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Life is a jingle.
Life is a laugh: laugh at troubles and hate, but it's a pity for San Xiao, laugh at illness and escape, laugh at five years old, laugh at six years old, laugh at seven years old, celebrate at eight years old, laugh at nine years old and be wonderful physically and mentally, and laugh at ten years old forever! Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan!
Be happy in life: if you want to be happy all your life, do something; If you want to be happy for a while, be an official; If you want to be happy, dream; If you want a happy family, cook; If you want to make a circle of people happy, be the host!
Money in life: no money in my pocket, no money in my heart, easy for a lifetime; Have money in your pocket, have money in your heart, and work hard all your life; If you have no money in your pocket, you will have money in your heart and suffer for a lifetime; Have money in your pocket but no money in your heart, and be happy all your life!
Feeling of life: Affectionate is silly, heartless is cool, infatuated is silly, and unfeeling is understanding the world! Marriage in life: marriage is called network access, bigamy is called double number card, extramarital love is called call transfer, lovers are called mobile Monternet, divorce is called cancellation number, separation is called departure number, women remarriage is called transfer, men remarriage is called replacement card, and exchange is called Unicom!
Thinking about going to the hospital in life: the longest registration time. The diagnosis time is the shortest. Charges-maximum. People who can see a doctor-at least!
Half-word song of life: reading a half-word song after retirement will naturally make you happier! Since ancient times, life is the most taboo to be half poor, half rich and half stable. Half-life, half-day and half-opportunity, half-taking, half-giving and half-doing. Half deaf, half dumb and half confused, half smart, half stupid and half wise. Half man, half me, half comfortable, half awake, half drunk and half immortal. Half love, half bitterness, half vulgarity, half Zen and half life. Life is half mine, and the other half depends on nature.
The mentality of life: high-profile and low-key, looking at the mind; Big and small things, look at responsibility; Prosperity and adversity, look at it; Is to give up and see desire; Success or failure depends on persistence; Indifferently relieved, look at the mood; The joys and sorrows of the elderly depend on their mentality!
Let go of life: people who can let go are everywhere; People who can't let go are lost everywhere. Don't be fastidious about everything, come when you should; Don't care about anything, just pass it; Don't frown when you are in trouble, smile when you should; Don't force the result, just do it!
Life: born a piece of paper, start a lifetime; Graduation a piece of paper, struggle for a lifetime; Marriage is a piece of paper, which torments you all your life; Be an official and struggle for a lifetime; Money is a piece of paper, hard all your life; Review a piece of paper and regret it for a lifetime; Honor is a piece of paper, and it is a hollow reputation all its life; For a piece of paper to see a doctor, suffering for a lifetime; Eulogize a piece of paper for a lifetime; Dilute these papers and understand them for a lifetime; Forget these papers and have a happy life!
People in life: lively but people look at people, anxious but people wait for people, uncomfortable but people miss people, cruel but harmful, insidious but people count, depressed but people spoil, shameful but people fool, difficult but people ask for help, angry than people, warm but people help, moving but people hurt, reproduction but people!
Author: Travel around the world
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Source: Jane books
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