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Don’t chase appearances, they can be deceiving.
1. I would rather fail at something I like than succeed at something I hate.
2. If you can explain why you like someone, then this is not love. Real love has no reason. You love him without knowing why.
3. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just when you meet the person you have always wanted to meet.
4. When you can’t make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, wait until you decide. Would rather make mistakes than have any regrets.
5. When life sets many hurdles for you, hold on a little longer. After every time you grit your teeth and break through the hurdles, you will find that everything you want is in your hands, and everything you want to lose is left behind.
6. Don’t pursue appearance, it can be deceiving. Don't pursue wealth, it will disappear. Pursue someone who can make you smile often, because a smile will make your dark world suddenly bright and sunny.
7. Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride, and admit that we were wrong. This is not about admitting defeat, but about growing up.
8. There will always be a few stupid years in life, everyone is like this. Happiness means that fools never wake up. Just because love is just meeting someone for whom you are willing to do stupid things.
9. It’s understandable to worry about losing someone you care about, but there’s no need to worry about losing someone who doesn’t care about you.
10. Life is like a train with only an initial stop. After passing one stop after another, some people get off the train, and others get on. Those who get off the train wave to you, and those who get on the train wave to you. wave.
11. Don’t judge me hastily. You just know my name, but you don’t know my story. You have only heard about my behavior, but you don’t know what I have experienced.
12. What you have now should be loved and cherished. Don’t give up easily. Only when some things truly leave can you appreciate the irreparable pain.
13. In the most difficult days, I believe that today’s purgatory is for the longer-term happiness of tomorrow.
14. Life needs constant refreshing. As long as you face life with a smile, life will give you a bright smile.
15. Many memories have begun to become confused, and many years have become smoke in the past. Perhaps, when I look back on all the years, months, and days that I have passed, I find that a few pages in my life have become blank, and I will never be able to return to the original appearance.
16. The most unpleasant thing in the world is to lie to yourself, especially when you know very well that you cannot lie to yourself.
17. Many stories often start with beauty and happiness and end with sadness.
18. Don’t trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much. Because too much can hurt too deeply.
19. Many things are like the sunshine between the fingers, warm and beautiful, but they can never be grasped.
20. There is not much time in life that truly belongs to ourselves. Most of the time, we are either envying other people’s lives or cloning other people’s lives. April Fool's Day deceptive text messages
1. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no suitable holiday for you. You are overage on June 1st, and Women's Day has passed. Now it's better, and it belongs to Your holiday finally arrives tomorrow, happy April Fool’s Day in advance!
2. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you You, these are actually none of your business, as long as you have a happy April Fool's Day!
3. Your state of mind is indifferent to the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that cannot be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is better than that of a god. It's actually good to be carefree and carefree, being a pig!
4. After waiting for a long time, my salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.
5. How to quickly identify fool text messages: the recipients are "foolish" every year, the responders are "foolish" every month, the forwarders are "foolish" every day, and the savers are "foolish" all the time. The deleter’s worries are not “foolish”. Wish you: Happy April Fool’s Day!
6. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: Should I be able to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?
7. There are a lot of text messages on April Fool’s Day, and my blessings are considered the best. There will be no worries immediately after receiving them. There will be less pain after reading them. If you forward them, you will get a higher salary. If you send them in bulk, you will definitely pick up money. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
8. China Mobile Communications users: Due to the recent network debugging, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam the mobile phone on the ground as hard as possible. Repeat several times and the mobile phone will recover. normal. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. It is predicted that in the near future, your IQ index will increase by 50% year-on-year, your laughter level will increase by 50% year-on-year, your facial distortion rate will increase by 50% year-on-year, and your defense level will increase by 50% year-on-year. The chance of being harassed will increase by 50% year-on-year. Overall, your chance of being tricked will increase by 250% year-on-year. April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you can feel 100% happy with a 250 heart!
10. You are a very special person. You have loved celebrating festivals since you were a child. Children's Day, Youth Day, Valentine's Day, almost Father's Day, the classic program April Fool's Day, and Singles' Day will be retained for a long time. I wish you a nourishing life and make every day like a holiday!
11. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren't you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you only have so many things!
12. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the function of withdrawing money. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to withdraw money. A new machine! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. April Fool’s Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. Not only can’t you believe all the text messages you receive, you have to understand them in reverse. There are many text messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them. I will show them off after April Fool’s Day!
14. It is foolish to call right and wrong what is not right. It is foolish to regard wrong as right. It is still foolish to regard right as wrong. Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, or whether it is wrong or wrong, yes or no, what is right is what is right, what is wrong is no, what is wrong is yes, what is right is right and wrong. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!
