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Congratulations on buying a car.

1, new car on the road, three suggestions: bring a driver's license to facilitate police deduction; Wear sunglasses to prevent beautiful women from attracting attention; Don't add gasoline, this ... means to save some money and invite me to dinner!

2. Oh, your car is very good. Look at the shapes, materials and decorations. The more I look at it, the better I feel than our tractor. ...

Today, I learned that a beautiful woman can't bless her car, but I sent a message as a token of my wish. I wish you a safe journey and a pleasant journey.

4, newcomers, new cars, new atmosphere; In the new year, worry, take a new road; Bless you, brother, take your new car on the road and have a good trip!

I finally bought a good car that I have been longing for for for a long time. Take good care of it.

6. I wish Comrade Bai a prosperous life and a beautiful car, "drive a high-quality China car and be the proudest China person", and wish you luck in having a car all your life.

7. You said you didn't inform others earlier when you bought a car. Now people are caught off guard and have not prepared gifts. Even a short message makes people sweat, but this blessing is ancient and heavy.

8. You bought a car. What can I get you? I went to the mall and felt that the gift was a bit wasteful; I wrapped a red envelope, and the more I looked at it, the more I thought it was no good. This red envelope is enough for you to buy two cars, and I have to give out red envelopes. What is this for? Finally, I still think this message is the most appropriate!

9. Although the road is sometimes tortuous, it is getting wider and wider after all; Although the cause sometimes encounters setbacks, after all, the more dry it is, the sweeter it is; Blessing may be short-lived, but it brings my best wishes after all!

10, full of happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you!