Selected short humorous jokes

Selected and short humorous jokes

Selected and short humorous jokes. In life, some people will read some jokes because they are bored or in a bad mood. It can make us feel better instantly. Let me take a look at the short selection of humorous jokes and related information with you. Selected short humorous jokes 1

1. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

2. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chicken has a mental problem and won't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and the hen were anxious and hid aside to watch the chicks. The stupid chicken didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at his phone.

3. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hook nose, a toad mouth, mouse eyes, bandy legs, a mouth under the nose, drooling.

4. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a bird.

5. No matter how big a woman’s matter is, it is still a small matter; no matter how small a brother’s matter is, it is still a big matter. It’s not about eating in one place for the rest of your life, but eating wherever you go for the rest of your life.

6. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love; us?

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7. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

8. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

9. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by producing and selling their own goods, and no man can be self-taught.

10. Format yourself just to delete you. Short selection of humorous jokes 2

1. Xiao Ming said to his friends: "My father is very fierce and beats people, but my mother never hits me." The friend said with envy: " Then your mother must love you very much." Xiao Ming replied resentfully: "Not necessarily, as long as I don't obey, my mother will hand me over to my father."

2. Liking you does not necessarily mean loving you, loving you does not necessarily mean marrying you, marrying you does not necessarily mean having a child, and if you give birth to a child, the child’s father may not be you.

3. Although there have been endless news about "suspected zombies that eat people" recently, I still feel that I am weak compared to the cook aunt in the university cafeteria. There were two groups of cooks in my college. One group would ask you with a smile: "What classmate do you want to eat?" The other group would impatiently say: "There are so many people behind you, which one do you want to eat?"

4. There are many outstanding men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one relationship that belongs to you. Never change your true love because of other people’s eyes, and never lose it by living in the eyes of others. You should never be too greedy, otherwise what you lose is something you will regret for the rest of your life.

5. What you lose is a pile of fat, but what you gain is the whole world.

6. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

7. The deep and confusing eyes make everyone feel weird Yes, the campus is full of homosexuality.

8. The body is hot, and desire is boiling in the body like boiling water. But he just caressed and kissed, treated every vegetable carefully like on the chopping board, cut and cleaned it, but never put it in the pot.

9. If you really love someone, you must love him as he is, love his good qualities as well as his bad qualities, love his strengths as well as his shortcomings, and never hope that he will change just because you love him. Become what you want,

10. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep! Selected short and humorous jokes 3

< p> 1. Don’t be discouraged, my friend. Without her, there will be one less person to sleep in the bed and one less person to cook in the kitchen.

2. I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I will wipe your sweat when you are tired; I am afraid that when you write, your hand will tremble with my heart. !

3. I am the white clouds, covering you from the scorching sun, I am the breeze, singing softly for you, I am the rain and dew, moisturizing your face, I am the shooting star, making a wish for you!

4. Before marriage, I hope that what you have is mine, and what is mine is yours. After marriage, I am sure that what is yours is mine, and what is mine is yours. After divorce, you are still yours and I am still mine.

5. I called you on the beach, but was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain, but was blown away by the wind; I called you on the street, wow! Taken away by the police!

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6. Woman: How do you know you fall in love with me? Man: I have insomnia because I miss New Year. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother also loses sleep because of you, but I know she does not love you!

7. The relationship is in arrears, the love has stopped, the promise is empty, and the trust is gone Shut down, care cannot be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, life is completely frozen!

8. Forgive me for giving your mobile phone number to a stranger, his name is Cupid, and he said he wanted to help me Tell you, my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

9. Love is the longing in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine. Wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

10. Leave (6) my heart to you, deceive (7) me and trick me into doing whatever I want with you, steal (8) my heart and soul and give it to you, and for a long time (9) I have moved you for a long time, and I really have you.