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It rained today. Do you want to send a message to your girlfriend? What should I send?

If your girlfriend is out of town, you can send: Honey, it's raining here, is it raining there? If it rains without an umbrella, you can take a taxi home and don't get caught in the rain.

If your girlfriend is in the same place with you, you can send: Honey, it's raining. I'll come out early after work and pick you up at your house.