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Disgusting words to my husband.
In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you.
3. Is love swallowing or spitting? Sometimes I want to swallow you and never part. Sometimes I want to spit you out and set you free. It turns out that people can let go of their two loves, thoughts, pains and pleasures.
4, the sky is not old, I can't help it. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.
5. If you promise, the flowers under the bright moon in front of your bed, the prodigal son's home is at the end of the world, and the prodigal son's expectation is home. Walking on the road is a sweet lie, stay in your heart and sleep!
6. Write your name on the palm of your hand. I miss it when I open it, and I am happy when I hold it. In this way, hand in hand to give you a lifetime of tenderness; Just like this, shoulder to shoulder gives you a lifetime of happiness!
7. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, it is the expectation of the morning ... How are you, lover?
8. I didn't realize until I was injured that happiness came and went quickly.
9. I am engraved on my left hand and you are written on my right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are in harmony, everyone will see-I love you!
10, you left, with all my love, just a farewell. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" to you again.
1 1. Happiness is my slippers. You wear it, sweep the floor and mop the floor together. Happiness is tacit, small beds are warm together, happiness is frozen together and huddled together, and four small hands are clenched together. Happiness is to let go of all fetters and wander together. Happiness is that simple.
12, buy a popsicle to cool off in hot summer; 100 yuan romance, I can buy a copy of Kanto to warm your palm on a cold night; Romantic 1000 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy clothes you like; 10000 yuan romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy voice and stereo.
13, now it seems that I am standing at an awkward intersection. What I lost was the joy of bluffing, and what I didn't gain was the calmness of washing and practicing.
14, a promise of love, waiting for a heart all my life, warm greetings every day, longing for you forever, I miss you, waiting for your reply, and I hope my existence will make you happier!
15. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!
16, alone in the cold window, the autumn wind is also sad; When I see you again, it is out of reach; When the wind stops and the autumn night stays awake, who will pity you in your sleep? Qiu Lai left the flowers and leaves, but you are still in my heart!
17, the cloud also went with the wind and hid at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, and I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart.
18, don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have already got; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore; Don't regret if you choose; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied, only when you are hurt can you enjoy life, and only when you are hurt can you understand how strong you are. There is always a windy morning, there is always a gorgeous dusk, and there is always a meteor night; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, it is a beautiful day to be suddenly enlightened. ...
19, "I don't want to last forever, but I want to have it once." Now I deeply feel the pain and helplessness of the person who said this sentence. This life is really hard to find.
20. Everyone has a jar. Pretend that your lover is sad. The bigger the jar, the more sadness it contains, and the happier the person you love. God dreamed that my jar was the biggest, because I suffered all your sorrows!
2 1, this thing, feelings, knows it will hurt, but some people still insist on trying.
22, love a person, is to let a person who doesn't know love deeply understand the meaning of love and being loved. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.
23. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
24, sweet Tanabata, happy together, with you, no complaints for life. Roses reveal Fang Fei, messages convey the message of love, and Tanabata loves eternity.
25, I love you, thank you for giving me happiness, I love you to the old age, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
26. For many years, you have been living in seclusion in my wound. I let go of heaven and earth, but I never let go of you. You can say goodbye to all the water in Qian Shan for the rest of your life.
In this world, no one deserves my tears, because the one who deserves them won't make me cry.
28. Once love is satisfied, the charm of others disappears.
29. Love is not necessarily sweet talk, but it must be intimate; It may not be inseparable, but it must never leave; We can never leave, but we must cherish each other. Falling in love with you is the only thing in my life.
30. Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever.
3 1, I saw you in a casual look back. I fell in love with you at first sight Since then, you often appear in my dreams, and I know I'm hopeless. Only your smile can warm my heart.
32. If they had appeared earlier, they might not have held on to another person's finger. Or meet a little later, until two people slowly learn tolerance, understanding, kindness and compromise in their respective love experiences. Maybe when we come together, we won't give up so easily, turn around willfully and let go of love. Neither earlier nor later, that is a rare fate.
33. I wish you were a star. When you fall asleep, your dream will be beautiful. May you be a shell and be strong when you are wronged. But, dear, I won't let you be wronged, because your injury can't be found in my dictionary.
34. I have a deep affection for you, and I hope you will make eyes at me; Deep affection for you, lemon, waiting for you in the starry night; I love you, please face the Milky Way. I have a crush on you and invite you to talk under the moon!
