202 1 humorous sentences: What are some humorous sentences?

1, girls with fat hands don't have to worry, the gold ring given by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

3, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

6, please care about the food around you, if you are not careful, maybe she will die.

7. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

8, self-timer this kind of thing: three points are destined, and seven points depend on the filter.

9. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

10, I just made a risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars.

1 1, I am really lucky. I am grateful to have known these sincere friends for many years, and my attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive a Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year, and I still haven't received a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

12, my wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

Ghosts are afraid of death, because when they die, they become people.

14, I thought that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

15, children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

16, for boys, I value talent most. Looks are not important, just handsome.

17, don't talk, feel my handsome with your heart.

18, I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

19, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

20. You left without worrying about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.