a new suit, and wish you a "new, new" New Year! scold

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy New Year! Step by step!

94. The horseshoe disease shopping center, which is proud of Chunfeng, is reported to have a prosperous business. Counting money, cramping, buying a car, buying a house, not buying sick pay, improving grades and not working overtime.

95. The New Year is coming! I want to give you all the delicious, pleasant, beautiful and interesting things! I wish you good health, peace and happiness!

96. Flowers are similar from year to year, but people of different ages are different. Happy New Year and all the best!

97. Recently, I bought two catties of fashion in Xujiahui, three catties of romance in Huaihai Road, and made eight catties of happiness by myself, thus cutting off a ton of worries from my heart.

Click a colon to tell you that the year of the rat is auspicious; Write a comma to congratulate the New Year. Draw a full stop and wish you a happy new year. Moved by an exclamation point, you will gather love in the new year. Draw a quotation mark to include you, and the new year is blessed; Circle a bracket to lock you up and gather wealth in the new year; A line of ellipsis condenses a thousand words, wishing you a happy New Year and a happy family!

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In the year of the rat, there are countless blessings, and the blessing is the starting point, and the blessing is endless. The blessing is the only blessing except the blessing. I wish you a happy and safe New Year!

The snowflake flying all over the sky in the Year of the Rat is a butterfly. Collect the fragrance of missing, pass on the flowers of blessing, take you into a sweet dream, and wish you a safe life!

The green leaves in the Year of the Rat are full of deep affection for the roots. I am full of thoughts about my hometown in other places. I miss you and my relatives every festive season. Best wishes, may the happy life of the whole family be sweeter! Year of the Rat SMS Greeting Classic SMS Greeting Card Greeting

Sunrise+sunset in the Year of Rat = morning and evening; Moon+stars = infinite thoughts; Chimonanthus praecox+snowflake = looking forward to the Spring Festival; Meteor+heart = blessing; I wish you a happy New Year!

In the Year of the Rat, wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. Riding the wind of desire, raise the sail of happiness and sail the boat of blessing to the other side of eternal happiness. Gentle greetings: How are you?

In the Year of the Rat, the river is endless, far away from you and me. The new year is coming, and I have been thinking about you. I wish you a happy New Year! Year of the Rat SMS Greeting Classic SMS Greeting Card Greeting

The splendor of the Year of the Rat, the transparency of the rain, the persistence of the clouds, the deep affection of the rain, the care of missing, the sincerity of love, the eternity of the stars, and your unforgettable. Sincerely bless you-Happy New Year! ] Year of the Rat SMS greeting card greetings

Green in the Year of the Rat is the color of life, and green romance is the vitality of life. In this green world, the joy of the New Year is full of winter, and the wine red of the festival is covered with fresh green. The new year has a new look!

Only those who know how to live in the Year of the Rat can appreciate the freshness of wintersweet. Only those who care can feel the beauty of life; Only those who make unremitting efforts can deeply know that happiness is hard-won. I wish you success in your career in the new year!