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The comedy "Lovers Show Love" tells us about 2020.

1. I'm afraid you don't like me, so I try my best to play a lively person. I'm more afraid that you like me. When I approached, I found that I was actually a negative and gloomy person. Girl, don't smoke, you are still young, and there are many stories about your future that you haven't experienced at dawn and dusk. You haven't met the prince who spoiled you as a little princess. How can you be willing to fall?

Only state officials can set fires, but you are not allowed to leave me. I don't like you very much. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that I hug you with my arms. I have super powers, and I like you very much. An open gun is easy to hide, but a secret crush is hard to prevent. If you want others to know, unless you love me.

4. We will practice when our feelings are weak. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired, we will give each other space instead of letting go easily. It's not easy to meet people. Why can't you give yourself a chance to know me again? I am still the same person, but you never remember what you said that impressed me.

5. Being naive, they hit the south wall, and their love for life is too hard to turn back.

6. Being a man for the first time, I want to experience everything in this world with you, feel the gentle wind in summer, the continuous autumn rain, the quilt in winter, the crowded people, the hurried streets, the passers-by rubbing their hands in hot air, and clamoring for the children in Sugar-Coated Berry. They all die in winter and wake up in spring, and everything waits for no one. I will wait for you to hold my hand by the roadside. Let's leave now.

7. Just play with your feelings. You can't take it seriously. Meet that amazing person too early, and you will never be stable for life.

8. Please stay here, son. Look at the storm ahead, the road is bumpy. Why not enter my heart first and avoid it?

9. There are so many stories about you that I don't seem to have enough wine to drink.

10. Give you sugar, give you seeds of love, give you love, give you love.

1 1. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

12. People who like you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

13. I'm in deep trouble, but you don't know it.

14. Did I accidentally leave the door open and let you in?

15. How wonderful it is to meet a shining person in this short life. Even if we are not together, at least you loved him as far as faith, and this youth has no regrets.

16. My three views are not correct, and they are all biased towards you.

17. Will is humble and brave.

19. A boy doesn't need to be too good. He is willing to return the game and only listens to you.

I don't want to marry a good marriage in the eyes of the world, I just want to marry love.

2 1. Liking you means hiding yourself and chatting well with others.

22. Time can't go back, what about love?

23. Don't be a rose, be a weed in your heart. A little humidity will grow wildly and burn endlessly.

24. Whenever I feel super beautiful, I want to see you.

Without you around, I don't expect to meet anyone anywhere, so I put on a suit that doesn't match and walked down the street with a plain face. I didn't panic. I knew you wouldn't show up.

26. If you can take the trouble to say good morning and good night to me every day, remind me to remember to have breakfast when I wake up in the morning, tell me the weather today, urge me to sleep every night, don't stay up late, tell me to tuck in the quilt and close the window, and wait patiently for me to dawdle out and tolerate my bad temper. No matter how noisy, you will eventually accommodate me, fall in love and overcome difficulties, and I will marry you.

27. When a girl makes trouble without reason, in fact, she knows in her heart that it is quite unreasonable to do so, but that's what girls do. They like to prove it through small things. Even if she is wrong, you will give in. For you, it may be trouble, but for her, you are the one she wants to marry. Now you are just in love, and you don't want to give in. Then why do you entrust your life in the future?

28. Seeing you again after so many years, my heart is still throbbing. complete works

29. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

I don't know how I will live in the future, but I know I must have you in my future.

3 1. I don't know whether I should love you, hate you, hurt you or protect you.

32. If you can't give her a wedding dress, don't take off her underwear. It's not that she is stupid, but that she really believes you.

I like the wind in spring, the rain in summer, the leaves in autumn, the snow in winter and you all the year round.

I have loved him for so long and persisted for so long, but he has never really felt my feelings for him for so long. Finally, I want to give up loving him. But he turned around and smiled at me. He smiled so warmly that I forgot to give up loving him.

35. The warmest love story I've ever heard is: You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I'll just adapt to you.

36. I never think that online love, long-distance love, foreign love and homosexuality are unreliable. People are unreliable, not feelings.

I don't know how much I like you, but if I want to see you, I will definitely run.

