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Euphemistic and funny confession sentences

1. Keeping you is a lifelong oath, loving you is a lifelong goal, loving you is a lifelong career, and loving you is a lifelong commitment. I love you, my dear, and I love you forever. May you always be happy.

2. I will fill the memory of my mobile phone with your information. I will fill my heart with my thoughts about you and turn my most sincere feelings for you into inside information, because I want you to be my wife!

3. Hungry, I began to eat, I was full, I began to miss you, I felt sleepy, I began to sleep, I opened my eyes, and I began to miss you. In fact, nothing happened at the moment when night fell.

4. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me, and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong pledge.

5. Don't fall in love for loneliness, otherwise it will last for a long time; Don't get married for responsibility, or you will suffer all your life; Don't get married for gratitude, or you will regret it for life. If you are wrong, learn to let go; By the way, be sure to cherish it.

6. My heart is full of thoughts. I miss your sweet smiling face, and I repeat the sweet pictures in the past. Why does love disappear in an instant? How I wish you would suddenly appear around me and realize the prediction of eternal happiness!

7. Fate, let me meet you; Feeling makes me secretly like you; Time, let me remember you forever. Miss, let me keep thinking of you. Heartache reminds me of you all the time. In my heart, everything is you. Only, I will lose you forever!

8. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

9. Although my eyes are big, I can't see your figure at any time; Although the ears are smart, they can't hear your voice at any time; Fortunately, I have a heart that loves you and can miss you anytime and anywhere!

1. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to tell you in my heart. But I am afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

11. I love you, not just a simple sentence, but a summary of my thoughts about you day and night, a statement of my concern for you, my commitment to your future life, and my oath of love for you and me. 52, I love you and let me hold your hand. From now on, you and I will never part and love each other forever.

12. The mountains are green and the water is blue. Listen to me. I swear: Even if love is just one word, even if we have no afterlife, even if there is no tomorrow today, I am willing to try all the efforts to make you happy. I don't care whether it's pain or torture, or whether it's loss or gain. You will always be my choice with no regrets in this life!

13. I miss your feelings, like fog, like clouds and like rain, entangled in my heart; The visibility in front of you is extremely low, and I can only see you; Surging thoughts, hitting the heart embankment, body and mind are haggard and twisted for you. When I saw the rainbow after the rain, I saw you.

14. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I once laughed for the little joy you gave you; I have cried, because you were inadvertently left out.

15. I miss you in every starry night, I miss you by my side and watch the stars shine together; I love you every second I breathe, and my heart will never stop and I will never be separated from you.

16. I dare not look at you, and I blush when I look at you; I dare not open my eyes, and I will see you when I open my eyes; Dare not miss you, but dream of you as soon as I think about it; I dare not talk about you. I can't stop talking when I say it. Can I love you?

17. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die soon. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that if I die, no one will love you like me!

18. I am full of energy because of you. Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine what the world would be like without you.

19. What's wrong with me? I can't help thinking about you, just like a bird can't help flying; I can't help dreaming of you, just like a rose can't help blooming; I can't help sending you messages, just like my heart can't help but miss you.

2. Every dewdrop is full of my endless thoughts; Every breeze brings my gentle greetings; Every night, I miss you trouble sleeping; Every season is filled with my constant love. Letter of love, sealed with a kiss!

21. It is so warm to think of you coming to accompany me; Miss your smile is so happy; It is so happy to think of your blessing; What a surprise to think of your luck! May I wish you happiness forever!

22. I am anxious, the moonlight is weak, my lips and teeth are fragrant, and I hope that it will be rich and meaningful, and I will look forward to it without hesitation. Miss you, like a forward wheel flying with attachment, knocking my ups and downs like lonely notes of snowflakes, dazzling my thoughts at night.

23. The breeze makes waves, the red leaves fall with memories, and the clouds blow away in the air, but the thoughts in my heart are getting stronger and stronger. I would like to turn into a beautiful butterfly, flying among the flowers of your love and lingering alone.

24. I sit calmly by the window, but my missing heart has eloped with you, and my free soul is flying under the moon. I want to hug you and talk about love! I am quietly watching the picturesque moonlight, and my heart has blossomed with love. I am willing to elope with you and go to the end of the world!

25, the sky is bluer when the strong wind passes, and it is a sincere sun and moon. Yingying winter water bends and bends, telling endless love. The leaves are more colorful when they are frosted, and they are invisible when they are involved in love. Infatuated eyes are looking forward to you, and I miss the horizon. Love you forever!

26. There are not many wives, but you are enough; Love is not long, life is enough; Hold your hand and grow old together. Beauty step aside, wife Chang Zaixin. Ladies and hot girls are not as beautiful as their wives. Today is my wife's day, I love you all my life!

27, and of even this bright flame of love, shall there be only ashes?, miss you deeply. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and there is no regret. I only envy Yuanyang, not immortals. I only want husband and wife to be together, hand in hand and heart in heart. I love you and will never change!

28. Your jokes are the antidote to my troubles. Your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I know your goodness, I know your beauty, I need to express my love more, and I wish you smile every day!

29. I have two dimples on my cheeks to let my smile live; I left a space in my heart to let my thoughts live. As a result, my thoughts called you and filled my heart.

3. The wind gently blows my thoughts, and I am full of care. I miss you to the horizon. The stars all over the sky are my affectionate eyes, staring at your beautiful smile, which is saturated with my lifelong love and love you forever.

31. I don't see you on weekdays, but I only hear from you on the Internet. I only pursue your footprints on the Internet, but I am always disappointed. My heart has long missed you.

32. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread is always in the kite man's palm, and no matter where I am, my heart is always with you!

33. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only people who love each other can understand you best.

34. Long cold nights and long dreams are full of long thoughts. I put my long love for you, with the long wind, gently sent to your pillow, whispering, I am telling the truth: love you forever!

35. Cut a ray of sunshine, fold it into the shape of missing, put it in a vase full of love, stare with true feelings, brew with infatuation, and then sprinkle it everywhere you are, just to let love surround you.

36. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic from Shandong and pepper from Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dream that your time passes too fast. I hope it's not a long wait to have you.

37. You have me in your heart, and I have you in my heart, and my heart is mutual; You care about me and I miss you. You care about me and I take care of you, and they are United; You are happy because of me and I am happy because of you, happy every day! May we be happy to the old age wholeheartedly!

38. It's raining, and I miss you every day. The moon is hazy, my feelings are deep, and my feelings for you are true; The sky is blue, I am eager, and everything is as I wish. May my thoughts bring you endless happiness!

39. I will never forget your incomparable shyness, your gentle bow, your affectionate eyes and your inexplicable sadness. Although you failed to stay by my side, my thoughts have never stopped, and my love is always in my heart.

4. Layers of clouds can't cover the starlight of missing; The hustle and bustle of feasting, disturbing the persistent heart; In the dense back, filtering you, I recognized you at a glance, because this is only your beauty.

41. I miss you so much that I can't get along with anyone. I'm not welcome anywhere, and my heart has nothing to do. Please send me a message!

42, light wind, light clouds, light dreams, light feelings. The faint family is peaceful, the faint marriage is warm, the faint days are quiet, and the faint life is really happy!

43. I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

44. When I met you, I signed a contract with my heart to be your forever friend. Forgive me for not contacting you often, but your name is not only in my mobile phone, but also in my mind. It won't be long, just this life!

45. When I walk into spring, the subtle rain is your bright eyes; I walk into summer, and the bright sunshine is your wanton smile; When I walk into autumn, the fallen leaves are your pouting mouth; I walk into winter, and the falling snow flowers are your long hair. After four seasons, I can't get out of you. Honey, I miss you!

46. When I meet you in my life, my life will be colorful. You are the only one for me, and I will accompany you all my life. No matter how stormy this life is, we will always be together.

47, three times seven, 21, whatever. Regardless of you, regardless of you, can't ignore you. I miss you too late, and my heart is always together. Love you, spoil you, regardless of love you to death!

48. I love you. I really love you. I will have you from generation to generation. My thoughts are only because of you. I wish you all the best, pure and beautiful. Dear, I love you forever.

49. Love at first sight, two sincere hearts, mutual trust, love to this day, ecstasy, hand in hand with you, not talking about separation, longing for each other year after year, staying together for years, and being close to each other. May 2th, I want to say, I love you.

5. There are 12 months in a year, 3 days in a month, 24 hours in a day, 6 minutes in an hour, and 6 seconds in a minute. One second flies quickly, in the blink of an eye. I just want to tell you: I miss you whether I open my eyes or close my eyes! Euphemistic confession

1. I know it's impossible for us, but I still love you sincerely. Although I really want to forget you and hate you, I really can't.

2. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only people who love each other can understand you best.

3. Sometimes I am moved by a word, because I am sincere; Sometimes I will be shed tears by a song because I am emotional; Sometimes I think of memories as habits, because I miss them; Sometimes I send you a short message because I care about you.

4. From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I was waiting for in this life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.

5, and of even this bright flame of love, shall there be only ashes?, miss you deeply. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and there is no regret. I only envy Yuanyang, not immortals. I only want husband and wife to be together, hand in hand and heart in heart. I love you and will never change!

6. I didn't know you existed in this world before, but when I found out, I kept looking in the crowd. Now I finally found it, so I decided to love you all my life.

7. You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any distractions so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that my heart is only you!

8. When I meet you in my life, my life will be colorful. You are the only one for me, and I will accompany you all my life. No matter how stormy this life is, we will always be together.

9. Keeping you is a lifelong oath, loving you is a lifelong goal, loving you is a lifelong career, and loving you is a lifelong commitment. I love you, dear, and I love you forever. May you always be happy.

1. Days are long; The earth is eternal; Love is intoxicating; Love is obsessive; Love is hard to give up; Heart is sincere; You are the only one. I want you to know that I really love you.

11. You told me that you would take care of me all your life, but you broke your promise, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. There is a tear of yours in my heart. When will you come back and dry it?

12, fate, let me meet you; Feeling makes me secretly like you; Time, let me remember you forever. Miss, let me keep thinking of you. Heartache reminds me of you all the time. In my heart, everything is you. Only, I will lose you forever!

13. I dare not look at you, and I blush when I look at you; I dare not open my eyes, and I will see you when I open my eyes; Dare not miss you, but dream of you as soon as I think about it; I dare not talk about you. I can't stop talking when I say it. Can I love you?

14. After one second, my love is more than one point. After one hour, my love is rising. After one day, my love is completely insomnia. After one month, my love has won a great victory. After one year, dear, I am crazy. Come back soon!

15. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic from Shandong and pepper from Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dream that your time passes too fast. I hope it's not a long wait to have you.

16. The mountains are green and the water is blue. Listen to me. I swear: Even if love is just one word, even if we have no afterlife, even if there is no tomorrow today, I am willing to try all the efforts to make you happy. I don't care whether it's pain or torture, or whether it's loss or gain. You will always be my choice with no regrets in this life!

17. You gave me the happiest day in my life, and also gave me a lifetime of sadness. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.

18. I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

19. You are my woman and I am your man. You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me, and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong pledge.

2. Your jokes are the antidote to my troubles. Your unreasonable, only