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What big oolong have you met in your life?
Seeing this topic, I thought that when I was in the hospital, the doctor made a big mistake for me. If I were young, I was afraid that my family would know and I would complain. The final result: the boss took special care of me because of my performance and took a paid vacation for one month because: "The hospital told me I was pregnant." It cost me thousands of dollars.
/kloc-May of 0/4, I don't know if it's because of work pressure or something, one month. It was estimated that he would menstruate in the middle and late May, and he didn't come until the end of the month. Then he asked my colleague and then asked my mother. They all said it was normal not to come for 10 days, and now it's June, so they haven't suggested that I go to the hospital. All right! Then go to the hospital.
The company was very busy at that time, so I had to choose the nearest hospital (Hefei Junda Hospital). When I first went there, the doctor said, "Have you eaten anything that is not taboo?" I said, "No! Except occasionally, the company will work overtime to around 12. " The doctor added, "You have to have a blood test first! I can't see anything directly like this. " Then fill up the money and queue up for blood test and urine test, then tell me how long it will take to get the results, and then sit there and wait for the report. Finally, I reported it to the doctor. At that time, the doctor said, "The little girl now doesn't care about herself at all. She didn't know she was pregnant and went to the hospital to play tricks. " I was angry at that time: "I don't even have a boyfriend, and I don't have a private life. Where can I work overtime every day to find someone? " The doctor said, "Then do this!" Now, according to this result, the child is not formed. Come back for a blood test next week! "After going back, I told my girlfriend that after listening to it, my girlfriend said that I will accompany you every day. I don't know if you have anyone! " Then he said, "Tell you what! If you go again next week, maybe your period will come in the meantime. "But unfortunately, menstruation didn't patronize me.
The second time I went to the hospital, I still followed the normal blood test and urine test results. This time, the doctor said, "This looks a little big. Let's do a B-ultrasound! You see, the child may have run away now. " I was really devastated. Fortunately, I am more calm. I said, "Your hospital can't make a mistake! I don't have a boyfriend, just because my period is late, you say that I am pregnant, that's right! " At that time, the doctor despised me and said, "I know what I did." Wocao, what did I do to make your aunt look at me like that? I don't even know what the problem is. After adding the money, I took these odds and ends to queue up for B-ultrasound, and finally it was me. The doctor looked left and right and said directly, "You have to have an operation! This ectopic pregnancy! Without children, sperm can take root and sprout directly outside without touching eggs. It is useless to do surgery. " At that time, I was so scared that I cried directly: "I haven't graduated yet! A student with nothing, I am afraid of you. " The doctor said, "Well, have a look, or the medicine will flow." I looked confused ... I said, "I'll think about it." Then he left.
After a few days, I found that my appetite changed and I liked sour plums. This time, I changed to a hospital (the hospital at Nanqili Station in Hefei). I showed all the results I had done before to the doctor. The doctor listened to my words and said, "Just say, if you don't feel at ease, go to the gastroenterology department for a blood test." When I came out of the Department of Gastroenterology, I went to the doctor at the beginning of the report (a trip to the toilet means that menstruation has finally come), and the doctor said, "The reason why you don't come to menstruation is because of too much work pressure, too much cold food, lack of sleep and irregular diet, which leads to a big belly. You haven't defecated for a long time, have you? " I replied, "Yes." The doctor added, "I won't comment on the hospital you went to, but according to your test report, you are not pregnant, let alone an unreliable ectopic pregnancy." Pay more attention to rest when you go back, and don't often stay up late. "During this time, my colleagues treated me like a pregnant woman and waited on me carefully.
Until later, I have never been to that hospital (including all the hospitals that advertise now, I don't believe it, and it is enough for a big yellow flower girl to have a check-up and say that she is pregnant). Think about it, it's a good thing I didn't listen to you say surgery, otherwise I would have less parts on me!
When I was late for class in senior one, I rushed into the classroom and made a mistake. At that time, Grade One 1 class-Grade One Class 5 was on the fifth floor, Grade One Class 6-Grade One1class 0 was on the fourth floor. That morning, my classmates and I rushed into the classroom in a hurry and calmly pulled the stool to get the books for class. As a result, the teacher came and said, "two classmates, are you new here?" I haven't seen you before! " It was me and my classmates who didn't react at that time. We have been looking around. Then the teacher came up to us and found out, where is this? These people are not from our class! Then we really rushed out of the classroom together. When I was in our class, I remember standing in the corridor with my classmates for a class. Although it happened in 2004, I suddenly remembered what my friend wrote above. At that time, the teacher didn't listen to the explanation and explained that it was a bad boy. Now I understand: that thing was really an oolong!
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