35. I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like that night, the moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always accompanying you!
36. Romance is holding you gently in your arms and sitting by the fire on a day when the cold wind is howling and snowflakes are flying. Even if you don't say a word, it seems that you have said a lot. Let the warm fire jump out of the reddest posture in each other's eyes.
37. There are two lights in the window of memory, which are your affectionate eyes; Your talking eyes say to me: the night of missing is about to pass, please welcome the dawn of gathering. Looking forward to meeting your beloved!
38. A gentle greeting is honey, which makes you sweet; Deep blessing is light, shining on you forever; I am worried about the rainbow, waiting for you; A gentle care is water, which will accompany you in the spring and autumn. May you be happy every day.
39. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
40. Fate makes love possible. Love is an unexpected encounter.
4 1, the sun says that love is red, full of passion and fiery; The sea says that love is blue, full of romance and warmth; But as I said, love is the colorful colors we paint with the brushes in our hands!
42. Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the star of luck shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.
43. After breaking up, we can't be friends because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies because we love each other deeply, so we can only be the most familiar strangers.
44. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!
45. A sincere heart has fallen in love with you and will never change its mind! A spoony heart can't see you, only sad! A Dan's heart, thinking day and night, ten thousand arrows go through the heart! Qixi Bridge, soul mate, eternal love! One side is crazy, the other side is hot, and the other side loves it. Give it to Tanabata!
46. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have. Only when you are lost can you see the non-mainstream classic love stories. In fact, the most familiar is the most precious.
47. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the wind and sand depend on each other; You are the moon and I am the sun, and the sun, moon and stars are always suitable; You are a candle, I am a moth, and I am willing to burn in the flame, because you deserve it!
I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I can't see your face, but I can remember your smile. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.
49. Your happiness, my sweetness, your melancholy and my sadness. Although I am not everything to you, I hope it will always be you. You know, I've been thinking about you on Tanabata.
50. The sun sets early to go home and give the moon a halo; Birds return home early in order to go home and make a sound to the mountains; And my heart, I also went home early, in order to meet you in my dream early!
5 1, the whole world can ignore me, except you.
I don't know why, but I recently got a strange disease. I will miss you when I walk, eat, work, read and sleep. Do you think I like you?
53. Night crept upstairs, and the gentle moonlight spilled all over the floor. Love words in dreams are as lotus as jade! Melancholy tears condensed in red and blue! It is joy, crystal, yearning and blessing. Honey. Open your smile and face our future bravely! This is the most beautiful love story in my heart. I use tears to make a river, and I return your affection with a smile.
54. Wife, if there is an afterlife, we will be lingering with me in flight. We will work together during the day and cook together at night. When cooking, you put vinegar and I put salt!
55, a glass of good wine, only two people taste the most delicious! In a relationship, only two people know each other best! A confidant, only two people are most connected! Lifelong friendship, only two people cherish the hardest to find!
56. The expression of love is to show the other person your heart and see the love, warmth, concern and trembling in that heart. For ordinary people, this kind of heart-to-heart communication is best carried out in a simple, implicit and long way, which is more in line with our simple, implicit and long life.
57. I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.
58. In the face of love, it is not that we control love, but that love can control us. Only by adapting to love and cherishing each other can happiness last longer. If you simply love each other and go your own way, love will still be hidden in your own hands sooner or later.
59. In this game of chasing and chasing, you are chasing when I am running, and you are really running when I am chasing. Maybe sometimes life is like this. Excessive belief in eternity, naive belief in how pure love can be constructed by a blank sheet of paper.
60. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!
Say disgusting things to your girlfriend.
1, time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays lingering love for you. No matter day or night, it has never changed, and it can stand all kinds of experiences. There is only one sentence: forever!
There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?
3, baby, if I quit, you can be happy, I am willing; If you want me to face it bravely, I want you to be happy because I love you; Because I love you, I have to face everything, baby, I love you!
Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is a kind of unforgettable, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!
Let my love stay with you forever, no matter whether the wind and rain will never come again. My heart has been given to you, without a promise. I just want to be with you in my life.
6. At this moment, I think of you again. Miss you is a kind of sour pain! So I can't call you and tell you, I just want to kiss you with words!