15. It is rare to be confused, but you must be confused but not confused; to be wise, you must be stupid but not stupid; to act like a fool, you must be foolish but not stupid. Pretending to be stupid is a blessing. Stupid people are stupid and happy, contented and happy. April Fool's Day, be happy and silly!
16. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart and considerate, he carries a mobile phone and is checking text messages. After reading the message, Aizi will quickly reply to the owner's message! Master misses you so much now!
17. Do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: The penalty for wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan for two times, and ten yuan for three times. When I was about to ask how much the monthly subscription was, you raised your hand resolutely and said: Teacher, I want to apply for an annual card!
18. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: Should I be able to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !
19. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city’s online prize-winning event. The bonus is 10,000 yuan. Please go to any bank to collect it with **** and password. : Don’t move. Happy April Fool's Day!
20. Dear user: Due to debugging the network today, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam the mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can. After a few times, the mobile phone will return to normal. .
Happy April Fool's Day!
21. It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I told you it was okay and you still pressed your butt! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, let’s first deceive Liu Xiang into being lame and having a high IQ? , I have good eyes that are deceptive. I don’t want to be fooled and follow me: don’t go to dinner, don’t ask for big gifts, and don’t answer text messages like this! Happy April Fool's Day!
23. The news has been very tight recently, and the planned bank robbery plan has been postponed. The boss tells you not to act rashly to avoid arousing police suspicion. Waiting for notification of specific hands-on time. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!
24. Today is April Fool’s Day, and a special Fool’s Order is issued. Meow like a cat three times to make me smile, roar to the sky three times to scare away the big wolf dog. Now that this order has been issued, I hope you will execute it quickly. April Fools' Day, fools don't obey orders.
25. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get a bang hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walk along the street, and chant Okay, okay! Happy April Fool's Day!
The 26th and April 1st is April Fool’s Day. In order to prevent everyone from being deceived, our company has decided to have a day off without deducting wages or bonuses. Special reminder: Please do not go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other and let us know!
27. The water knows the depth of the fish; God knows the freedom of the bird; nature knows the happiness of the insect; I know your happiness: you must be giggling blankly and silently, it belongs to you The holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!
28. When you are a human being, you must leave room for "foolishness". When you do things, you must spare no effort in "foolishness." Life should be like "foolishness". Today, I was searching for "foolishness" in troubled waters and finally found you. The "foolishness" of slipping through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
29. I’m going to treat you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly, tell me. After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired! Happy April Fool's Day!
30. Received notification from superiors that April Fools’ Day is also a holiday: one minute for the capable, ten minutes for the smart, half an hour for the shrewd, one hour for the smart, half a day for the ordinary, stupid Give it a day! Alas, people like me basically can’t take a vacation, and may have to work overtime! I really envy you, you can have another fun day! Happy holidays in advance!
31. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you You, none of this is any of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
32. According to surveys and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 20xx, the four big fools: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who are not sick and take medicine, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!
33. Donor: The color of the underwear you are wearing today is ominous and unlucky, and it is not good for you. I hope you will take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to keep yourself safe. Good! Good! Happy April Fool's Day!
34. When you are a human being, you must leave room for "foolishness", and when you do things, you must spare no effort in "foolishness". Your life should be like "foolishness", and your career should be smooth with "foolishness". Today I am in troubled waters. "Fool", I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
35. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. Mother Pig arranges: The big pig blocks the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
36. April Fool’s Day, please be a fool for a day: forget all worries and sorrows, keep happiness and joy in your heart; success or failure is left to you, happiness and contentment are enough; cleverness is disturbed by cleverness, It's okay to be confused; occasionally be a little silly, and happiness will accompany you. As a person, you should leave room for "foolishness", and when you do things, you should spare no effort in "foolishness". Your life should be like "foolishness", and your career should be smooth with "foolishness". Today I was searching for "foolishness" in troubled waters, and finally found you. The "foolishness" of slipping through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
37. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would only shake his head or answer "no" no matter what question he was asked. Have you heard of this story? Happy April Fool's Day!
38. Notice: Tomorrow morning, leaders will inspect the work. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required.
Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes! Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!
39. Today there will be a large number of patients suffering from "stupid" syndrome, which manifests itself as disbelief in meeting notices, disobedience to leaders' calls, some people not being able to treat guests, some people not accepting gifts, and not even daring to smile when receiving a text message. . Because only fools are happy on April Fool’s Day!
