Humorous sentences to evaluate the rise in oil prices

Humorous sentences to evaluate the rise in oil prices are:

I suddenly decided to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog carry me? If it can't carry me, how can I have the money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical, so I'd better keep more dogs.

I said the oil price was too high, and you said Sweden was higher. I said Swedish roads are free, and you said Japan charges. I said that wages in Japan are high, and you said that Russia is not high. I said that Russia has universal health insurance, and you said that India has no health insurance. I said India didn't tear it down, and you said Iraq was bombed. I said that Iraq has freedom, and you said that North Korea is worse. I said North Korea has low-rent housing, and you said Afghanistan still lives in caves. I said you are over 60 years old. Why can't you learn better?

People of all ethnic groups in the country welcomed the rise in oil prices, and said that there was no pressure and little impact. Hearing that oil prices have risen again for no reason, ordinary people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applaud. International news: American oil workers go on strike on a large scale. According to the news released by the Associated Press, the reason for the strike is suspected to be that the oil price is too low and the scene is very chaotic. Strikes have spread widely, and it is estimated that 98% of Americans live in dire straits.

Hey! With the rise in oil prices, cremation is very popular among the rich. If someone dies at home and is not cremated with gasoline, you are embarrassed to say hello when you go out!

We finally achieved Chairman Mao's grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.