The immortal automatically replies after reading 40 sentences of praise.

Immortals automatically reply after reading 40 sentences of praise (I) 1. Hello, if you need anything, please find Flash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back.

Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

Your message has been sent to the other party, but you won't reply when you receive it.

6. Please be patient.

7. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.

8. This man has gone to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

9. If you want me, please press eight.

10. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

1 1. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

12. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

13. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you haven't replied, you are married. Thank you.

14. I'm dead. I ask small things, but I feel big things.

15. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.

16. This is too that.

17. I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.

18. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.

19. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

20. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

Automatic reply to 40 sentences praised by immortals (Part II) 2 1. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!

22. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.

23. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

24. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

25. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

26. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

27. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

28. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

29. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

30. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

3 1. All our services are virtual services and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.

32. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

33. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

34. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

35. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword of sunscreen and the lady's shield of sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

36. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

37. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

38. If you don't return, you are studying. If you don't answer, you are stupid.

39. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

40. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

Qq automatic reply statement

Qq automatic reply statement

1, banana, you big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

2. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

3. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you: Go on, I'm listening carefully!

Because of my work, I have been unable to answer countless friends' phone calls, and the most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

5. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

6. This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

7. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

9.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GGDD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

10, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

1 1, it's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

12, I'm not here, warmly welcome the handsome guys and beautiful women to come, please leave a message, frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool down!

13, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

14, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

15, hehe, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

16, the computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

17, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

18. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

19, hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

20. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! Master's inflatable doll

2 1. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

22. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

23. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

25. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

26. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it ... there is a game that has been fooled n times. You're not negotiable.

27. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

28. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

29. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

30. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

3 1, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

Humorous sentences praising people's good cooking (40 highlights)

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why do you want to learn?

2. Happy to cut vegetables and cut out a wonderful life; Happy cooking makes life wonderful; Happy stir fry, stir fry a happy meal. On World Chef's Day, I hope you enjoy cooking, keep cooking delicious and have a happy life!

3. Noodles are your piano board, noodles are your strings, spoons are used for conducting, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are used for playing music, and pots and pans are used to accompany you, so as to pop up a beautiful day and play a colorful tomorrow, World Chef's Day. May your day be colorful.

4. The green color in steamed dumplings is as thin as paper, just like jade. With a gentle bite, the skin is broken, and the dishes made of shrimp, leeks and eggs are refreshing and moist. After eating it, my mouth is still full of shrimp smell, which is really delicious.

My neighbor's mother put a rib in my mouth. I just think sparerib soup is fresh but not greasy. My neighbor's mother told me that her son even finished the sparerib soup and ate half a bowl of rice.

6. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the frying spoon danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily. If you want to ask the master what he is interested in, the customers will be crowded with people to promote my name. World Chef's Day, may the chef show off his cooking skills!

7. frying and cooking are your strengths, and color, fragrance and beauty are your dreams. You cook everything with wonderful hands, you spend the spring and autumn in the kitchen, you adjust your life with various flavors, and your dishes are full of affection and righteousness. International chefs pay tribute to hard-working chefs every day.

8. 300 lychees a day, I don't hesitate to be a Lingnan person.

9. Be a blessed four-happiness ball, and live a long and healthy life; Make a happy sweet potato, just be happy; Make a plate of auspicious braised fish with infinite luck. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy cooking and a happy mood!

10. Delicious is the fruit of hard work, delicious is the crystallization of sweat, cooking is the hype of the master, the white case is meticulously carved, and the red case is the virtue of cooking. World Chef's Day, May the Master: Famous all over the world, art will dominate the world!

1 1. Stinky dried tofu is "hospitable". She always permeates the surrounding air with a strong fragrance, so that people can find its face and smell it first.

12. A cupcake is like chewing the moon, with crispy and fleshy inside.

13. Bring together famous dishes and delicacies from all over the world, and bring together different flavors from all over the world to make you memorable.

14. The skin of soup-filled steamed bread is very thin, even translucent. Open your mouth and take a bite. The delicious juice inside will flow into your mouth, take a bite of the meatball soaked in juice, which is not fat or greasy, and the entrance is smooth ... that's so beautiful!

15. Fresh crucian carp eat silk, celery and green soup; Shu wine is invincible and river fish is beautiful.

16. I used to be a thin man, but now my wife feeds me into a middle-aged greasy uncle!

17. Taste the food, not the menu. Cooking a good pot of food is by no means burning money.

18. You bake pancakes, I love eating, you cook, I love tasting, you make wine, and I love drinking. Thank you for your tireless work and the delicious food you cooked for us. On World Chef's Day, I want to tell you loudly: I love you.

19. I dare to put this sentence here. You come to my house for dinner, and my daughter-in-law won't let you eat repeated dishes for ten days and a half. That's awesome!

20. Make a happy cake and live a happy life; Make delicious food and be happy forever; Make auspicious dishes, good luck; Make healthy food and live longer.

Humor praises people's cooking. Good sentence 2 2 1. Steaming troubles, happiness bubbling in hot soup; Fry sadness, happiness boils in the hot air; Spoons and spoons play a happy tone; Oil and salt sauce vinegar, seasoning the beauty of life; World Chef's Day, I wish dinner specially prepared for you. May you enjoy happiness and taste the taste of a happy life!

