Read more humorous jokes, and it doesn't hurt to worship short message jokes.

Read more humorous jokes, and it doesn't hurt to worship short message jokes.

Read more humorous jokes, and it doesn't hurt to worship short message jokes.

Xiaoming always likes to lie prone on his desk in class, and the teacher can't stand it. Xiao Ming stands up and is not allowed to listen to the class at his desk. Xiao Ming said helplessly, teacher, there is no way. I'm restricted. As long as you give a lecture, I will fall down.

An old lady drove up and said in horror, elder sister, are you all right? The old lady stood up and said that the young man really knows how to talk. I'm fine. Let's go

One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You don't know the period yet. It's really that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

The reporter interviewed Japan: "I heard that you want to buy Diaoyu Island, aren't you afraid of China?" What everyone cares about is how Japan answers. Japan said positively, "Of course not." There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Japan saw everyone's doubts and added: "Which father really hit his son?" Reporter: "We China people have filial sons under the sticks. You should prepare more medicines for injuries." The scene suddenly thundered with applause. . .

Old man: I have four sons, and three are grandfathers. Friend: What does the fourth one do? Old man: He never went to school and became a thief. Friend: Then why don't you kick him out of the house? Old man: Get rid of him? He is the only one who makes money.

Life is hard without you; Without you, my heart is very annoying; Pursue you and never get tired of it; It is sweet to have you in my heart; Embrace you, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever!

I sat on my knee and stroked heptachlor. You stand still, that's my only bosom friend. Therefore, you and I have achieved a story that has been passed down through the ages-casting pearls before swine.

The most romantic thing I think of is to say to you in the morning: you are so beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make you happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

Listening to you, I feel like a spring breeze; Seeing your performance makes me feel relaxed; Listening to your songs, I am ecstatic; I am glad to see your message; You, you haven't texted me yet?

Water: A river.

Ice: a small river, a big river.

Miao: After the river rushes into the sea, it becomes majestic and deep.

Because youtube changed the rules, the video must be clicked and played for a certain time before it can be clicked, which led to the record-breaking South Korean brainwashing song "Brothers are Gangnam style" (Divine Comedy has been requested for more than 400 million times), which dropped from the first to 100. ......

Ear: one ear listens to the sound of a place

Yes: two ears hear a lot of sounds.

Nie: Listening ability is higher than others, and he may become a musician.

"Can you cook?" "Well" "What about you?" "Too much, what braise in soy sauce beef, shrimp and fish plate, old altar sauerkraut, mushroom stewed chicken, soup stewed bones ..."

When fishing, what Lao Wang said to Lao Du pulled out all his insides.

Lao Wang: Hey (stomach), Lao Du (belly), your stem (liver) needs a new one (heart). Thick and long (intestine). It's a waste of time (lungs) to catch a fish!

Often forget things? Roll your eyes! British psychological research experts pointed out that if you want to recall something quickly, just turn your eyes left and right for 30 seconds, and your thoughts will pop up. This is because when the eyeball rotates, it can communicate with the left and right hemispheres of the brain, so it is easy to recall the hidden memories of the brain. Children's shoes that you forgot to do, come and have a look!

The kitten meets the puppy and says hello: "Hello, Xiao Huang." Dog: "I'm Xiaohua." Who's Xiao Huang? Kitten: "I'm sorry, admit my mistake, Xiao Huang is someone Rainbow you." "

After lunch in the canteen, several buddies walked in the park together and passed a group of girls. I said to Wheat, "Do you think that long hair looks like the HR of our company?" Wheat asked, "which long hair?" "The one with big eyes and round face. "which one is that?" "The one with big breasts" "Oh! She! I just didn't pay attention to my face. It's a bit like what you said! " @ Pudong Zhangjiang

Watching the news in the dormitory, I saw a gay couple getting married. My roommate asked: Really? Really! Man or woman? Dude. Fortunately, it's a man, and the woman is losing a lot!

You can't tie a chicken with your hands.

Chicken said: If you can get a shot of chicken blood, you will become a bully.

Finally, the doctor married the detective, and the detective asked the doctor, "Are you happy to marry me?" The doctor said, "If I don't marry you, how can my surname be Fu?" .

Classmate A got married, and a bunch of old classmates decided to come up with an idea for a wedding. As a result, he didn't move until the end. Everyone was surprised. After two days, A claimed to break up with him in the group. Originally, originally! This product is drugged in toast. The groom's cup is Viagra and the bride's cup is croton!