Does anyone have a humorous text message for Valentine’s Day! urgent! ! ! It must be humorous! Thank you!

1. I miss you so much in the morning that I can’t eat; I miss you so much at noon that I can’t eat; I miss you so much in the afternoon that I can’t eat; I can’t sleep at night , because I'm so hungry.

2. I will pray to the Buddha every day for a long-lasting blooming rose. When there are 999 roses, I will give them to you together, and say emotionally: "I don't believe in the small ones." The bees will not sting you to death!”

3. My dear, if a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. , you will be carefree from now on, because you were beaten silly!

4. I have two worries that are hidden deep in my heart and have never been confided to anyone. Today I will share them with you, but you have to promise not to tell anyone about them. They are: one for the left ventricle and one for the right ventricle. Ventricles.

5. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall in love with you------ I don’t believe I can’t knock you out!

6. With you, I can’t bear to throw away a flower that has withered after I picked it for a long time. I can’t remember to close an umbrella after it has stopped raining for a long time. I have walked on the same road for a long time and it is still dark. At the end, I thought about this sentence for a long time before saying it: Lend me two yuan

7With you, every day is Valentine's Day! With me, every day is Labor Day! With the two of us together, every day will be a carnival.

8 Don’t pursue me, I want to tell you: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach. The waves in the back continue to move forward, and they will die on the beach." Give up.

9 Strengthen old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers, beware of insiders, wish old lovers will not grow old, new lovers will not run away, there will be many young lovers, insiders will not worry, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!