Don't worry, your hero on earth will pick you up slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.

39. Don't be stressed, I just want to meet you.

I have never regretted falling in love with you.

4 1. It's hard to meet someone like you, and I don't want to see you again.

42. The person being chased is even more infatuated in the end.

Xiu En 'ai died quickly. Funny talk about funny humor. Show love. Tell me about it.

1, girls make coke chicken wings. The boy tasted it and said, it's delicious. The girl also tasted it and said, liar, I have no idea. The boy said, fool, everything you do is delicious to me. A few days later, boys and girls died of bird flu. Story description: Xiu En loves to die quickly.

2, don't sprinkle dog food, don't show love, or you will die soon!

Although we are single, every time we see someone show love, we still say that show love will die soon, but we still hope you can be happy in our hearts.

4. See you show love. Although you say that dog abuse shows that love dies quickly, I still hope you can leave as long as you can. It's good to have company.

5. Why should I delete you? Seeing your show of love die quickly, I wish you everything after that is not worth the loss. .....

6. In fact, it is not balanced if only one party shows love. Xiuen's love died quickly probably because one side showed too much, while the other side was almost zero.

7. Although I know that Xiu Ai En will die soon, I can still show it at the right time.

8. It's time to show it to my wife. Haha, does it mean that Xiu En 'ai died quickly, and I just can't kill Xiao Qiang! Come on, come on.

9. It is said that Xiuen Ai died quickly, but it has been almost four years since we were born, and I am still alive.

10. For people like me, this festival invisibly adds a secular jealousy, and Xiuen's love dies quickly.

1 1. Some people see others show their love in various circles of friends and sigh that show love dies quickly! As a result, she has been showing herself. I really don't understand what kind of psychological person she is! ! !

12, a friend said, in fact, I really have no feelings for your show of love. Usually, I cooperate with you to talk about dog abuse, show love and die quickly, and eat dog food just to make you have fun.

13, people who have the idea of showing love and dying are probably people who have no ability to get beautiful love because you don't love each other at all.

14, look at your show of love. Although you say that dog abuse shows that love dies quickly, I still hope that you can leave as long as you want, and it is best to have someone to accompany you!

15, it is said that Xiu En 'ai died quickly, and died without showing up. I feel fucking wronged.

16, Xiu En 'ai died quickly and let you show hahaha.

17, I will focus on the bottom line until the end! ! Xiu En 'ai died quickly. You say it yourself. Do you remember? ! !

18, bullying Laozi to be single, Xiu En 'ai died quickly! Stop! Shoot you both in your dreams.

19, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Xiuen's love in the library died quickly, so I concentrated on reading.

20, the ancients said: love without hiding, self-destruction, but you said: show love, die quickly.

2 1, the typhoon is coming, so don't celebrate Valentine's Day. If you and your little boyfriend or girlfriend are blown away, that's bad. After all, Xiu En 'ai died quickly, didn't she?

22. Xiu En 'ai died quickly. This matter has nothing to do with Xiu En Ai. It is because others saw it that it will be particularly dazzling when it is divided.

23. I used to think that Xiuen's love died quickly, but now I find that people who never show love die faster.

24. It is said that Xiuen's love will die quickly, so I will fix one quietly and quietly. You don't know me anyway, so why? ...

25. Xiu En 'ai died quickly, but I didn't expect it so soon.

26. Xiu En 'ai died quickly. Talking about a love affair attracted public attention. Low-key is a way to protect each other, and people who don't choose the same unit will be embarrassed.

27. On this sweet and tired day. Sitting on the lovers' avenue ravaged by pigeons, looking at this once most beautiful seaside avenue. I just want to say. -Xiu En 'ai dies fast!

Couples talk about show love in the space, and show love couples talk about daquan.

I always work for three minutes, but I love you for so long.

I usually forget things, but I remember you so clearly.

You don't need it. I am glad I like it.

I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it.

How lucky I am to love you has become the best decision in my life.

How lucky I am to meet you at the best age, with no regrets, no regrets.

I can't say what's good about you, just want to sleep with you.

I can't tell you what's good about you. I just want to watch you take a shower.

