Humorous and witty sentences for marriage proposal

1. My sister is thirty-five this year. She is considered to be the leader of the saints. She dresses twenty-five and charms countless young calves. She has a stable job and counts money. In order to deceive her husband, she keeps texting until she is shaking.

2. I like that your attitude towards life is optimistic and positive. Know how to laugh at life instead of complaining about it. A nagging man is more despairing than a nagging woman.

3. A text message for marriage proposal: I am free and single, and now I am over 30 years old. I will lend one of my girls to one of them, and I will exchange one for one and one for next year. If there is a text message as proof, you will be compensated ten if it is false (the final right of interpretation belongs to me).

4. I like singing and traveling. I have no pursuits. I collect stamps everywhere. I have an average job. I specialize in software. My salary is average, less than 4,000. I will go to work soon. I have no romantic partner. I am looking for a partner. If we have similar interests, work together and have a happy tomorrow.

5. The destiny is not halfway through, but the love of the middle path is extinguished. This year is only a few years away from Ben San, and I am alone. This is the time to settle down and establish a career.

6. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The stormy days are not easy to bear. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hug. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people’s worries. , everything I have from now on is yours, I am willing to be dragged away by you.

7. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me and have a little happiness that belongs to us! Occasionally hold hands and watch movies to meet at sunrise and sunset.

8. The young man is about to turn 30, and he has not yet started a family. His parents are anxious, so he has no choice but to seek marriage online. The girl's conditions are average, she lives a simple life, has an upright style, and is of good looks and height. Everyone looks happy, marrying into my family can endure hardships, goes to bed late and gets up early to do sewing, misses her husband and children, and is filial to her parents first.

9. Zhengshuaiguo: Auntie, I am as beautiful as a fairy, Sister Sai Feng. I raise my hands and drool. I look for you in my dream to kick over the bed. I eat shyly and spread it all over the table. I overturn the sharp brother with a smile. I am not easy to smash when I am anxious. Yiguo, I sent you a text message to ask for a handsome pot.

10. I said, no! Because there is so much to do. Then, you can go forward with confidence, I know how to create a warm home for you.

11. I don’t have a house yet, my deposit is less than ten thousand, and it looks ordinary. You will get used to it after looking at it a few times. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.

12. The young man is in his early twenties, smart and capable, and not afraid of worries. Although he can be assigned after graduation, he is ambitious and strives for another life. Now he is showing off his skills in sales, earning an annual salary of RMB 100,000 and owning a house. He wants to find a gay female partner and start a business alone to spend his whole life.

13. Boy 2 has a good appearance, a docile personality, no bad habits, a college graduate, a reliable job, a salary of 200 yuan for food and clothing, a house at home, and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dependence, look good, have a good personality, have a good job, the key is hard work, if you are interested, let's chat in the park.

14. My parents know that I am a dull boy, so they always remind me that this is a big deal. Since I was appointed, I have been worried all day and night, fearing that I would make the same mistake again, so as not to hurt my parents. I have been working hard at my job day and night, but I have no money left.

15. An orchard with abundant crops every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not fond of school, graduated from junior high school, likes nature, and stays in the countryside. Life is optimistic, the goal is far-reaching, starting a company, green agriculture, age of marriage, lack of partners, no requirements, ordinary and simple, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.