22. Zongzi is made of pure white glutinous rice and red dates wrapped in green reed leaves. Peel off the reed leaves after cooking, and it seems that there are still a few bright red agates embedded in the rice ball, which is very beautiful.

23. The baked sweet potato is burnt and covered with grass ash. Smell it, and the fragrant smell will immediately enter your insides, making you drool for three thousands of feet.

24. Hotel five-star chef? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.

25. The most famous and beautiful fish and tortoise.

26. China's eight major cuisines, each with countless famous dishes, have their own characteristics and make people salivate.

27. Happiness is the taste of dessert; Every dessert has a story; Life is like a dessert. How do you know which one suits you better unless you taste it?

28. A simple fried rice with eggs can make me live forever. I'm afraid only my wife has this ability!

29. I am full of praise for the delicious food. I have studied hard and practiced cooking for decades.

30. I took a water bottle and poured boiling water into the teacup. Suddenly, the Longjing tea in the water is like thousands of small fish flying up and down. It's so beautiful.

3 1. The next day, my neighbor's mother bought ribs specially and asked my mother to make sparerib soup for them. Towards noon, as soon as I entered my neighbor's house, the smell of sparerib soup came to my nose. At that time, I saw sparerib soup cooking, and my greedy cat could no longer resist the attractive fragrance.

32. A good dish is a dish with strong soup and heavy oil and water. Use words such as strong but not greasy, rich and mellow taste, and heavy salt and oil to describe food. Chef's seasoning is also inseparable from the principle of thick, heavy and big.

33. Cut the traces of years with a knife and carve the wonderful life with a meat cleaver; Take care of your career with both hands and cook tomorrow's happiness with a spatula; Taste colorful life with spices and win applause from life with delicacy. World Chef's Day, may you continue to cook delicious food and be happy forever!

34. Holding a happy kitchen knife, depicting beauty; Place the dishes of the soul and hold delicious food; Stir-fry an auspicious spatula to bring happiness out. World Chef's Day, may you cook a big meal happily and be full of happiness!

35. There is a little woman in my family who won my stomach with her cooking skills and persuaded my people with her cooking skills.

36. The chicken soup made by my mother is white, fragrant, salty and delicious. Every time my mother cooks chicken soup, I take a small spoon to drink, take a sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it and swallow it.

37. Give full play to your cooking skills. There is no rival in the art exhibition.

Seeing this, I can't wait to try it with chopsticks. Wow! It is delicious. Mom's cooking is really delicious!

There are thousands of streets in the world, among which the bravest cooks are the most. He is not afraid of knives, mountains and seas, tastes sweet and sour, sweats profusely, and wants to give delicious food to his wife.

40. Every dish uses a wonderful color scheme; Every bowl of noodles can make you feel exhausted; Every meatball is carefully prepared by you; Only you can make my taste open, but you can make me happy. May you be equally happy on World Chef's Day.

Automatic reply to classic sentences funny

1, the main reason is myocardial infarction, dying. If you want to leave a message, please call first! 2. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

4. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

5. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

6. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

7. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

8. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

9. Error in sending information: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 1 10. Please call silly when you get through and someone will answer.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

1 1. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

12, people are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, and reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating. 1 hour did not reply. Please call 120 for me.

13, don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

14, if there is no reply within minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper.

15, my current position: WC, posture: crouching face: convulsive state: exertion: 16, I am playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because of distraction. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

17, hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after the beep!

18, hi, I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after the beep!

19, she said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

20. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

2 1, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

22. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

23. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you!

24. I am XX's dog. XX is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

26. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

27. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

28. Hi ~ The boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

29. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

30. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

3 1. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

32. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

33, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

34. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

35.hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

36. why Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

37. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send me I love you and start the firewall. The system will automatically kill virus for you. 38. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy a ticket to peep. 60% discount for individuals and 20% discount for groups. Booking phone: I won't tell ordinary people!

39. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. 40. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

4 1, hello, the host is not here, please leave a message for the host, thank you for using! The owner's inflatable doll.

42. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

43. If I don't log off in a minute, hehe, I'm sorry. 44. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are beautiful, even if you are beautiful, I have to eat first. 45. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

46. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

47. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

48. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

49.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

50. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

5 1, sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer, please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise. 52, hello, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so you can only say so much to me.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

54. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

55. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

56. The master is away. Where have you been? Just don't tell you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. 57. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

58. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

59. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me another chance, I will say three words: I will go. If we must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it will be a period of time!

People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within a few minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within hours, please help me.

6 1, I'm grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the animal protection association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to maternity leave.

62. My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to say with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

63. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

64. go away If you don't reply within a few minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

65.DD I was playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

66. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

67. One day, a nun rang the bell, and the Buddha said: Degeneration is rebirth. I will fall. Don't make any noise. If I wake up, I will strangle you. 68. This time, I left inadvertently, but it caused our nostalgia. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

69. The host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse are optimistic about the opportunity to cool off. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing. Please speak slowly. 70. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

7 1, the main cause of myocardial infarction is dying. If you want to leave a message, please dial 120 first!

72. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

73. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

74. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise. 75. Bajie, I'm fighting with Fairy Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later. 76. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

77. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

78. You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

79. Come when you rob a bank. Remember to put socks on your head. You'd better buy Langsha brand.