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Pretending to be a scumbag, short quotations

What you see with your eyes may not be the truth, let alone hearsay. Below are short quotations from fake academic scumbags that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

1. "Which path are you on?!"

"Me? I am taking the path of Chinese socialism."

2. " I...have never liked anyone before." "The kid in front of me, named Xie Yu, is the first one."

3. He Chao in the east building and Xie Yu in the west building.

4. Let’s go together, farther away

5. “Brother Chao, you asked me last time what you were like. Now that I am not someone else, I will answer that question again.

6. Use a hard shell to block all the malice in the world, such as the irritable and keep away from strangers attitude, but the soft place in your heart is still spotless.

7. "Xie Yu"

"..."

"Nothing, just get familiar with the names of your deskmates. "

A few years later

"Xie Yu..."

"You are called Hun. "

"Nothing, just get familiar with your boyfriend's name. ”

8. “What’s there to say about secret love? It’s sour and swollen like a can of Fanta, or the kind that’s been shaken hard. Puff, puff, whoever opens the can at this time can explode him.” One face. ”

9. At this age when I am most impulsive, I dare not be wanton.

10. “I plan to give a ring this year, wear it on my ring finger, and never take it off for the rest of my life.” , I wonder if my child will accept it?"

11. "I haven't liked anyone before. ”

Xie Yu endured the feeling of beating people and said: “The stinky guy named He Chao in front of me is the first one.” "

12. "I recently discovered that... liking you seems to be addictive. ”

13. Why do my children want to smile for you?

14. That’s it, what else can you do? Don’t look back on the path you’ve taken.

15. "But you are different, because I like you to the point... no matter how slow you are. "No matter how slow you are, you can't escape.