7. I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you).
8. When night comes, will the sea still be blue? When the sky snows, will the trees still be green? Will I still be happy when you are sad?
9. Flowers can't help hearing, birds can't help flying, and I can't help thinking about you. The breeze can't help blowing, the flame can't help burning, and I can't help thinking about you.
10, remember-the person who loves you will always be me. There is a kind of tacit understanding called heart to heart, a kind of feeling called wonderful, a kind of happiness called having you with you, and a kind of missing called living like years!
1 1, you are the expectation of my eyes, you are the direction of my wings, you are the way home for my soul, I am awake, you are the heartbeat of my hope, I am asleep, and you are the breath I miss.
12, dear fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey, love your cat!
13, if autumn is over, I love you in the snow! If the world disappears, I love you in heaven! If you leave, I love you with tears! If I leave, I love you in the distance!
14, God dotes on me, let us know each other, let us fall in love, I will cherish this hard-won sweet love, regard you as my life and love you like a baby!
15, there is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!
16, gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.
17, I swear, I can do it: I don't sleep during the day, I don't eat at night, I don't blow a fan in winter, I don't wear a cotton-padded jacket in summer, but I can't love you!
18, I swear that 50 years later, I still love you as I do now.
19, my greatest hope in my life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day. We will stay together until we are old, so we can't go anywhere.
20. We used to be snowflakes falling from the sky. We didn't know each other at first, but after landing, we became one, turned into ice, turned into water and never separated.
2 1, I am a kiss and you are a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Want to stay in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!
22. I want to sublimate my little poem about love into an essay about life.
Say disgusting things to women
1: When I love you, I feel the earth shaking. No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you.
Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.
4: I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?
I don't know when I learned to rely.
6. The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, the rain and dew in summer make love thrive, the white clouds in autumn make love grow wings, and the ice and snow in winter make love wither.
7: The earth is still changing, and the world is still changing. I love you forever.
8: It won't change for you, rain or shine.
9: I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract.
10: Is it funny? It's weird not having you around, okay?
1 1: If you drink your own wine of love and don't refill it, you will be thirsty all your life.
12: Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !
13: If I had five magical fingers, I would shrink the world into a globe. I look for you, such as London or Paris, and I can find you in a turn.
14: Love you forever.
15: If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.
16: Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.
17: I just kept you in my heart.
18: Tears, a kind of painful raindrops, have been falling in my world since I don't know when. All I know is that my heart ached and I shed blood, all for you.
19: Nothing fits better than your love, and nothing is more charming than your love.
What I said to my husband
What I said to my husband
1, do housework with me on weekends! I like the feeling of two people rolling up their sleeves while doing and singing.
2, or hold me in the middle of the night to tell ghost stories.
3. After watching the movie "A Sigh", please talk about the profound experience of the hero's confession: "Extramarital affairs, the other party is not a fairy, don't touch it!"
4, the wife is unreasonable, it is spoiled, not splashing water.
5, the wife's financial power is good at business rather than stingy.
6, the wife wearing platform shoes is icing on the cake, not congenital deficiency.
7. It's sexy for a wife to wear a see-through dress, not a fever.
8. My wife loves you instead of hitting you.
9. If your wife's work is not satisfactory, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive plans.
10, if your wife has made progress and been praised or promoted, you should cheer and celebrate with me, and point out some internal reasons for her success and praise her very much.
1 1. My wife's rude words are straightforward and lovely, not uneducated.
12, my wife's makeup is dazzling, not a monster.
13 Please remember that my wife's chestnut hair is fashionable, not ears of wheat.
14, please walk with me once a week: take me to the teahouse or bar to meet my friends every two weeks; Go to a movie hand in hand with me every two months; Arrange to travel with me at least once a year.
15, please remember three memorial sites: the first meeting memorial site, the first intimate contact memorial site and the marriage proposal memorial site.
Please remember five anniversaries: wife's birthday, first meeting anniversary, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day and March 8 Women's Day.
17 Please remember five major events: wife's favorite food, wife's favorite color, wife's favorite flower, wife's favorite perfume and wife's favorite song.
18, let me sleep with your sweet words every night.
19, if I do something wrong, I am already very sad. Please take the initiative to take the responsibility you should or should not take. Your broad mind is my forever harbor.
20. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this cannot be a reason why you can wear a pair of underwear for two days.
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