I am not a goddess, a scum, or a tease. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

I am not a male god, a schoolmaster or a handsome boy. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

Give you the tenderness of the whole city and love the displacement of my life.

I have been spoiled for half my life, and my life has been bumpy.

Thanks to you, I can't live without you every day, and I don't want to delay another second.

Miss you, I can't live without you every day. How can I not hold you in my hand?

If someone bullies you, I will change from a gentleman to a hooligan for you.

If someone takes you away, I will change from a lady to a bitch for you.

Nobody likes me.

Hello, my name is nobody.

I don't want other people's hugs, because it doesn't smell like you.

I don't want a hug, because there is no heartbeat.

What if I break up with you? Then I'll make up with my ex-girlfriend

Then let's split it now! Fool, you are my ex-girlfriend when I break up.

My goddess, not gentle, not a lady, will never leave me.

My male god, not romantic, not a gentleman, will not leave me alone.

What can you do to ensure that she doesn't leave?

I spoil her so much that others can't stand her.

Even if I am blind and deaf, I can recognize you in the crowd.

Even though you are hunched over, I still love you.

At that time, you wore a white school uniform and a ponytail, and smiled and told me that I was your favorite person in the world.

At that time, you were wearing a white shirt and a crew cut. Listen to me with a smile. You are my favorite person in the world.

Couples talk about show love.

Naiheqiao is a hundred years old, just to meet you for a lifetime.

Naiheqiao waited for a thousand years, just to accompany you for a lifetime.

People who believe in promises are fools.

It is the madman who complains about lies.

It is natural to suffer if you have few things, and it is natural to harm if you talk less.

Eating less in the stomach is naturally less sick, and thinking less in the heart is naturally less troublesome.

Women, dotted with the world.

Men hold up the world.

Silence is an excuse for fear.

Giggling is the cause of injustice.

Flowers bloom so brilliantly.

Heart, the pain is so deep.

Whose loneliness covers Russia and China?

Whose cheongsam covers Russia's shoulders?

The reason why a man is romantic is that no one can catch his heart.

The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart.

We are used to excitement, but not to loneliness.

We accepted the growth, but began to miss yesterday.

What if I am in your heart and I have three thousand rival in love?

What if you failed the world in my heart?

Xiansen, I will love you all my life.

Mushrooms are cool, and I will love you in the next generation.

-flowers and broken dreams, according to Xi

-Hurriedly broken heart, old Xi

Fuck your dad's ambiguity, affection and sincerity

Fuck your vows of eternal love and pretend to be affectionate.

It is naive of me to take a lie as a promise.

It is foolish of me to regard hypocrisy as truth.

╰つ ℡。 Who gave me the courage and determination like a clown?

Who gave it to me? Gorgeous and persistent like Kudou Shinichi?

The never-ending elegance on the piano is only sad now.

The never-ending wildness on the guitar is only sad now.

Countless sand, countless sweetness.

Countless dreams, countless sweetness

Not all true love can escape far away.

Sincerity cannot be tightened.

A woman will remember the man who made her laugh.

A man will remember the woman who made him cry.

Good people can stand the temptation.

A good woman can stand loneliness.

Sometimes we want to laugh, but we have to pretend to be sad.

Sometimes, we want to cry, but we have to squeeze out a stiff smile.

It's just your endless hypocrisy that tears.

What is broken is your endless perfunctory.

The wind is raining and Iraqis are laughing.

Falling yarn and quicksand are flying all over the sky

A layer of autumn rain is cool, and a petal falls and a pulse is fragrant.

The same fleeting time is unforgettable, and there is nowhere to hide a carefree sadness.

He said he wouldn't give up if she didn't leave.

She said she would love him if he were here.

┌。 No matter how bitter and salty tears are, they are comforting sunshine.

┌。 No matter how beautiful and sweet a smile is, it is not special.

Baby son's name is dad.

Baby daughter's name is mother.

Dude, I don't need your advice.

My woman, I don't need you to judge.

I won't love anyone but you.

You are not allowed to love anyone but me.

For handsome guys, it's enough to take a look, turn around and tell yourself that I'm a better-looking bastard than them.

For beautiful women, it is enough to take a look, turn around and tell yourself that my baby is more beautiful than them.