40. The first kiss was given to cigarettes, the romance was given to wine, the confusion was given to the eyes, the rhythm was given to the music, the first night was given to the dream, the body was given to the lover, the cheating was given to the train, the madness was given to the mind, and The most sober blessing to you: Happy April Fools' Day!
41. Today is April Fool’s Day. I have issued a special Fool’s Order. I will bark like a puppy, and I will be in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky, and my good luck will not stop. I advise you to implement it quickly and come and travel quickly. Ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.
42. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be restored from now on. Men who are still monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months and not more than three years, and fined heavily. Hope it will be implemented! Happy April Fool's Day!
43. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you need to strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman! Happy April Fool's Day!
44. Three obediences and four virtues on April Fool's Day: start with the closest, start with the closest relationship, start with the one with the best temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased It can be played.
45. No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; no matter how wide the sea is, there is always a ship that can carry you; no matter how long the time is, there is always a fate waiting for you; no matter how many festivals there are, there is always a chance. This one is just for you. Before it arrives, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day! April Fool's Day deception
April Fool's Day deception sentences 1. Dear user, hello: Your phone bill balance is less than 0.1 yuan, please sell your sons, daughters, rice, smash pots, sell iron, sell some blood , sell the house, land, wife, and pay the phone bill. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. It rains easily in every city, just like I will miss you wherever I go; missing is a kind of fruit that is sweet but sour, especially at night; full of memories with uncertainty In my mood, I miss you, miss you, and want to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day deceptive sentences 01
Erguotou is one and a half pounds old. He is an expert in love at the age of two. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at the age of three. He cheats and steals at the age of four. This person is young and promising. When you grow up, you have a low IQ. You know that this person is you, but you still insist on seeing it to the end. admire! admire!
Your gentleness is like an angel acting coquettishly, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism ointment on the heart, and your eyes are like cute giant pandas!
If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. Happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fools' Day!
Your influence is so broad, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today except tease you... Happy April Fool's Day! Are you crying, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember, pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size
April Fool’s Day Scam 02
Notice: April Fool’s Day is coming, you will receive it on April 1 The sentences are all false and have completely opposite meanings, please note. The following is the first one: You are the handsome lover of the public who is handsome, graceful, beautiful and has a devilish figure!
Time is really amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don’t panic. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sunlight when talking on the phone! Remember, the higher the better!
You have high blood pressure and high blood lipids, and your position is not high. He doesn’t speak at conferences, he doesn’t speak at small meetings, and his prostate is inflamed. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is prominent.
hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!
I call you an idiot but you still know how to read, I call you a fool and you still know how to get angry, I call you a fool and you still know how to reply with sentences, I call you stupid and you still know how to look at your phone! Happy April Fool's Day! The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; the protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; the protagonist of Children's Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U and the director is I! Happy April Fool's Day!
About April Fool’s Day deceptive sentences 03
1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend. , so he created me. However, God also knows that there are no fools in this world, so he created you by the way.
2. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig!
3. When Tang Seng was taking his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have the leisure to read a sentence!"
4. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "My disease can be cured." 5. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspit. After you climbed up, you actually He said: After all, we have lived in a good era, and even the cesspools are fragrant. A word about appearance
A word about appearance
To judge whether a person is beautiful, what matters is not the appearance, but whether the heart is truly beautiful.
Purity and elegance on the outside should be a reflection of purity and beauty on the inside.
The beauty of a person is not in appearance, but in talent, temperament and character.
A person's achievements can never be measured by everything on his appearance.
The beauty of a person does not lie in the beauty of his appearance, but in the beauty of his soul.
Human beauty is not only the appearance that can be seen with the naked eye, but also the fiery heart that is invisible to the naked eye. But I believe in myself. Because I am beautiful, because my soul is beautiful.
The beauty and purity of a person's appearance should be the expression of the beauty and purity of his heart.
Appearance beauty can only please people's eyes, but inner beauty can infect people's soul.
Any obvious sin can be disguised as sanctimonious.
Talents that are shown off on the outside are in vain, but talents that are hidden deep can bring luck.
What status! What face! How many fools are in awe of your hypocritical appearance.
People often use sincere appearances and pious actions to cover up a devilish heart. There are too many examples of this.
As you get older, people no longer value your appearance, whether you are handsome or not, but your inner charm: your courage and spirit.
All fashionable things will go out of fashion, so if you follow fashion, then when you get old, you will become a superficial person that no one can trust.
Love is eternal. The appearance may change, but the essence never changes.
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