Wash and sleep. Tell me something interesting.

1, you can see at a glance that people of the same kind will attract each other for a long time. If you want to squeeze into another world, you will be there alone. I advise you to wash and sleep, and stop flopping about.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want assets over 100 million? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to ride Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you think you want to get rich overnight? Do you want assets over 100 million? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to ride Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Do you want to be the master of the world? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep.

3. Who dares to say who is the savior? Alas, wash and sleep.

4. Love at first sight; Destiny takes a hand; Born for each other; Meet each other late; Let's wash and sleep! If you have a good face value!

When I came to you with confidence, I took off my disguise and approached you. I was sentimental and finally got a sentence: wash and sleep.

6. What can be expressed in words, words and actions is not trouble. Well, don't complain about everything, wash and sleep.

7. I have been watching the computer for a long time, and I have spent all my time staring at my eyes. I just wanted to write a poem of my own, but I couldn't write a word for a long time. Wash your fans and go to sleep.

8. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Do you want to be the master of the world? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!

9. How can I love you so much? You love him. Actually, you think too much. Wash and sleep.

10, don't think too much, wash and sleep.

1 1, all kinds of diseases are still tossing in the end, so hurry and wash and sleep.

12, Yang Yang, I miss you so much that you want to sleep! Drink some foot washing water, wash and sleep!

13, okay, that's enough. Why don't you take a shower and get some sleep? The first person to speak turned out to be Ye Xiu. Shit, I want to fight you! Huang Shaotian shouted and pulled out his sword.

Everything looks promising. It seems that everything can be changed as long as you work hard. Forget it! Wash and sleep!

15, wash and sleep, you will accomplish nothing without interest.

16, looking forward to the life that Bajie yearned for, silently feeling the pressure of Wukong's ease, suddenly looking back, I found that only Friar Sand has the ability to survive, and I can still hear Tang Priest's nagging from time to time. Friend, you think too much, wash and sleep!

17, you know, sometimes a person doesn't really mean to ask you to wash and sleep, but he just can't spare the energy to perfunctory you, and he is confused.

18, things in this world have nothing to do with you. Tomorrow will be the same. Wash and sleep.

19, wash and sleep if you have nothing to do, and don't disturb others.

20. The helpless silence in the middle of the night is an irony of time. Take a bath and then go to bed.

2 1, dear friends, love is beautiful and sacred, but you can't run and you can't ask for it. Don't think too much, it's so late, let's all wash and sleep! Haha+_+

22, idiot, wash and sleep, don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

23. People who are kind to you may not fall in love with you, and those who are not kind to you may not hate you. This world is so strange, don't always think about changing yourself, changing the world, wash and sleep. The world won't stop turning because of your disappearance. Don't think you are important. When others see someone better than you, you will give up.

24. Wash and sleep today.

25. Will God arrange a fate encounter for you? Forget it. How can God have this leisure time? Wash and sleep quickly.

If the weather is cold, you can dress yourself. If you are hungry, you can eat by yourself. If it's really hard for you, just listen to this song! Try not to disturb others when you can do things by yourself. The debt of gratitude is the hardest to repay, and the warmth of words can't stop the cold wind. It's not as comfortable as a glass of white wine. Forget it, wash and sleep.

27, a person's night, where should I put my heart? Either wash and sleep, or keep your heart.

28. Who is the Savior? Wash and sleep, or it will be too late.

If feelings are as fragile as glass, wash and sleep.

30. Wash and sleep early. You have everything in your dreams.

3 1, do you want to get rich? Do you want to change your destiny? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!

Wash and sleep, son. Water knows you best because you are just like it.

33. There are trees and branches in the mountains, but I don't know what you are! Since you don't know what you are, wash and sleep early, son, so as not to be sad later!

Have you had enough sleep? Tell me if you haven't slept enough. Tell me if you are interesting.

1. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

2.zgg: Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

Just sleeping, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow

4. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife and sleep after laughing.

I stayed up late to do my homework last night. In class this morning, my eyelids sank involuntarily like lead. Looking at the teacher's vague figure, I gradually bent down and fell on the desk.

6.DM: I suddenly feel like I'm going to fall off a cliff when I sleep, so I wake up with convulsions.

7. God gave everyone a fair day for three hours. For the first eight hours, everyone was working, and for the last eight hours, everyone was sleeping. The difference between people arises in the third eight hours.

At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

9. I just went to bed and suddenly found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

10, the more tired you are, the more you want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

1 1, the color is black, you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

12, I was very tired when I got home today. I went to bed and lay on it with sleepy eyes, and fell asleep slowly.

13, limited time, unlimited sleep.

14, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

15, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm really tired, I'm so tired that I can hardly breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, only facing the computer alone, turn on your favorite music and let the gentle melody caress your tired and injured heart again and again.

16, study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and never stop if you don't understand them.

17, I'm leaving? Li Shu? Body? I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

18, 8. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

19, I am a man, not a god. Close your eyes and fall down.

20. Sleep till the end of time, regardless of the flood.

2 1: When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses.

22. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff, so I will wake up with convulsions.

23. I struggle with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.

24. The teacher has classes above and I sleep below. I can sleep soundly.

I like to close my eyes when sleeping.

26. Sleep is to work hard, and work is to sleep hard.

27. Do you like to hold the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's papers.

28. Children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!

29. Autumn arrived, and I was very depressed. I thought a lot, so I took what I had instructed before and tried to read it, but I didn't finish the last article, so I was sleepy and confused.

In order to find out the cause of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

3 1, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

32. Death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training to death.

33. I want to do push-ups today! Lie down today and stay up tomorrow.

I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know, but I close my eyes and enjoy the darkness.

35. Go to today's class and sleep yesterday's.

When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

38. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.

Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible. ...

4 1,: I go to heaven before going to bed at night []

42. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

43, what is sleep, don't wake up if you have the ability!

44. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Recently, I always wake up every twelve hours because of insomnia.

46. The Spring Festival holiday is fleeting, so don't sigh and complain. Diligence comes first in life, so how can we covet pleasure and waste our time? If you work hard and are not afraid of difficulties, you will gain and be happy. I hope you will step up your efforts after the year, and the leaders will praise your colleagues for loving you. When you become famous, you will break into your own blue sky!

47, happy days: just eat? Is it? Want to sleep? .

School will start soon, and I've got everything ready. Crazy sex.

49. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

5 1, tired and sleepy, time is when I look at the scenery outside the window and watch the beautiful sunset quietly leave. As the sun sets, the world gradually darkens. The day passed quickly. When the sun goes down, it will rise again. What about me? For some reason, I always feel sleepy and tired. Is it the sleep?

52. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch. My grandmother who was shot said she was a long person.

54. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman, drawing water by the well.

55. You are sleeping. Laugh at the thought!

56. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

57. The pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.

58. You don't have to eat or sleep, but you can't miss you.

59. Black is black, and you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

60. I never thought I was afraid of the darkness at night.

6 1, I couldn't sleep long in the morning and died at night.

62. It would be great if there were a big bed at this time. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I have to stick to it.

63, the upper eyelid is heavily placed on the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to support it with a bamboo pole.

64. On the road to success, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, which need to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people feel a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight against difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

65. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

67. It's one o'clock in the morning, and I'm still copying my homework on the Chinese website, but I can't see the words on the screen clearly, and my eyes are hazy.

68. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I was in trouble, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

69. I feel very tired, not only physically but mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings, isn't it that life must bear these so-called setbacks? Am I desperately living or trying to live? I don't even know.

Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

7 1: Some people, like me, occasionally wake up violently when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children's paper.

72. I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers.

73. As long as I am awake, I feel tired and want to sleep. I always dream when I fall asleep, and my dreams are messy and complicated, and I can't recall any fragments when I wake up.

74. Diligent study means never being satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursuing further instructions, expanding more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly setting higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task, be able to meticulously complete the difficulties in learning, actively find the reasons for the difficulties, be brave in overcoming them, and never give up until the difficulties are solved.

75. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

76. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

77. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.

79. people who say good night to sleep often stay half an hour later? Arthur.

80. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

8 1, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

82. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I don't understand, I can't give love, so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. Let me think about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

83. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I feel sleepy and sleepy, but why? I just can't sleep with my eyes closed. It's really hard and helpless.

84. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman hits monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ this is happiness.

I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

86. The two exchanged flowers, one after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

87. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

88. A little neon barely supports the brilliant black, but it reveals a little weakness. A street lamp in full bloom pulls out a black satin, which seems to surround me, but it is still a little blooming at any depth and won't let me sleep. I am struggling, like an ant in an oil pan. Every inch of reason, every inch of skin, seems to be torn to pieces and kneaded into a ball. I wish I were dead.

89. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

90. Rainy days are best for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

9 1: It is said that sudden shivering during sleep is because the nervous system finds you suddenly asleep and thinks you are dead, so it wants to see if you are dead. ...

92. Didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

94. People who cannot find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

95. The most interesting thing in class is to watch others sleep, and then their heads twitch. . .

96, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

97. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

98. He finally came up with a good idea. He tied a rope to his hair, and then tied the other end of the rope to the beam. As soon as he dozes off, he falls asleep, and his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and continue reading. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

99. I haven't thought of long memories for a long time and began to doubt my role in yesterday's world. It seems that I staged a tragedy, which made the audience cry and I smiled numbly. It seems that I put on a comedy, which made people giggle and cry hesitantly. Everyone's world has countless passes. You, me, him, met coldly and separated secretly. I always thought I could be calm in the face of confusion. After a long time, I feel inexplicably tired. Although I am very tired, I am too lazy to find reasons and answers. I gradually feel that simplicity is also a kind of complexity, and leisure is also a kind of fatigue.

100, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

Classic post bar is funny.

1. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

I hate everything that time has given me. It makes me feel the emptiness of death between every heartbeat]

3. What a mandarin duck plays with water, it's all fucking drowned, and what a fly with me, it's all fucking dead.

When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

Primary school students are a team, middle school students are a bunch, and college students are one to one.

6. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

7. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

Listening to the tick of the clock, time flies.

9. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a loving home.

10. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

1 1. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

12. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.

13. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

14. I gave you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars if you need anything.

15. Rats are holding knives, and there are cats and brothels all over the street. Who knows loneliness?

16. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why are you a third wheel between us?

17. If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on with what others fart.

18. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but at night I can't restrain my inner emotions and secretly laugh under the quilt.

19. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back, the man turned his back on me.

20. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether this dime should be picked up on the ground.

2 1. Since drinking XX milk powder, my hair has disappeared and dandruff has become more prominent!

22. In a blink of an eye, it's time for northerners to show off in an ostentatious manner and southerners to tremble.

23. There are two me in the world, one is me who eats, and the other is me who wants to lose weight.

24. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.

25. Today, I want to listen to music with headphones. I found that there was no sound on my left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turned out that I was deaf on my left side. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.

26. Do you know why you care? Because I'm studying!

27. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

I love you very much, but I can't tell you what to do.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

30. The country depends on guns, the people rely on money, and men and women rely on sleep.

3 1. You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

32. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

34. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

I forgot the face of the person I promised to love all my life.

36. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you.

37. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

38. My nephew said excitedly: Uncle, I am a big official! Where is the monitor? I suddenly feel very sad: my uncle is the biggest official in my life and a Q group administrator.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

40. I was going to be as thin as lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.

Sleeping in the wrong position, sleep again-classic and funny.

I can't find it anywhere, and I still sigh at my waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

When you talk to God, you are faith. God is talking to you, you are crazy.

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Every time I see a couple, I sing that song, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."

The most nonsense in the world is the sentence "Smoking is harmful to health" written on the cigarette case.

There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

Making money is as hard as catching dew, but spending money is as fast as running water.

Now I'll tell you my wedding day. Oh, in the audition.

I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.

There is a song called "You are my eyes". Why do I feel blind many times?

Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

Life is a play, and we are all Oscar winners.

Growing old together is not just dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give up on you mercilessly.

The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated.

The world is coming to an end, and there is something I have been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

I'm still young and need some advice. But I don't need your advice.

The advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up.

Don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if you don't have cat money.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When you are old, the mirror is flat.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

The highest level of cuckoldry is a belt with three transgressions and five times.

There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

Before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, I was already pulled out by others.

Life is too short to be sexy, and hard life needs no explanation.

God didn't take special care of me, and he didn't abandon me. He just played with me.

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your son.

Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?

How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

Never play with others, because those who play will be played by others.

Don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

If you two show off in an ostentatious manner again, I will kill you with a light bulb if I am not happy.

I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

Finally, I found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

When others praise me, I am worried. I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

The most terrible thing in life is not the disillusionment of dreams, but the realization of nightmares.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

Now, don't talk about a love that doesn't break up, even if it doesn't hurt your hand.

Animals are always naked, but they are never interested in sex, because the opposite sex is naked.

I live so big that the only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

This is my temper. As long as others ignore me, I won't have the cheek to bother again.

When I was a child, I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets as sugar. Eat sugar when you grow up as a stomach-invigorating and digestion-promoting tablet.

Fart is the soul of shit, and those especially smelly are the ghosts of shit.

It's not that I don't want to play computer in the morning, because it's already noon when I get up.

The little sunflower mother started class, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.

When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!" " "

Life is sometimes like a computer. It collapses when it collapses. It's not negotiable.

I have a good figure, fat but not greasy. Not everyone has such a good figure.

You have a good life, I am happy for you, you have a bad life, and I am happy for the whole world.

What national flag is like a sanitary napkin? Yes, it's the national flag of Japan.

I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I also want to call names gracefully.

How many ignorant girls have been hurt by a neat bangs? I can't let it go. I can't tie it.

If fate grabs your throat, grab its armpit.

I'm not looking down on you. I haven't seen you at all.

Suddenly found that your conscience is gone, which dog took it away.